Stalin’s Complete Guide to Anal
Foreward
Anal, the final frontier. The third hole. The forbidden fruit. Still considered a dirty, dark, and off-limits realm for many. I’m here to tell you anal is in anyone’s grasp, and any girl can be warmed up to it with proper preparation, care, and guidance. It’s tight, warm, and surprisingly wet. Not only does it feel great, but the psychological factor of it alone can make it more of a turn on for both of you. You also can’t get an asshole pregnant, and even girls who don’t like cum in their mouth can take cum in their ass.
I will tell you first that all females have a different threshold for pain and not all assholes are created equal. I have taken about half a dozen anal virginities, and analized an equal number of experienced anal hoes. Some need some real finessing, some take it easy, and some fucking love it. It’s a mixed bag out there boys so stay frosty.
The Setup
The first step is opening them up to it. Again, all females are different, but generally this is something you bring up after you’ve had normal vanilla sex several times. Perhaps you are talking sexual and get on the topic of kink and fetishes. Special stuff you are into. Bring up how you would love to do anal with her. Most girls say they have “tried it like once or twice but it hurt!” – that’s when you say they just didn’t have the right partner or didn’t have it done correctly. Others may say they’ve never tried it, and you just tell them it feels great and is super sexy. Make them feel comfortable about it and that it’s something cool and different that you would enjoy doing with her. It’s important that you don’t make her feel like you are some anal veteran who has speared legions of assholes in his day. She wants to feel like it’s something special you’d like to do with her. Again, this is not the rule but it is the most common. Some girls will ask you about it, or some will want to know that you have experience with it and would like to show them the way etc.
They need to know you will be gentle and not hurt them. It’s not hard to comfort a girl this way. She wants to feel safe and protected while doing this new dirty thing. You just tell her you will be gentle and slow.
The Foreplay
Now you’ve got her ready. She is down with it, though she is nervous. It doesn’t hurt to have a little liquor in her as it will ease her nerves a bit and beat down her inhibitions. This is no necessary but it does help.
It is important to have normal sex beforehand. Fuck her good, hard, and long before you go for the brown star. Get her off, get her euphoric and buzzing. She will feel satisfied and more sexually open. Make sure to eat her out a bit and tongue punch that fart box. Get her familiar with having pressure and sensation on her asshole. Lap that shit up. Make long licks going from asshole to clit.
Make sure you end up fucking her doggie style, this is important. Lick your thumb nice and wet and slowly insert it into her asshole bit by bit while you are pounding away her pussy. The act of fucking her pussy will make her asshole relaxed and loose. It should be easy to slide your wet thumb in there. It’s important that everything is wet. I do not use lube as I think it makes things too slippery and also makes it too easy to move too fast. Just use your saliva it works great and its way less messy…
Anyway you are fucking her from behind and you got your thumb in her ass like a bowling ball. Move it in and out slowly. Then pull your dick and thumb out and eat her out – pussy and ass switching back and forth. Make sure you keep your shit rock hard. It’s important that you have a mighty boner for this deed as being even a little soft will make it extremely difficult to get in and stay in. Take Viagra or Cialis if you have to.
You eat her ass and pussy out and go back to fucking her doggie style and get that thumb back in that ass. What you are doing here is making the assplay sort of secondary to her getting fucked in her pussy. This is all about relaxation and loosening her up. The length of time you do this for is really at your discretion but I generally try to feel out the girl’s vibe. It doesn’t hurt to ask “are you ready?” Girls love that cheesy comforting shit.
Make sure her asshole is nice and wet. Get your tongue all up in there and get it sloppy. Make sure your dick is nice and slimy too from her pussy juice. This is it. We’re going in.
Doing the Deed
It’s time to penetrate that warm, tight asshole. Don’t get ahead of yourself, this needs to be done slowly. With everything nice and wet and slippery, hold your dick and put your mushroom tip against her asshole. It is important that this done doggie style* not just because it’s the most convenient position, but also because her asshole is most visible – that tricky fucker can slip away from you, especially if you are not rock hard.
