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02-26-2017, 05:02 PM
Quote: (02-26-2017 02:29 PM)LINUX Wrote:
Feed her a can of this every morning. Report back to us.
well done but this one is going to go over a lot of heads
edit: A two-year troll. Props to making it this long but this thread will be your undoing!
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02-26-2017, 05:32 PM
we should have a hall-of-fame subforum , and this thread should go into it.
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02-26-2017, 06:29 PM
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Оно уходит сквозь постель,
В глубокую щель!"
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Girl tasted cummy when we made out
02-26-2017, 06:50 PM
Before kissing her, get her to give you a blowjob, now it'll tastes like your cum, which is fair game, what's even more fair? Make her taste another girl's pussy juice. The mix of both the cum(s) will even out the taste. Or just piss on her a little everytime and mark your territory.
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Girl tasted cummy when we made out
02-26-2017, 06:56 PM
It's a bonus, brah....shit's loaded with T (least I read that on the internet). You beat the system!
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02-26-2017, 10:36 PM
Look, I'm no nutrition scientist or anything, but how long do you imagine cum-taste lasts in the human mouth?
I've kissed my girl just minutes after nutting in her mouth and it's not like I'm thinking "Oh, we've got a real jizz-breath here!"
Unless your hypothetical eskimo-brother is busting Bertucci's garlic sauce instead of semen I think you're imagining things.
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Girl tasted cummy when we made out
02-27-2017, 12:21 AM
Maybe it's just a fantasy of yours?
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02-27-2017, 12:41 AM
Quote: (02-26-2017 10:36 PM)XPQ22 Wrote:
I've kissed my girl just minutes after nutting in her mouth and it's not like I'm thinking "Oh, we've got a real jizz-breath here!"
But you are saying that it
DOES taste cummy??
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02-27-2017, 12:43 AM
Quote: (02-26-2017 10:36 PM)XPQ22 Wrote:
Look, I'm no nutrition scientist or anything, but how long do you imagine cum-taste lasts in the human mouth?
I've kissed my girl just minutes after nutting in her mouth and it's not like I'm thinking "Oh, we've got a real jizz-breath here!"
Unless your hypothetical eskimo-brother is busting Bertucci's garlic sauce instead of semen I think you're imagining things.
Obviously when she's with OP she's nervous and regretful for cheating on him, and that anxiety is causing reflux.
OP needs to get a black-light.
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02-27-2017, 01:04 AM
Special request to let this thread die so I no longer have to read the title when checking the forum. Cheers lads.
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03-05-2017, 10:49 PM
This is the funniest thread title in this forums history
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03-06-2017, 12:44 AM
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03-06-2017, 08:27 PM
And he's the most powerful man in the universe? Battlecat would be ashamed...
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03-07-2017, 11:28 PM
Quote: (02-27-2017 01:04 AM)RawGod Wrote:
Special request to let this thread die so I no longer have to read the title when checking the forum. Cheers lads.
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Girl tasted cummy when we made out
03-08-2017, 06:16 AM
So, OP, you still didn't tell us how you know the taste of semen.
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03-08-2017, 06:20 AM
Thanks for the lulz I needed it this morning.
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03-08-2017, 06:25 AM