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The Anal Data Sheet

The Anal Data Sheet

I PMed Stalin a couple of days asking this question, but I thought I'd bring it here as well.

Can any of the guys that have tried anal sex with a condom tell me anything I may need to know?

The reason I ask is because I've never even successfully put the head of my dick in a woman's ass because the times I've tried there was lots of bleeding or she jerked away and wouldn't let me.

I should be having my first anal experience with a girl I'm seeing now and she is new to anal as well.

I want to use a condom for several reasons.

If I really lube up her asshole and the condom extremely well will I be able to get in there without the condom ripping/breaking or being pulled off once inside? I have no idea how tight a woman's asshole is, and if like many people say it is tighter than any pussy, that is a little worrying because I've had some women with super tight grips vaginally speaking.
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Quote: (07-07-2017 12:24 PM)StackGsMan Wrote:  

the head of my dick in a woman's ass because the times I've tried there was lots of bleeding or

I'm not sure but I think period comes out of the other hole.
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Anal sex is the most overrated thing on this earth besides Beyonce, IMO.

But that's the beauty of the human condition: curiosity and the desire for conquering the unknown.

And of course, there's guys out there that love it, because there's 6 billion+ people on earth, of course some guys are going to love it.

Me? I'd rather enjoy the beautiful, nice, tasty, clean, wet, perfect hole like 2 inches down the street.

Agreed, while NICE for me it's a slight notch above blowjobs BUT like blowjobs women love love love it. (Guess by now you can tell I'm a giver, don't really care about my own self as sex is mainly psychological for me)

That said, I have blackedout, come too & realize I'm having anal sex. Like other guy said despite being decent sized it would just take abit more work to plug it in...

Feels nice BUT whole issue of ass into pussy on her end basically means I must shutdown my sex craze because many times if I cum, I want to fuck more and more and more until my dick no longer works (yet my mind is still in a craving)

That said, it's COOL but just like blowjobs I'd have to be in right mood with a girl who unlocks that "state of mind".

Let me devour pussy/ass with my mouth & fingers...A few times have experienced chicks unleash an immense orgasm hitting back wall in her ass (towards puss) while eating pussy. I don't do it much as I'm rarely taken to that state that compells me too

Love pussy so my cock will generally end up there...

I do know chicks in general LOVE ANAL.

I'm a firm believer most chicks would be open to a wide range of things WITH RIGHT GUY. Have never met a chick who wouldn't let me eat her ass (reserved for those who compell my mind to do it which almost exclusively are the chicks I end up banging as it's been a staple in my life for many years now), explode in her face/hair.

Women are capable of experiencing wayyyyy more pleasure than men. The variety of pleasure zones and ways they can get off is insane. (Even if exclude her clit)

Also will confirm a chicks ass always seem to be super clean BUT I think it's due to the realms I've been in where chicks are fixated on their beauty.

From killer undies, to clean shaven or nice landing strip...This is prob what caused my craving for pussy & love of each chick unique smell, that was never BAD nor neutral (One chick smell was actually intoxicatingly good, hard to describe hahah)

Flipside, I've pulled in daytime, homely women, semi hipster types and while still CLEAN aromas, not clean shaven nor landing strips. (I dig a nice landing strip just as much as clean shaven depending on the gal)
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Quote: (07-08-2017 09:30 AM)Splord Wrote:  

Quote: (07-07-2017 12:24 PM)StackGsMan Wrote:  

the head of my dick in a woman's ass because the times I've tried there was lots of bleeding or

I'm not sure but I think period comes out of the other hole.

No actually period comes out of the mouth.

Every girl I've ever been with, even strippers/whores (I've never paid for sex with these girls), have always said I'm either big or thick/girthy. I get the thick comment more than anything else and basically with every single girl. Can you imagine why there would be anal bleeding now?



So no one has any personal experience with using a condom for anal?
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^I have, and thankfully it's the only time I've ever seen shit when I finally pulled out. I wonder if it had anything to do with her being on her back/missionary.
Man that was somethin like 14 years ago and I still remember the bra the chick was wearing. She had a world class pair of tits.

Anyhow, the condom thing; just go really slow, use short gentle strokes to start out and it should be fine.
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Been seeing this girl, today was the third or fourth time. Was fucking her doggy and her ass looked particularly inviting. She had mentioned casually to me in the past she'd done anal a few times with her ex, so I knew she wasn't an ass virgin.

I stuck my thumb in there for a few seconds and then said "I'm going to put it in your ass".

Silence for a moment. Then she says softly "be gentle."