Getting the tip in is the hardest part. It will be the most painful part for her really so it needs to be done slowly and gracefully. Do not force that shit in – read her body language. If she is pulling away and writhing in pain then just sit for a moment, don’t keep pushing. Let her relax then inch on. It is not uncommon to have to pull back and start again a couple times while re-lubing her asshole and your dicktip. Once you feel that “pop” of your mushroom head fully breached in, things get a little easier. Once you are at this point do your best do NOT pull out les you want to start the process all over again and she may be more discouraged and impatient having already gone through it. Slowly inch in, it doesn’t hurt to let her push against you at her pace as well – some girls will do this.
Once you inch your way to a comfortable depth, you can start slowly thrusting – but I’m talking micro thrusts to start with. Very minimal hip movement. As she gets more comfortable you can get more range of motion going on. Once she is comfortable enough you will be able to go just about full length in and out (unless you’re hung like Pete Holmes then you make need to take it easier). The asshole is generally very tight and provides lots of great friction so it should not be difficult to get off in a reasonable amount of time, which is good for her. You don’t want to be plowing her ass for 30 minutes.
It is important to read her body language. A lot of the snail-speed process can be sped up if she is feeling it and wants you to go for it. It’s also possible she isn’t relaxed enough and you may have to abandon that plan (for now).
When the Dust Settles
Let her know how hot and sexy it was and how much you liked it. You want to keep doing it, right? Tell her she did great. Make her feel good about the whole thing and how great her asshole felt. Simple as that.
Make sure both of you clean up afterwards, especially her. Take a piss and use soap and water to clean your bits. It wouldn't hurt to hop in the shower together after. This is important to prevent any sort of UTI for her, and to prevent getting that dirty flaky glaze on your dick.
I hope this little write-up helps some of you degenerates out there turn your girls out into little buttsluts.
*I have also had luck doing this in the spooning position as it gives the girl a little more control and comfort, but it is a little harder to get in as you can't see what's going on and her ass cheeks are together. Also more difficult to get full shaft in there, but this is a viable alternative.
Foreward
Anal, the final frontier. The third hole. The forbidden fruit. Still considered a dirty, dark, and off-limits realm for many. I’m here to tell you anal is in anyone’s grasp, and any girl can be warmed up to it with proper preparation, care, and guidance. It’s tight, warm, and surprisingly wet. Not only does it feel great, but the psychological factor of it alone can make it more of a turn on for both of you. You also can’t get an asshole pregnant, and even girls who don’t like cum in their mouth can take cum in their ass.
I will tell you first that all females have a different threshold for pain and not all assholes are created equal. I have taken about half a dozen anal virginities, and analized an equal number of experienced anal hoes. Some need some real finessing, some take it easy, and some fucking love it. It’s a mixed bag out there boys so stay frosty.
The Setup
The first step is opening them up to it. Again, all females are different, but generally this is something you bring up after you’ve had normal vanilla sex several times. Perhaps you are talking sexual and get on the topic of kink and fetishes. Special stuff you are into. Bring up how you would love to do anal with her. Most girls say they have “tried it like once or twice but it hurt!” – that’s when you say they just didn’t have the right partner or didn’t have it done correctly. Others may say they’ve never tried it, and you just tell them it feels great and is super sexy. Make them feel comfortable about it and that it’s something cool and different that you would enjoy doing with her. It’s important that you don’t make her feel like you are some anal veteran who has speared legions of assholes in his day. She wants to feel like it’s something special you’d like to do with her. Again, this is not the rule but it is the most common. Some girls will ask you about it, or some will want to know that you have experience with it and would like to show them the way etc.
They need to know you will be gentle and not hurt them. It’s not hard to comfort a girl this way. She wants to feel safe and protected while doing this new dirty thing. You just tell her you will be gentle and slow.
The Foreplay
Now you’ve got her ready. She is down with it, though she is nervous. It doesn’t hurt to have a little liquor in her as it will ease her nerves a bit and beat down her inhibitions. This is no necessary but it does help.
