[PapayaTapper]

(01-15-2017 08:45 AM)Hypno Wrote:  

how do you guys broach the topic of pre-activity cleaning? I keep wet wipes in the bathroom but can use some tips on how to get her to prepare herself better.

With Valentines Day fast approaching just gift wrap one of these

[ShotgunUppercuts]

Damn,I want to find a girl to try this with.

Ima take her soul.

[rainy]

This guy won't be sticking his full tongue or full thumb up some girl's poop chute. The starfish is more to admire.

It's an optical illusion. You think you're about to get a VIP pass to the greatest hole on earth, then you're left with a bespattered looking and shitty smelling kielbasa.

[General Stalin]

^hater

Have you ever done it? It's feels great both physically and psychologically. It's tighter, the friction feels magical in your dick, and the odd mix of pleasure and pain the girl feels is something magical.

I fucked a new girl in the ass last night and she was begging for it. Told me how huge my cock was "biggest she's ever had" and went on about how she "has never asked for that before." It could all be bullshit but whatever the psychology of it all made it real for her and it was a wicked turn on.

[rainy]

I've done it a few times. Don't get the hype. Certainly wasn't anything approaching magical.

Would I do it again? Possibly. Not sticking my tongue in there though.

[PapayaTapper]

[Cr33pin]

(01-14-2017 10:04 PM)Windom Earle Wrote:  

The best is when you drop a huge hot load balls deep in her asshole but give no advanced warning.

[Cr33pin]

Gather rounds boy and girls while Uncle Cr33pin tells you about the most intense orgasm he ever had an will ever have.

It all started with me chatting with some fairly well known young hoe on the Aol. I find out shes pretty freaky so I line it up for her to sneak out of her house one night and meet me and my homie. In case you couldn't tell from the AOL reference this story took place in the long long ago...when Uncle Cr33pin dabbled in recreational drugs. So my and my homie, lets call him Adam.. we pop some extacy. We then proceed to walk about a mile and a half to meet this young hoe for the first time (my tags was dead on my whip.) The rondayvoo point was a school playground near where this girl lived... so me and Adam make it to the playground an we are rolling face from the drugs and just enjoying life, then about 15 minutes later we see small shadowy figure emerge at the edge of the playground. So we introduce ourselves an decide its best not to be out in the open at the playground an head for a little section of woods near the school. This girl is hot... tight body, played softball for her school.. let's call her Molly. So we get up in the woods and me and Adam are still rolling hard and making friendly chit chat like we plan to marry this girl an think shes a angel (MDMA makes you happy af) Finally I recommend she removes her clothes, to which she replies "Are you gong to help me?" This finally snaps me into bang mode... so we all strip down and are making out an then Adam proceeds give Molly the ol college try, I proceed to get a BJ whilst he is fucking her... in our drug induced stupor we forget to bring condoms so Adam is just unprotected all up in them guts... this goes on for awhile, until Adam pulls out and nuts on some bushes.. Then she ask me if I am going to fuck her and even in my drugged up state I know that getting Molly pregnant would be frowned upon by anyone and everyone I know. So I reply "I don't have any condoms, but I will fuck you in the ass." To which she says "It will hurt" Then I lie threw my teeth and inform her that it won't... she agrees. So I slide in the old poot chute and start banging this chick.. an then it happens. Fucking chest shaking thunder strikes and it awakens something inside me I have never felt before. I start looking around and I'm in the woods, I'm up in some hot girl I never met befores ass raw, an I just start feeling primal. Like a fucking caveman, so I start pounding the shit (no pun intended) out this girl and its fucking amazing, then some more thunder strikes an I grab her hair an pull her head back so my mouth is close to her ear an say "You hear that thunder girl, thats me cumming!" Then I shove her face down in the dirt and proceed to make sounds and growls I never herd before or knew I could make. Adam gets scared an tells me to calm down to which I reply "shut up!" I was making some crazy war cry sounds that would make Shaka Zulu proud... then I had the absolute most intense orgasm I have ever had.. I mean no orgasm in my life has ever come close (kind of a bummer) An we walk her back to the playground hug and shit and start to walk back to my place an its starts pouring down the rain but I didn't give fuck.

