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How do you deal with a jehovah witness?
12-12-2017, 07:05 PM
I’m boring. I just tell them I’m not interested and shut the door.
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12-12-2017, 07:35 PM
1) Offer then a Christmas present, insist they take it before you'll talk to them.
2) Answer the door with an IV needle and a gravity bag, suggest they donate blood.
3) Don't answer the door or tell them you're not interested.
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05-09-2018, 06:52 PM
Tell them about the red pill. Shit tests, dread game, DHV, 100 approaches, the whole nine yards!
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05-09-2018, 06:59 PM
If you have friends over call them over and tell them he's interested.
Atleast thats what worked for me .
If not ,run in the house.
If already in the house ,dont answer the door.
If caught caught blindly say you have to take a shit. Snatch the pamphlet from theirr hand and run off.
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05-09-2018, 07:04 PM
My buddy answered the door naked. They had their fresh-faced, eligible, virgin daughter with them. They quickly left.
Next day, the girl came over.
And that's how my buddy got a JW FWB.
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05-09-2018, 08:46 PM
Quote: (05-09-2018 07:04 PM)YoungBlade Wrote:
My buddy answered the door naked. They had their fresh-faced, eligible, virgin daughter with them. They quickly left.
Next day, the girl came over.
And that's how my buddy got a JW FWB.
I've talked with them a few times and they're always nice kids. I read the magazine they give you... It's fairly red pill. Eat well, work out, don't smoke or drink and marry young. Too bad they get weird if you show up to their church. In the end I despise them for their disdain toward patriotism and veterans.
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05-09-2018, 09:57 PM
I had two Jehovah witness girls knock on my door and I answered the door with no shirt and a towel on because I just got out of the shower. Im all moist,and steamy with a six pack.
They were so uncomfortable it wasn't even funny. I just played polite and acted like everything was normal because my parents are witnesses so I'm always respectful even if I think it's dumb. I was probably extra polite because I was hungover but I didn't want to take that out on them or seem pissed.
She came back with her dad when I wasn't home to try and convert me and this dude was not happy about it to say the least. But what the fuck do you expect knocking on strangers doors at noon on a weekend?
A polite "im aware but don't care" attitude is how I deal with the witnesses. Swift easy and no more hearing about their "truth".
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05-09-2018, 10:07 PM
Shit I just read youngblades post and I'm dying laughing. I passed on my chance out of respect for JWs and not wanting to corrupt a girl like that.
Good idea. I should go to her congregation and accuse her of stealing my phone.
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05-09-2018, 10:22 PM
I bitch to them about the length of the Final Fantasy VII Remake, which is as long in waiting as the second coming.