It is important to have normal sex beforehand. Fuck her good, hard, and long before you go for the brown star. Get her off, get her euphoric and buzzing. She will feel satisfied and more sexually open. Make sure to eat her out a bit and tongue punch that fart box. Get her familiar with having pressure and sensation on her asshole. Lap that shit up. Make long licks going from asshole to clit.
Make sure you end up fucking her doggie style, this is important. Lick your thumb nice and wet and slowly insert it into her asshole bit by bit while you are pounding away her pussy. The act of fucking her pussy will make her asshole relaxed and loose. It should be easy to slide your wet thumb in there. It’s important that everything is wet. I do not use lube as I think it makes things too slippery and also makes it too easy to move too fast. Just use your saliva it works great and its way less messy…
Anyway you are fucking her from behind and you got your thumb in her ass like a bowling ball. Move it in and out slowly. Then pull your dick and thumb out and eat her out – pussy and ass switching back and forth. Make sure you keep your shit rock hard. It’s important that you have a mighty boner for this deed as being even a little soft will make it extremely difficult to get in and stay in. Take Viagra or Cialis if you have to.
You eat her ass and pussy out and go back to fucking her doggie style and get that thumb back in that ass. What you are doing here is making the assplay sort of secondary to her getting fucked in her pussy. This is all about relaxation and loosening her up. The length of time you do this for is really at your discretion but I generally try to feel out the girl’s vibe. It doesn’t hurt to ask “are you ready?” Girls love that cheesy comforting shit.
Make sure her asshole is nice and wet. Get your tongue all up in there and get it sloppy. Make sure your dick is nice and slimy too from her pussy juice. This is it. We’re going in.
Doing the Deed
It’s time to penetrate that warm, tight asshole. Don’t get ahead of yourself, this needs to be done slowly. With everything nice and wet and slippery, hold your dick and put your mushroom tip against her asshole. It is important that this done doggie style* not just because it’s the most convenient position, but also because her asshole is most visible – that tricky fucker can slip away from you, especially if you are not rock hard.
Getting the tip in is the hardest part. It will be the most painful part for her really so it needs to be done slowly and gracefully. Do not force that shit in – read her body language. If she is pulling away and writhing in pain then just sit for a moment, don’t keep pushing. Let her relax then inch on. It is not uncommon to have to pull back and start again a couple times while re-lubing her asshole and your dicktip. Once you feel that “pop” of your mushroom head fully breached in, things get a little easier. Once you are at this point do your best do NOT pull out les you want to start the process all over again and she may be more discouraged and impatient having already gone through it. Slowly inch in, it doesn’t hurt to let her push against you at her pace as well – some girls will do this.
Once you inch your way to a comfortable depth, you can start slowly thrusting – but I’m talking micro thrusts to start with. Very minimal hip movement. As she gets more comfortable you can get more range of motion going on. Once she is comfortable enough you will be able to go just about full length in and out (unless you’re hung like Pete Holmes then you make need to take it easier). The asshole is generally very tight and provides lots of great friction so it should not be difficult to get off in a reasonable amount of time, which is good for her. You don’t want to be plowing her ass for 30 minutes.
It is important to read her body language. A lot of the snail-speed process can be sped up if she is feeling it and wants you to go for it. It’s also possible she isn’t relaxed enough and you may have to abandon that plan (for now).
When the Dust Settles
Let her know how hot and sexy it was and how much you liked it. You want to keep doing it, right? Tell her she did great. Make her feel good about the whole thing and how great her asshole felt. Simple as that.
Make sure both of you clean up afterwards, especially her. Take a piss and use soap and water to clean your bits. It wouldn't hurt to hop in the shower together after. This is important to prevent any sort of UTI for her, and to prevent getting that dirty flaky glaze on your dick.
I hope this little write-up helps some of you degenerates out there turn your girls out into little buttsluts.
*I have also had luck doing this in the spooning position as it gives the girl a little more control and comfort, but it is a little harder to get in as you can't see what's going on and her ass cheeks are together. Also more difficult to get full shaft in there, but this is a viable alternative.
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