After this experience this girl was mine... I owned her soul. There was nothing she wouldn't do for me for the next three or four years. When I got a new gf and tried to end it with this chick she stalked me for close to a year. Sitting in the alley behind my house all night. Trashing my gfs car every time she stayed over. Doing some strange and crazy shit...

Sometimes I think I live the way I do cause I'm chasing that feeling... I want to recreate that primal intensity that I felt that night, but it never happens and never will.

Up until I left my hometown all my friends would make jokes whenever it thundered....

[General Stalin]

^

[Soma]

(01-19-2017 07:08 PM)Cr33pin Wrote:  

Gather rounds boy and girls while Uncle Cr33pin tells you about the most intense orgasm he ever had an will ever have.

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I rate this story 5/5 brown stars.

[Playboy]

Definitely a goal to try this year, will update. Any one prefers over vaginal pounding ?

[SiverFox]

Now here is a topic I can get behind.

I'm five for five going backdoor on the last few women that I have banged more than a few times. Including one FWB that I've been banging on and off for 6+ yrs now. With her, we only do anal. I've probably banged her ass 100+ times, sometimes as many as three times a day and never once a single issue. She gets off on the pain and being dominated. There really is no warmup other than her sucking me off to get it wet before shoving it in. If she sleeps over, sometimes I'll spit on my hand, lube myself up and shove my morning wood in while she is sleeping. And she always sucks me off after to "prove that I never give daddy a dirty ass". A true anal whore.

I don't have much to add to GS' great post, but I would recommend letting her ride you the first time or first couple times. Do the warmup as GS mentioned above, no lube, just saliva. Lay still on your back and let her "drive" either facing or reverse. That way she can can control the pressure and the pace. You will be tempted to plow deep but resist until she is ready to let you "drive".

(01-20-2017 12:16 AM)Playboy Wrote:  

Definitely a goal to try this year, will update. Any one prefers over vaginal pounding ?

I wouldn't say prefer, there is nothing like banging a wet puss, but there are a couple of positions that are better backdoor. Lazy Doggie, (her flat on her belly and you on top) is a great one especially if she has a big round ass. Nothing better than blowing a big load super deep into her while laying on her back and shoving her face into the bed. Piledriver, her on her back with her legs propped up on bed or couch and regular Doggie with her on all fours with her face on the floor and you standing over, great way to dominate.

[Splord]

(01-20-2017 04:35 PM)SiverFox Wrote:  

This^^^

[Hoser]

A few more details for the curious:

How it feels:

- The feeling on your unit is somewhat localized, as in its tight only around the, uh, hoop, of entry. It's actually a nice change and kind of exciting.
- One you're in, it's a smoother sliding sensation than usual, there being no elastic vaginal ribs pressing against your head. In other words, there's more sensation on your shaft (see above), less on the edges of your helmet.
- You're bumping into her buttcheeks instead of her thighs, even more so than during doggie style. I find this extra exciting, like in a way you get to feel an extra dose of feminine beauty (who doesn't love a nice ass pressed against his crotch?) which you happen to be drilling.
- If you can get it all the way in, there are no vulva (lips) to act as little cushions. This means you feel her tight hole squeezing you all the way up to the hilt.
- In my experience, the drilling depth is greater, meaning I can pound hard and thrust deep without bouncing off of her cervix, which usually results in instant complaint.

Notes on random issues:

- She may bleed a little, and you'll get blood on your shaft. This doesn't do it for me, but I can see how it might for others.
- Brown on your shaft should be rare or very minor if the girl is hygienic.
- You may get some air in there, meaning she'll have to toot on the toilet after. If you nutted, your deposit will come out, making a sputtering sound that mostly fails to endear the girl to you.
- The worst odor I've experienced is reminiscent of when you use the john 20 minutes after someone shat in it; it's a lingering, but not intense, odor. You'll want to wash with soap, and not skip any showers.

Notes on a couple of great positions:

- For first-timers, the ideal angle for the woman is missionary (just using the lower hole). This should be the most natural and relaxed for her. I read this in a woman's sex advice column, and confirmed it in my own experience.
- Frankly, for dudes the same position is pretty awesome, too: you plunge deep into her, let out a grunt of satisfaction, then you look down at a sexy, naked body, complete with puss on display in all its glory, yet you're fully inside her.
- Girl on her stomach on the bed, you on top: this position enjoys all of the arousing advantages of the original version (I love to see a sexy back, spine, butt, and hair cascading over shoulders), but it comes with way less chance of your popping out, as the angle allows you to go straight in. Also, you have use of the full moon (heh) of her buttcheeks, which provides such good padding that you can pound her hard enough to break the bed, but it won't hurt her or you.

