[etwsake]

(11-28-2016 10:39 PM)GoldHawkStar Wrote:  

I've seen her videos - This bitch is loud. Loud loud loud.

Can you last five seconds into this one?

Nope. I lasted exactly 2.3 seconds before clicking STOP like a madman.

[weambulance]

^

Haha, that's exactly how it just went for me.

2.3 seconds? Pfft how bad could it be? *play* . . OMG kill it with fire!

She makes a crying baby sound soothing.

[The Lizard of Oz]

(11-29-2016 07:40 AM)kbell Wrote:  

Quote:

and her loudness is like the loudness of a sweet scared fucktoy of a kid goat

Where did the goat come from! I like lecherous description until talking about a fucktoy goat!

kbell, a goat -- specifically a kid goat -- is this particular slut's animal, so it's a necessary part of the explication. I don't make the rules, I just work here.

[Glaucon]

If she calls me Daddy

[Merenguero]

I expected this thread to be about some black girl from the movie Friday with Ice Cube twenty years after the fact. I was all ready to post the WTF gif.

[redbeard]

(11-29-2016 09:16 AM)The Lizard of Oz Wrote:  

(11-29-2016 07:40 AM)kbell Wrote:  

Quote:

and her loudness is like the loudness of a sweet scared fucktoy of a kid goat

Where did the goat come from! I like lecherous description until talking about a fucktoy goat!

kbell, a goat -- specifically a kid goat -- is this particular slut's animal, so it's a necessary part of the explication. I don't make the rules, I just work here.

Now that the election is over, I hope this datasheet is in the works.

I wonder what animal these beauties are...

[The Lizard of Oz]

(11-29-2016 08:26 PM)redbeard Wrote:  

Now that the election is over, I hope this datasheet is in the works.

[TigerMandingo]

(11-29-2016 08:26 PM)redbeard Wrote:  

Ok, Melania "creeps" me out (don't bite my head off, couldnt think of a better word )

She has soulless eyes.

[Chetthebaker]

Hell yeah. She looks very soft and is begging to be slapped around with that loud mouth.

[They Call Me Mister Tony]

(11-29-2016 08:51 PM)TigerMandingo Wrote:  

(11-29-2016 08:26 PM)redbeard Wrote:  

Ok, Melania "creeps" me out (don't bite my head off, couldnt think of a better word )

She has soulless eyes.

Nevertheless, still WB.

[Roardog]

(11-29-2016 08:13 AM)etwsake Wrote:  

(11-28-2016 10:39 PM)GoldHawkStar Wrote:  

I've seen her videos - This bitch is loud. Loud loud loud.

Can you last five seconds into this one?

Nope. I lasted exactly 2.3 seconds before clicking STOP like a madman.

My god, the start to that video... I just can't even... *shudder*


WB though, she'd be a screamer.

[Caractacus Potts]

(11-28-2016 11:34 PM)The Lizard of Oz Wrote:  

She does not look "old". Did guys even look at her skin? She has great soft creamy skin, a true teen's skin. She is supple and MILKY everywhere, and her loudness is like the loudness of a sweet scared fucktoy of a kid goat who knows that you are going to drink its mother's warm milk straight from the udders and then start thinking about poking its sweet tender meat. She'd have a great wet wet pussy and a surprisingly tight asshole that is ready and asking for cock. You get harder than you ever thought possible when you look from above at the milky movement of that intolerably smooth teen boobage, and you realize that she needs to be fucked until she drowns in a sea of come -- and then once or twice more for good measure.

http://giphy.com/gifs/life-house-reporte...gZ4cxJTzqM

[Caractacus Potts]

Damnit! Why doesn't the gif show up??

[Comte De St. Germain]

(11-29-2016 08:45 PM)The Lizard of Oz Wrote:  

(11-29-2016 08:26 PM)redbeard Wrote:  

Now that the election is over, I hope this datasheet is in the works.

[General Stalin]

She's not that great looking and her grill looks fucked up when she talks, but would definitely bang. 6/10.

She looks like she could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch.

[Enigma]

(11-28-2016 09:08 PM)Roosh Wrote:  

Then:

Roosh Wrote:

7. Do not post about the following: jailbait girls, illegal crimes, p4p, gore, scat, NSFW images, or images of girls you know.

7 day ban for Roosh. He's now at 99% warning level.

[kosko]

WB. She gives off the vibe that she likes it rough in bed.

Something is off about her like she gained a shit ton of weight and lost a bunch you can see he got some thickness on here but she still can get it.

She does look older than 19 which is off, I don't know how to explain that one aside from either weight gain and or drug use.

[spokepoker]

(11-29-2016 10:44 PM)Caractacus Potts Wrote:  

Damnit! Why doesn't the gif show up??

Right click on the image itself on the page, either image properties or view image to get its link:
https://media.giphy.com/media/OiDgZ4cxJTzqM/giphy.gif

[Bluto]

Only with a ball gag.

[Mufasa]

(11-30-2016 08:20 PM)Bluto Wrote:  

Only with a ball gag.

[UlteriorMotive]

I'd hit it for sure, but damn I can see that wall coming at her light-speed.

[TravelerKai]

(11-29-2016 11:43 PM)kosko Wrote:  

WB. She gives off the vibe that she likes it rough in bed.

Something is off about her like she gained a shit ton of weight and lost a bunch you can see he got some thickness on here but she still can get it.

She does look older than 19 which is off, I don't know how to explain that one aside from either weight gain and or drug use.

A girl her age with a fupa? No kids either? Inexcusable. She is a technical WB, but a Would Not Keep on principle.

[Dr. Howard]

(12-09-2016 03:37 PM)TravelerKai Wrote:  

(11-29-2016 11:43 PM)kosko Wrote:  

WB. She gives off the vibe that she likes it rough in bed.

Something is off about her like she gained a shit ton of weight and lost a bunch you can see he got some thickness on here but she still can get it.

She does look older than 19 which is off, I don't know how to explain that one aside from either weight gain and or drug use.

A girl her age with a fupa? No kids either? Inexcusable. She is a technical WB, but a Would Not Keep on principle.

I would be worried that she would have a rancid pussy with said fupa+too much aging for a 19 year old.

I would still roll the dice and give it a whirl though.

[budoslavic]

WB, of course...before she hit the wall in a few years.

[Paracelsus]

^^^

My new favourite gif. 10/10 WSA (Would Shitpost Again)