Quote: (06-14-2016 04:12 PM)Hades Wrote:
Quote: (06-13-2016 10:17 PM)PolymathGuru Wrote:
I'll play the role of God.
....[BREVITY]........
Yeah, this is exactly the kind of post I expected from a guy who calls himself both a polymath and a guru, but dodged when I asked precisely which two or more fields he ruthlessly dominates with his own brand of genius.
Said by the man who named himself after a pagan god from obsolete religion no one believes in and whose job is to watch underworld because he lost at lots.
are you jealous bro?
Quote: (06-13-2016 10:20 PM)Comte De St. Germain Wrote:
We do have a forum member named God and a member named Jesus Christ so you kind of just ruined it for them.
But I am sure that God will forgive me for my sins.
Quote: (06-13-2016 10:23 PM)LongDongSilver Wrote:
How can we get a2d unbanned, who else is there to ask the big questions like wb brienne.
Ask Roosh, Soma or Tuthmosis.
Quote: (06-13-2016 10:48 PM)dsutmdo Wrote:
Are You going to let me into paradise forever? If not, can I live again, and You ensure I get in when I see You again??.....I guess that's two questions, but those are the only two that will ever really matter...
I'll give you a choice.
Hell has all the hooker, whores and kinky chicks. But they are going to nag the shit out of you all day.
Heaven has all the girls that will make you 3 three square meals a day. You can have sex with them but that is like having sex with a dead fish.
The after life can be worst for some. On earth, you could marry the good girl and fuck the ho on the side. The afterlife does not permit that.
It should be known that heaven is a bit of a sausage fest. Finding a good women is really hard. Consider that the rules of entrance are similar to affirmative action. All a women has to do is not be bitch and whore. 80% of women go to hell. Only about 40% of men go to hell.
Quote: (06-14-2016 12:59 AM)PainPositive Wrote:
Is there any way to lose one's salvation, am I going to hell?
Yes, one can lose one's salvation. The second question is harder because you haven't died yet.
Quote: (06-14-2016 06:17 AM)Dalaran1991 Wrote:
"Where were you?"
Taking a stroll.
Quote: (06-14-2016 06:23 AM)MMM Wrote:
Was it necessary to have humans designed it to be born between shit and piss?
I was hoping to give you guys a lesson in humiliation.
Quote: (06-14-2016 07:16 AM)Crisp Wrote:
I'd ask him where he got his shoes.
At bloomingdales.
Quote: (06-14-2016 08:49 AM)Phoenix Wrote:
Why are you such a vile, foul, monstrous piece of [etc etc]?
You could've been anyone, and created anything, and you chose to be evil? And produce countless evils for your own amusement?
Who or what can hold you to justice?
You only get one question. To hell you go.
Quote: (06-14-2016 11:16 AM)Soothesayer Wrote:
1.) Why was the serpent not forbidden, instead of the fruit? What actions did the good angels perform to prevent the Fall?
2.) What if Eve had eaten the fruit but not Adam?
3.) Do all dogs really go to Heaven? Do cats? The Bible is silent on this.
Seems a lot of atheists are commenting up in here. Ironically that's the one sin that will keep them out of Heaven (sin against the Holy Spirit, or unbelief).
It doesn't matter. Eve was a cunt and probably would have disobeyed me anyways. She was made from a fucking rib.
All dogs go to heaven because they're chill. Cats worship the pagan gods, so no. Also, dog is an anagram of god.
Quote: (06-14-2016 12:08 PM)Irenicus Wrote:
The hardest question in the Universe:
WYB?
Of course, just imagine if you had a godly amount testosterone flowing through you an infinite amount of times. To be a male human is to the ultimate cuck. I'm fucking all your girlfriends and wives.
Quote: (06-14-2016 01:58 PM)Hades Wrote:
What is your true name?
If you learned the heavenly language, I could tell you.
Quote: (06-14-2016 02:52 PM)Baltimore Bachelor Wrote:
What's the correct religion?
Quote: (06-14-2016 06:19 PM)TrifeLife Wrote:
have there been other intelligent civilizations in the universe and what do they look like?
Yes, and I am not going to answer the second question because it would ruin Elon Musk's surprise.
Quote: (06-14-2016 06:28 PM)ed pluribus unum Wrote:
What was your worst post-nut depression?
Refer to Irenicus's question.