Conclusion: definitely worthy of your bucket list, but use it as extra spice in your life, not a meal replacement.

[General Stalin]

^ great contributions Hoser. Thanks!

I also thoroughly enjoy missionary position. I've never tried it with her laying on her stomach, though.

[Hoser]

^ Thanks! And I hope you get around to it soon. Recommended!

Also, I forgot to add the opposite position:

- Both of you on your backs, (girl on top, obviously). This is another way to enjoy her femininity as you run your hands over her body, including her extra-flat stomach and her sturdy hipbones. Do an El Pepe while you're at it and grab her by the pussy while she thrusts her butt into your lap. Damn this sounds like I'm writing smut, but really I'm just sharing some fond memories :-D

[Kilgo]

In my experience, there are women out there who like anal and/or who are fascinated by the idea -- but they will often wait for you to bring it up.

Not always, though. One time I got a girl so turned on/stimulated that she was begging for the D, and her actual quote was: "Stick it in my pussy, stick it in my ass, just stick it in me!"

12+ years later and I don't remember her name anymore. But I remember that line.

Tease a girl and make her want it -- and you never know what she might say. And when she sees you won't judge her for sharing a taboo fantasy with you... that's when it can get really fun.

Anal, if you do it right, takes a lot more effort than regular sex. Obviously you want the girl's dirt road to be as clean as possible. Communication on that helps, to be sure.

It also helps if she has had a bit to drink. Double positive of lowered inhibitions and some pain numbing for her.

You might drink a little bit as well if you are so inclined, though you're going to want to stay hard, so be careful with it. But a little bit of booze might help delay your orgasm somewhat, a positive as the last thing you want to do is go through all of this trouble only to bust a nut 30 seconds into it.

But if alcohol isn't your thing, it's hardly a necessity.

Even when the girl tells you she wants to try anal, you're going to want to build up her excitement and anticipation as much as possible. Use the usual tricks you would to get her turned on for regular sex. Extended foreplay will work to your advantage in general with sex, but that is especially sure for anal.

When you've made it to the point where you are giving her head, you would be well-served to be licking her clit, two fingers in her vagina doing the "come here" motion on her G-spot... and then, slowly, using your pinky finger to rub against, or slightly inside, her asshole.

One key thing: go slow. Personally I've found flavored lube to be VERY helpful for multiple reasons. Cherry, kiwi strawberry, whatever flavor suits you. Use it on her pussy at the start, pouring a generous portion, making sure you get some down her near anal entrance. Helps with penetration and helps with any concerns over taste. This is especially true if you want to tongue her asshole a bit.

When she's ready for the main event, maybe have her suck you off a little bit to get you properly erect. Then apply plenty of lube to both your cock and her asshole.

Once you're in position, slide the head of your cock in SLOWLY. This is a good time for you to be verbal with her, tell her how sexy she is and how amazing it feels and how excited you are. She will likely tell you something similar, which helps in getting her mentally really to go since she's envisioning it in her mind.

You should encourage her to rub her clit as well, especially if you're doing her from behind. That is normally the position I've used for anal, but different girls might like it different ways.

What has worked well for me is, once your cock is inside of her a bit, let her control the depth by backing up into you. Girls have described it to me as a burning sensation of sorts at first, but that dissipates somewhat as she adjusts to having your cock in her ass. That's why a bit of finger play before with her ass can help, so it's not a 0-to-60 type abrupt shift.

Once your cock is in her ass, one of the biggest challenges to overcome is the desire to start thrusting. You really have to take it slow initially for best results. If need be with the girl, stay as perfectly still as you can once you've gained some depth. You might hear her breathing heavy depending on the level of pain she's feeling.

Once she's properly primed, start slowly with the back-and-forth, in-and-out. Read her cues, both verbal and non-verbal. I had the same girl who implored me to stay still then, just 90 seconds later, loudly tell me "I want you to fuck my ass!"

It was as if I had unlocked a dirty secret corner of her mind that she hides from almost everyone. And once you get to that point, the sky is the limit.

