Roosh's pet shop opener really is gold.
Opened an 8.5, which is rare for me, I usually don't cold approach >7.5.
As I was walking up behind her I noticed her slender body, toned calves and shiny black hair. I'm thinking to myself, this girl has to be Asian (which I'm into by the way), but to my surprise I see Caucasian features as I steal a glance to the side as I pass her.
I walked ahead for a while, then slowed down so she could walk beside me. She had earbuds in, but I thought, fuck it - "do you know if there is a pet shop in the city?", I asked, as she promptly liberated her ears of the things. As she leans toward me, I notice that she's sporting a perky rack - without a doubt she has had some enhancement.
She seemed to think there was one, then rambled on about some other stores that just sold pets toys. "Aha, that's what I'm after!", I said. I told a little white lie, that I'm new in town, to consolidate the I-don't-know-where-shit-is story, and mentioned I'm from Victoria (which I am originally). This happens to be quite a DHV to South Aussies.
We keep walking (in the wrong direction for me), and she asks what I do for work. I tell her what I do for work, to which she replies, "so am I!".
She works for a firm that manages doctors and dentists. The penny drops, that's how she came to be enhanced in the breast department (which I couldn't stop myself from getting more than a few unrepentant glances of)...and the more I focused on her face, the more artificialness I was seeing (botox lips, and fake eyelashes).
She is visibly young however, probably mid 20's, so doesn't look trashy with what she has done - in fact, with the corporate attire, and prescription glasses, she'd fit right in to a Brazzers clip.
Anyway, number closed her, and for the first time ever got a surname too! I call her phone straight away, and say "that's my number".
About 30 mins later, she sends the first text...