[Mrs. Chocolate]

This Caligula... sooo naive... hahahaa

[CupCake]

Besides the basics already covered I've thought of a few:

1.) Netflix account for streaming movies and shows. Highly recommend. Great for spontaneous entertaining.

2.) Extra rags/towels for her to wipe herself off with during or after. I've run into a problem of not having these when I needed them. Having a nice clean towel for her in case she needs to shower is also important.

3.) Some water bottles for hydration after the act. Keep 'em near the bed or wherever you tend to do the deed. Don't break the afterglow by having to take a "water break".

I think having some good artwork on the walls is a good touch. Gives the girl a good first impression of yourself and makes for good conversation material. Invest in your walls!

[Smitty]

One of the most important rules for your apartment: Keep the m-f'er clean. A woman doesn't feel comfortable in a dirty bathroom. If she does, then you shouldn't be hitting that ass.

[germanico]

Hem Champa incense and tea candles. Makes even the grimiest student dorm room look like Scherezade's boudoir.

[thegmanifesto]

(07-27-2011 02:30 PM)thegmanifesto Wrote:  

Tuth -

Glad you liked it.

Here is one straight out The G Manifesto Playbook:

Walk down to the little Italian market down the street and grab some fresh basil and fresh mozzarella (go imported).

Get some heirloom tomatoes from farmers market.

Have fly girl come over.

Whip up a quick Caprese Salad, with a little Extra Virgin Olive Oil and some sea salt. (Balsamic optional).

Make sure the plate has good presentation.

Pop a bottle of Vino and swoop.

Simple, fresh ingredients, light and swoop compatible.

Will impress even snobby, high end, foodie girls.

Takes a few minutes and makes you look like The G.

Curious if anyone has tried this.

Just busted it out last night again.

This move is an Unstoppable Closer.

[Aliblahba]

@GManifesto- I didn't think anyone knew what an heirloom tomato was anymore. Respect.


Now for the layout. I've been kicking around this idea for about a year. I want my bedroom to look like this:

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I'm in the ME and can get this stuff cheap. Huge floor pillows, rugs, tapestries, and a hookah for effect. I'm just worried it would be over the top when I open the door. It might get the Quagmire effect, and have the girl run off. What do you guys think?

[stein]

Ali B - I suggest having a video camera rolling to capture the girls reaction after you open the door to your bedouin boudoir.

[thegmanifesto]

Aliblahba -

I say do it.

[YoungGunner]

(08-25-2011 02:30 PM)Aliblahba Wrote:  

@GManifesto- I didn't think anyone knew what an heirloom tomato was anymore. Respect.


Now for the layout. I've been kicking around this idea for about a year. I want my bedroom to look like this:






I'm in the ME and can get this stuff cheap. Huge floor pillows, rugs, tapestries, and a hookah for effect. I'm just worried it would be over the top when I open the door. It might get the Quagmire effect, and have the girl run off. What do you guys think?

I would use different colors for the room than the first picture, and would throw in some plants and maybe one of these http://www.soothingwalls.com/floor-fount...e=1%2C1000 to make it feel more outdoorsy, since the furniture looks a little stuffy to me.

[Caligula]

Aliblahba - I say do it! It's all about how you carry it. At worst it's a neutral, at best it'll get them more excited about you. It's a great excuse to tell them about your travels in the ME too. I bet American girls will be into the exotic factor.

[Stitch]

G-- I used a variant of that salad (been making it for years) with a pitcher of sangria on a first "date" and we were naked in my hot tub the next night, so I'd say it's a good opener.

[Caligula]

(08-25-2011 08:00 PM)YoungGunner Wrote:  

I would use different colors for the room than the first picture, and would throw in some plants and maybe one of these http://www.soothingwalls.com/floor-fount...e=1%2C1000 to make it feel more outdoorsy, since the furniture looks a little stuffy to me.

I don't recommend a fountain in the bedroom. You (or girls who stay over) will be needing to get out of bed and take a slash every couple of hours!