I lubed her up nicely and my dick was rock hard. I slowly put it in. MOTHERFUCKA THAT THING IS TIGHT.

I slowly went in until I was all the way up to my balls, worked it for a few minutes, then pulled it out. It was way too tight to be enjoyable, my cock was choking and felt like it was going to go blue and fall off. My dick is completely standard issue too, certainly no monster cock. How these Big Dick Larrys do anal with regular chicks I have no idea.

When I pulled out I had a few specks of shit on the end of the condom. I was always a little prudish about that happening, but really in the moment it's nothing. Pull the condom off, dump it, give your cock a courtesy rinse and wrap up with a new one...then back to fucking.

Maybe it gets better but verdict on my first time with the ass: Overrated.
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I've never really cared for anal. It's kind of a cool novelty and show of submission but vagina just feels better.
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Quote: (11-26-2017 03:45 PM)Eugenics Wrote:  

I've never really cared for anal. It's kind of a cool novelty and show of submission but vagina just feels better.

Throat: The actual throat of a chick is the tightest, wettest, warmest place to insert all 10 inches of Uncle Cr33pin.... As far as pure feeling it rates #1 for me.

Anal: Is more of a primal/taboo, I own you kind of thing. For me the feeling itself is great and on top of what I mentioned in the previous sentence the combination makes for a good time..... at least on my end

Vagina..... hit or miss

Hand.... can't no woman's hand compete with the time and technique I have after years an years of perfecting the art.

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Quote: (11-27-2017 10:14 AM)Cr33pin Wrote:  

Vagina..... hit or miss

Slow is smooth and smooth is fast
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Trying to convince my current GF to give this a go but she is adamantly against it, won't even entertain it. Says it's wrong and things aren't meant to go up there.
Not sure how to convince her on this. Suggestions?
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Discern if she has had a bad experience in the past. If she has you re going to have to put a lot more work in. Basically you're going to separate her from her bad experience put all the blame and weight of it on the other dude while framing yourself as different, new, and exciting. If she didn't have a bad experience tell her it's something you want and basically frame it the same way, adventurous, new, exciting, fun and pleasing to you. All of this requires a strong frame in the first place though
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Some girls have looser assholes than others.

In all seriousness, shit probably hurts. Most in here would be in a serious amount of discomfort if they had to take a dildo in their ass, no matter how much warm up.

I have found taller girls to be more receptive.
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I would analyse their resistance so: a. It’s painful. b. It does damage to the body; c. It is wrong. - Then there are some who want to spare themselves for the husband. - each category must be countered. a. I am specialist and can help you to feel no pain. It will even give stronger orgasms. b. Some gynaecologist will tell this but it is bullshit. Google it to confirm it. c. I tell her that it is very sad when people build a wall around themselves to lock out beautiful landscape, and a lot of pleasure without real reason. And waiting for the husband can bring bad surprises as he may be inexperienced and will cause great pain. Better get some training first.
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Quote: (07-07-2017 12:24 PM)StackGsMan Wrote:  

The reason I ask is because I've never even successfully put the head of my dick in a woman's ass because the times I've tried there was lots of bleeding or she jerked away and wouldn't let me.

I usually tie them with tape first, telling them I'm going to do some kind of roleplay, then I stick whatever I want in there.

Otherwise you have to do a lot of social engineering, "foreplay", etc for which I have no time nor interest.

To help open the hole, you can put alcohol on some cotton pad, then stick it on the hole for a while.

But with the ass, the fecal matter smell sometimes is annoying.
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Quote: (11-29-2017 10:44 PM)HardcoreSexpatMotherfucker Wrote:  

I usually tie them with tape first, telling them I'm going to do some kind of roleplay, then I stick whatever I want in there.

Otherwise you have to do a lot of social engineering, "foreplay", etc for which I have no time nor interest.

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Is this happening in an Austrian basement?
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Great datashit. The girl's enthusiasm is the most important factor. Build up the anticipation, make it something special that she's into with you and she'll be the right state of mind to loosen up and enjoy it.

A man who procrastinates in his choosing will inevitably have his choice made for him by circumstance.

A true friend is the most precious of all possessions and the one we take the least thought about acquiring.
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Bruising cervix since 96
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If you want to prep your girl for anal, give her b hole a few licks to see how she reacts. Do it while eating her out and don't make a big deal about it. She'll either squirm away or be into it. I bought my girl a small buttplug for her birthday (lol) and that helped as well. Still, I only go in the butt every once in a while. It's more effort and you can't pound away at it like you can do a pussy.
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