[Phoenix]

Why are you such a vile, foul, monstrous piece of [etc etc]?

You could've been anyone, and created anything, and you chose to be evil? And produce countless evils for your own amusement?

Who or what can hold you to justice?

[Soothesayer]

1.) Why was the serpent not forbidden, instead of the fruit? What actions did the good angels perform to prevent the Fall?

2.) What if Eve had eaten the fruit but not Adam?

3.) Do all dogs really go to Heaven? Do cats? The Bible is silent on this.

Seems a lot of atheists are commenting up in here. Ironically that's the one sin that will keep them out of Heaven (sin against the Holy Spirit, or unbelief).

[Kid Twist]

Actually, soothe, it's calling good "evil"

For such a person there is no hope, by definition.

Sadly, that's the common predisposition of our current world.

[Irenicus]

The hardest question in the Universe:

WYB?

[Hades]

What is your true name?

[Baltimore Bachelor]

What's the correct religion?

[Hades]

(06-13-2016 10:17 PM)PolymathGuru Wrote:  

I'll play the role of God.
....[BREVITY]........

Yeah, this is exactly the kind of post I expected from a guy who calls himself both a polymath and a guru, but dodged when I asked precisely which two or more fields he ruthlessly dominates with his own brand of genius.

[TrifeLife]

have there been other intelligent civilizations in the universe and what do they look like?

[ed pluribus unum]

What was your worst post-nut depression?

[PolymathGuru]

(06-14-2016 04:12 PM)Hades Wrote:  

(06-13-2016 10:17 PM)PolymathGuru Wrote:  

I'll play the role of God.
....[BREVITY]........

Yeah, this is exactly the kind of post I expected from a guy who calls himself both a polymath and a guru, but dodged when I asked precisely which two or more fields he ruthlessly dominates with his own brand of genius.

Said by the man who named himself after a pagan god from obsolete religion no one believes in and whose job is to watch underworld because he lost at lots.

are you jealous bro?

(06-13-2016 10:20 PM)Comte De St. Germain Wrote:  

We do have a forum member named God and a member named Jesus Christ so you kind of just ruined it for them.

But I am sure that God will forgive me for my sins.

(06-13-2016 10:23 PM)LongDongSilver Wrote:  

How can we get a2d unbanned, who else is there to ask the big questions like wb brienne.

Ask Roosh, Soma or Tuthmosis.

(06-13-2016 10:48 PM)dsutmdo Wrote:  

Are You going to let me into paradise forever? If not, can I live again, and You ensure I get in when I see You again??.....I guess that's two questions, but those are the only two that will ever really matter...

I'll give you a choice.

Hell has all the hooker, whores and kinky chicks. But they are going to nag the shit out of you all day.

Heaven has all the girls that will make you 3 three square meals a day. You can have sex with them but that is like having sex with a dead fish.

The after life can be worst for some. On earth, you could marry the good girl and fuck the ho on the side. The afterlife does not permit that.

It should be known that heaven is a bit of a sausage fest. Finding a good women is really hard. Consider that the rules of entrance are similar to affirmative action. All a women has to do is not be bitch and whore. 80% of women go to hell. Only about 40% of men go to hell.

(06-14-2016 12:59 AM)PainPositive Wrote:  

Is there any way to lose one's salvation, am I going to hell?

Yes, one can lose one's salvation. The second question is harder because you haven't died yet.

(06-14-2016 06:17 AM)Dalaran1991 Wrote:  

"Where were you?"

Taking a stroll.

(06-14-2016 06:23 AM)MMM Wrote:  

Was it necessary to have humans designed it to be born between shit and piss?

I was hoping to give you guys a lesson in humiliation.

(06-14-2016 07:16 AM)Crisp Wrote:  

I'd ask him where he got his shoes.

At bloomingdales.

(06-14-2016 08:49 AM)Phoenix Wrote:  

Why are you such a vile, foul, monstrous piece of [etc etc]?

You could've been anyone, and created anything, and you chose to be evil? And produce countless evils for your own amusement?

Who or what can hold you to justice?