[babelfish669]

(08-25-2011 02:30 PM)Aliblahba Wrote:  

Now for the layout. I've been kicking around this idea for about a year. I want my bedroom to look like this:

I'm not a big on middle eastern culture, but have you seen the interiors of the burj al arab? Awesome.

As for the other stuff, you guys are missing massage oil. Def needed.

Depending on the age and subculture of the girls you are going for, things that make you look more older and mature are important. For a girl who is 18, you having your own place makes you look like a baller. If you are 30 and dating gold diggers, that same level of wow is going to require a bentley in your driveway.

Its nice to have a nice place, but the girls already decided to fuck you by the time they are in your bedroom. Other stuff matters way more.

[CupCake]

Ya know what I just thought of?

Pillows.

That kind of goes without saying but I know I'm lacking in that department. It's good for propping when you need it. Gotta go out and get some with class.

[ersatz]

I'm getting an Eero Aarnio Style Ball Chair. Curl up like a cat! It's not good for cuddling, but it's fucking awesome!

[Samseau]

(08-25-2011 01:43 PM)thegmanifesto Wrote:  

(07-27-2011 02:30 PM)thegmanifesto Wrote:  

Tuth -

Glad you liked it.

Here is one straight out The G Manifesto Playbook:

Walk down to the little Italian market down the street and grab some fresh basil and fresh mozzarella (go imported).

Get some heirloom tomatoes from farmers market.

Have fly girl come over.

Whip up a quick Caprese Salad, with a little Extra Virgin Olive Oil and some sea salt. (Balsamic optional).

Make sure the plate has good presentation.

Pop a bottle of Vino and swoop.

Simple, fresh ingredients, light and swoop compatible.

Will impress even snobby, high end, foodie girls.

Takes a few minutes and makes you look like The G.

Curious if anyone has tried this.

Just busted it out last night again.

This move is an Unstoppable Closer.

Fuck G, that shit tastes so good. It's not just for players. My Dad's current wife got him to marry her just by making good meals like that on the regular.

[el mechanico]

(08-26-2011 12:07 AM)ersatz Wrote:  

I'm getting an Eero Aarnio Style Ball Chair. Curl up like a cat! It's not good for cuddling, but it's fucking awesome!

Matching radio?

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I love spaceballs, cant resist.

[texan87]

It depends on the pad in my experience, currently, i am workin on addin a stripper pole, checkered dance floor, disco ball, good tunes hooked up and plenty of liquor, condoms a must. I like to create the "party bar" atmosphere, kinda makes women wild. I even have my house drink, "Greatful Dead" consist of Clear Rum, Tripple Sec, Vodka, Silver Tequila and Chambord poured over top.

[texan87]

(08-26-2011 10:35 PM)texan87 Wrote:  

It depends on the pad in my experience, currently, i am workin on addin a stripper pole, checkered dance floor, disco ball, good tunes hooked up and plenty of liquor, condoms a must. I like to create the "party bar" atmosphere, kinda makes women wild. I even have my house drink, "Greatful Dead" consist of Clear Rum, Tripple Sec, Vodka, Silver Tequila and Chambord poured over top.

I forgot to add the pool and a grill, cant ever go wrong there...

[texan87]

(08-26-2011 10:39 PM)texan87 Wrote:  

(08-26-2011 10:35 PM)texan87 Wrote:  

It depends on the pad in my experience, currently, i am workin on addin a stripper pole, checkered dance floor, disco ball, good tunes hooked up and plenty of liquor, condoms a must. I like to create the "party bar" atmosphere, kinda makes women wild. I even have my house drink, "Greatful Dead" consist of Clear Rum, Tripple Sec, Vodka, Silver Tequila and Chambord poured over top.

I forgot to add the pool and a grill, cant ever go wrong there...

Oh, the Greatful Dead is Rum, Gin, Vodka, Tequila and Chambord, was thinkin of a different drink there, but that on will always tank anyone though...