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07-25-2011, 11:47 AM
This will be a useful list, especially for young guys. Off the top of my head:
Cleaning supplies (towels, sinks, and mirrors must be clean),
alcohol (or maybe weed?),
condoms and lube,
plenty of towels (women need a lot),
music (e.g., Pandora or Itunes),
scented candles,
fresh flowers,
coffee,
toiletries (e.g., spare toothbrush).
What did I forget?
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07-25-2011, 11:55 AM
champagne bucket, chocolate, bathrobe, wine glasses.......
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07-25-2011, 02:01 PM
a couch (to fuck on)
a bearskin rug (to fuck on)
a shower (to fuck in)
a camcorder (to tape yourself fucking)
a portable abortion clinic (just kidding)
a tv/laptop (to watch netflix, get warm with her)
a nice liquor/wine selection
dimming lights
some nicely framed posters (showing your unique tastes)
an espresso machine (means you're serious)
but in reality, you don't really need much to get fuckin'
case in point, look at Roosh's video of his room in his dad's basement. He had a mattress on the ground, and I think that's it.
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07-25-2011, 03:28 PM
I would like to point out that tempur-pedic mattresses, or the tempur-pedic mattress cushions, are anti-sex. They don't spring back, so it's really difficult to get your sexytime on when you keep plowing into a mattress that wants to suck you in.
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07-25-2011, 07:38 PM
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07-26-2011, 11:24 AM
There's a basic list and a nice-to-have list. The guys above have pretty much covered the former.
Some nice-to-haves:
-A decent-sized LCD TV on which you can run music videos or visualizers to create an ambient, club-like mood; to "watch movies" at home in a semi-theatrical experience
-Interesting, random, interactive props that DHV (e.g., a musical instrument, Russian nesting dolls, African fertility mask etc.)
-Cool, framed art (not just posters taped to the wall)
-Non-Ikea, modular-ass furniture (even if it's second-hand store stuff, it still beats the particle-board route; you'd be surprised how affordable an "antique" can be, and how much of a different it can make)
-Decent cookware and flatware (to "make meals" for your prospects; a.k.a. get them to your place)
-A decent little coffee table that you can spread interesting magazines or books on and stash an extra supply of condoms
-A sturdy bookcase with cool books and random shit on it
-A series of cool playlists for every type of girl, mood you want to service
To be continued.
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07-26-2011, 06:22 PM
I've got a king-size tempur-pedic bed. I can agree that it's not the best for sex, but it's not that bad. Still... the queen-size futon is better. Couch ain't bad either.
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07-26-2011, 08:50 PM
A full spice rack for her to cook you meals with
An extremely plush couch that will make her never want to get up
extra shower cap and lots of lotion (for black girls)
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07-26-2011, 09:55 PM
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Somebody get it in writing, quick!
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07-27-2011, 01:40 PM
"A full spice rack for her to cook you meals with"
A more G move is to ditch the sawdust and use fresh herbs.
Always go fresh.
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07-27-2011, 02:30 PM
Tuth -
Glad you liked it.
Here is one straight out The G Manifesto Playbook:
Walk down to the little Italian market down the street and grab some fresh basil and fresh mozzarella (go imported).
Get some heirloom tomatoes from farmers market.
Have fly girl come over.
Whip up a quick Caprese Salad, with a little Extra Virgin Olive Oil and some sea salt. (Balsamic optional).
Make sure the plate has good presentation.
Pop a bottle of Vino and swoop.
Simple, fresh ingredients, light and swoop compatible.
Will impress even snobby, high end, foodie girls.
Takes a few minutes and makes you look like The G.
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07-27-2011, 11:02 PM
Quote: (07-27-2011 01:40 PM)thegmanifesto Wrote:
"A full spice rack for her to cook you meals with"
A more G move is to ditch the sawdust and use fresh herbs.
Always go fresh.
Agreed
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07-27-2011, 11:47 PM
Dang and she'll get real buzzed off the vino without anything heavy to take off the edge.
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07-28-2011, 02:59 AM
I haven't ever used scented candles, but glade plugins have always gotten good reviews for me. I like to keep them stocked.
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07-28-2011, 05:53 AM
shovel and lime....
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07-28-2011, 08:23 AM
Hey, where are the toppings/ice cream/chantili? Very useful.
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07-28-2011, 01:26 PM
Actually, many women do seem to find the ability to whip together a nice fresh herb salad or other gourmet dish as if it were nothing pretty intriguing. Same with homemade ice cream with unusual flavors (vanilla cardamom, spiced tea, whatever). You don't want to come across as a homemaker, but if you project confidence and self-sufficiency and the ability to go a few steps beyond reheating TV dinners, that can take you a pretty long way with some ladies.
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07-28-2011, 01:50 PM
Quote: (07-28-2011 08:23 AM)Mrs. Chocolate Wrote:
Hey, where are the toppings/ice cream/chantili? Very useful.
I find this kind of stuff too heavy.
If we're talking deserts I'll do strawberries and cream or something else fruit based.
I keep some frozen raspberries in the freezer to whip up raspberry sorbet. Takes 15 minutes and is delicious.
http://uktv.co.uk/food/recipe/aid/511706 -- fresh mint goes well with it. You can do it without an ice cream maker too.
Variations can be done with different frozen berries and fruits. Add booze for an extra kick.
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07-28-2011, 02:09 PM
I think the use of ice cream/chantilly that Mrs. Chocolate had in mind does not usually require large amounts.
I personally like having high (i.e. not flat) cushions/pillows to play with ... but I agree that they might not look very 'manly'....