You only get one question. To hell you go.

(06-14-2016 11:16 AM)Soothesayer Wrote:  

1.) Why was the serpent not forbidden, instead of the fruit? What actions did the good angels perform to prevent the Fall?

2.) What if Eve had eaten the fruit but not Adam?

3.) Do all dogs really go to Heaven? Do cats? The Bible is silent on this.

Seems a lot of atheists are commenting up in here. Ironically that's the one sin that will keep them out of Heaven (sin against the Holy Spirit, or unbelief).

It doesn't matter. Eve was a cunt and probably would have disobeyed me anyways. She was made from a fucking rib.

All dogs go to heaven because they're chill. Cats worship the pagan gods, so no. Also, dog is an anagram of god.

(06-14-2016 12:08 PM)Irenicus Wrote:  

The hardest question in the Universe:

WYB?

Of course, just imagine if you had a godly amount testosterone flowing through you an infinite amount of times. To be a male human is to the ultimate cuck. I'm fucking all your girlfriends and wives.

(06-14-2016 01:58 PM)Hades Wrote:  

What is your true name?

If you learned the heavenly language, I could tell you.

(06-14-2016 02:52 PM)Baltimore Bachelor Wrote:  

What's the correct religion?

(06-14-2016 06:19 PM)TrifeLife Wrote:  

have there been other intelligent civilizations in the universe and what do they look like?

Yes, and I am not going to answer the second question because it would ruin Elon Musk's surprise.

(06-14-2016 06:28 PM)ed pluribus unum Wrote:  

What was your worst post-nut depression?

Refer to Irenicus's question.

[Satoshi]

Who am I?

[Canopus]

Have you gone insane?

That's not some edgy tips-fedora comment, mind you. If God exists - as I suspect - and is truly omniscient - as I'm not certain - then I've got to know whether the chaos and madness of millions of years on one planet alone has not driven Him completely batshit insane.

For a start, consider: this would be a being that knows what Lindy West's O-face looks like.

Just...fuck, man.

[Kid Twist]

Since He has experienced the madness as being part of creation, he knows, and he knows personally

Paradoxically, only Christianity, because of this principle, makes sense and explains it all

[TravelerKai]

I would ask God, why on Earth did he create mosquitoes. I cannot understand what purpose does this foul creature exists to fill.

[username]

(06-22-2016 09:04 AM)TravelerKai Wrote:  

I would ask God, why on Earth did he create mosquitoes. I cannot understand what purpose does this foul creature exists to fill.

Population control via malaria. Some have estimated that malaria is responsible for half of all the deaths of everyone that has ever lived.

[Horus]

Where the fuck did I leave my passport. Seriously, I need help on this one - I've searched everywhere for it and I need it in a couple of days.

[Leonard D Neubache]

"Yes or no. Will you ever stop sucking dick."

And then I'd be all like...

[BrewDog]

Why do you hate me so much? What in the holy fuck did I ever do to you?

[Satoshi]

(06-27-2016 04:52 AM)BrewDog Wrote:  

Why do you hate me so much? What in the holy fuck did I ever do to you?

God will just laugh.

[Four_Strong_Winds]

would probably ask what its like at the pinpoint of a blackhole where scientists say matter is so incredibly dense that millions of planets/stars etc are condensed to an area of an inch or 2, and where the laws of physics dont apply

given a 2nd, i would ask what the potential is of the human being regarding things beyond commonly thought ability to control, such as, to what extent can we control our own healing processes, manipulate processes within the body that are normally controlled by the autonomic nervous system etc, also is there any potential for manipulation of matter at some level whether subatomic, molecular etcc

endless variations on questions really

[Four_Strong_Winds]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68tpCpDOsyA&hd=1

[RatInTheWoods]

When is Ragnarök?

[Four_Strong_Winds]

(07-02-2016 01:17 AM)RatInTheWoods Wrote:  

When is Ragnarök?

soon - - --- ---- soon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_4U21BtqnBw&hd=1

[Four_Strong_Winds]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8PJ6nYfLrJw&hd=1

[Irenicus]

Do you lift brah?