But that's when you really put her over the top by asking her how bad she wants you to fuck her ass. Don't worry, she will reiterate her desire, with the added benefit of her own responses increasing her anticipation.

Again, the verbal on this is key, especially if you're doing her from behind. And by this point you should have her so into it that she will practically begging you: "Yes! Yes! Fuck my ass!" That's when you pick up the pace.

Don't jackhammer her, but at that point you've done the difficult work, so find a pace that works for you but doesn't hurt her too much. As for the big finish, I've never had any objections from a girl about cumming in her ass, but I'm sure results will vary on that.

One time I went from anal sex to having the girl suck me off for the end, but that was more to try an ATM on a girl at least once in my life. She was so insanely turned on that the rather vile nature of what she was doing apparently didn't bother her.

As for my personal preference, if I never have anal again, I'm fine with that. But it can be an enjoyable change from the norm, and with a girl who is really into it the experience can be incredibly intense in a very positive way.

Whatever you do, don't "surprise" your girl by trying to stick it in her ass without warning. You'll just end up causing her considerable pain and possibly turning her off from ever wanting to try it again.

[Hoser]

A fine post, Kilgo!

I would add just one thing, similar to OP's ass(heh)ertation: "sliding it in" is a bit of a bother when it comes to the poop chute. One can do this after she's all relaxed, having had you in her for a few minutes, but the first time in is often much more belabored. I find the following method the most reliable:

1. Press the head of your shaft against her firmly, but not forcibly
2. Hold it there, again with firm but not painful pressure
3. After a few seconds (minutes? Depends--no pun intended--on the girl), she should be able to relax enough that you will notice that your head will basically "pop" in.
4. Once you're in, you're truly in like Flynn. Sing to yourself "NOTHING'S GONNA STOP US NOW" (in your head, for best results).

[Mayweather]

Had an incident not too recently that resulted in a little peanut butter surprise........with that being said, the third eye is still an enjoyable place for Mayweather.

[brick tamland]

Thought I'd seen this thread before but turns out it's a 2017 thread lol.
All I can say is it looks great in the porn flicks.

[Hoser]

That's all you can say? Then why say it?

Never mind, it's the interwebs....

[MikeS]

I've tried anal with six or seven girls and liked the feeling, but only because they were very experienced in it and on their own initiative and without talking about it did whatever pre-sex hygiene washing regiment they deemed necessary for a spotless experience.
Without those components - absolute minimal risk of "staining" (a bit of menstrual blood I can deal with, shit not so much) and preferably not having to talk or think about her hole cleaning options - I'm really rather put off by the idea of anal sex. I've been in an LTR for a year and casually mentioned anal sex a few times in the beginning but without really having much genuine desire to make it happen, and here months later I've pretty much forgotten all about it as I'm quite satisfied with pussy and mouth.

[General Stalin]

I would certainly say that anal is not for everyone. It is a depraved sex act for sure. You're having intercourse with the hole that the body excretes waste from.

...But therein lies the mystique of it all. It's a forbidden fruit. This is why anal feels just as good mentally as it does physically (if not more). There have been a few times that the thought of me fucking a girl in the ass got me off rather than just the sensation of my dick going in and out of the girl's tight rear hole. If you're not one for depraved and dirty sex then anal may not be up your alley.

[bmw633]

Anal with a condom? Crazy!!! Every time I have done anal, it was bareback. Seems like having latex rubbing against those tender mucous membranes would hurt more than bareback.

Another observation:. If you have to boot up, make sure the lube is water based. If it is oil based lube, it can cause a condom to bust open. If you are fucking with a condom and it starts to feel fantastic, the condom broke. Speaking from experience.

I had a GF whose pussy was so tight, it was like popping a cherry every time I was with her. Never tried anal with her, because her pussy was as tight or tighter than with the asterisks of the women I have plowed.

[Hoser]

General Stalin (how it pains me to type that), I would add to your "depraved sex act" theory. Enjoying "analyzing" with a girl you deeply (heh) love, there's also a romantic element of connection.

There's something strangely sweet about your girl saying to you, without using words, "I want to please you so much that I'll do this."

The flipside is also true for the guy: "I admire you so much that I enjoy partaking of even your dirtiest parts."

Herein lies the beautiful and horrible nature of anal sex. You're thinking, "Damn this is so hot!", and at the same instant, "Sorry about this...."