[fugly1000]

^^. Don't worry, maybe Bourdain doesn't care. I know he has side bitches, all over the globe. And this cunt thinks she's special because she's the only bitch around the scene for the moment. Also, her waist isn't small enough for me. Also, those guys look like a bunch of simps. Maybe they're trying to get play and won't get any.

[heavy]

I'll present the opposing view. Anthony was on blood pressure meds, statens, poor health (from the many mentioned crazy life he lived). He followed his wife's footsteps and started doing BJJ and it flipped the script. He's healthy, off meds, now a successful BJJ artist, etc...a 59 year old living a good life of travel, wealth, and...well yeah, a crazy BJJ wife who gets fucked by her trainers/trainees.

So yeah, everything everybody here has said is true and relevant. And yes, for being a successful chef most of his life and media personality, he could do better I suppose.

At the same time, for a successful guy who's lived a crazy life that led to poor health, she's probably good for him and keeps him grounded and pounded.

Later in life becomes decreasing morbidity and pushing back mortality. For him, that's what she does.

(05-25-2016 06:13 PM)kosko Wrote:  

I like the guy though. He seems like a old school liberal whom you could at least have some dialogue with. I got no issues with his types.

^-- Agreed.

[Duke Castile]

In everyone of those photos she's doing the technique incorrectly.

[911]

Nice analysis there, Daisy Chains ^^^^

(05-26-2016 08:12 AM)heavy Wrote:  

I'll present the opposing view. Anthony was on blood pressure meds, statens, poor health (from the many mentioned crazy life he lived). He followed his wife's footsteps and started doing BJJ and it flipped the script. He's healthy, off meds, now a successful BJJ artist, etc...a 59 year old living a good life of travel, wealth, and...well yeah, a crazy BJJ wife who gets fucked by her trainers/trainees.

So yeah, everything everybody here has said is true and relevant. And yes, for being a successful chef most of his life and media personality, he could do better I suppose.

At the same time, for a successful guy who's lived a crazy life that led to poor health, she's probably good for him and keeps him grounded and pounded.

Later in life becomes decreasing morbidity and pushing back mortality. For him, that's what she does.

Disagree, being made a cuck will have a negative impact his health, regardless of how ripped his abs are. He's agonizing inside, at some level, even if he's in denial. Besides, he was already settling down, all set financially and chilling out, it's not like he's snorting coke and clubbing every night in his late 50s. He didn't need a raging slut to sort his health out.

This looks like a textbook case of a wife from a better-adjusted foreign culture who moves here and becomes americanized in the worst possible way, shedding her original Catholic Italian cultural values and picking up the most toxic elements of modern western culture. She started out as a respectable 7 and turned into a trashy one.

Bourdain fell in love with her culture as much as her, he got enamored with the al fresco family meals and the warm, healthy atmosphere of her extended family, similar to his own original culture from southwestern France. I feel bad for Bourdain, he's got too much of a liberal beta culture in him to set her straight.

[TravelerKai]

(05-26-2016 08:13 AM)Fisto Wrote:  

In everyone of those photos she's doing the technique incorrectly.

Slightly off topic but almost every no-gi style BJJ practioner, is technically not very good at BJJ. Look at all the guys that started out learning it with the gi then transitioned to no-gi and you have your proof. (BJ Penn, GSP, Frank Mir, The Diaz Brothers, Antonio Nogueira/Mario Sperry, Eddie Bravo etc. etc.)

Traditional style forces you to do the techniques correctly until you are a zombie doing it. All these new-age BJJ guys never want to train with the gi because they want to be more ready for MMA or think the gi is old fashioned. If that was the case why is anyone who started out with a gi, more advanced on the ground without one, than someone who did not?

I'm not saying no-gi is garbage, but there is a time and place for both styles. Beginners in my opinion should train with the gi 75% of the time and slowly introduced to no-gi gradually with belt rank increases.

This woman is obviously doing it for attention and validation. She isn't serious about it. Her husband is wearing the gi. You can tell by her constant use of NAGA style body tights. She thinks it makes her look sexy. If there is not a tornament going on, why wear all that? If mat ringworms are her concern, then she should fucking help clean the god damned mat or stop being nasty (the guys included).

[Ringo]

(05-26-2016 06:15 AM)Daddy Chains Wrote:  

"I just spent 3 hours with MASTER Renato Laranja and my life will never be the same again."


You can practically trace her profound transformation to that moment. Once a party chick tastes alpha cock, and is also given free reign to practice that obsession, she will truly never be the same.

Can't say I blame her.

That is 27-time World Champion Renato Laranja.

[Chowder Head]

God, if my mother acted this way: posting pics with her giving the finger, legs spread, being surrounded by trained killers, and tasteless jokes -- I would lose my shit. Someone in her family has to regulate this wacky bitch.

[kaotic]

She looks like a butch dyke.

The middle fingers and flexing reminds me of a high school douche bag on the football team.

She isn't doing herself any favors on top of looking like a man.

[TigerMandingo]

(05-25-2016 11:57 PM)Enigma Wrote:  

He's pretty ripped for a 59 year old.

That looks really shopped...

[samsamsam]

She is supposed to be a trophy wife? There must be some pics that are on this thread I am not seeing. No way she is a trophy wife.

[Daddy Chains]

Trophy feet.



















Cum on me bro

[RexImperator]

Those hand symbols could mean cornuto.

[Buakaw]

"I couldn't go to the academy today so I brought the academy here"

How can I man accept these kind of social media posts from his wife?

[El Chinito loco]

(05-26-2016 11:23 AM)Daddy Chains Wrote:  

Cum on me bro

[Daddy Chains]

The thing is, she was a broke ass illegal immigrant who worked totally illegally in the underbelly of the NYC service industry... doing god knows what to stay afloat.

And just due to the magic of her predatory slutty pussy powers, and some loose libtard screws on Tony's end, she was magically overnighted into being the wife of a globally-recognized celebrity multimillionaire... living large in the most dynamic 1st world city... at the height of its/national socio-cultural debauchery.

Her old countryman Caligula, seemingly never had it as good.

If Tony's health is as bad as some claim, how long does he have? 10 years (see Bowie). If she stays with him until then she inherits everything by playing a grieving widow. If she divorces, she rapes him in court.

Absent of bad karma, entering her middle age she'll be wealthy divorcee or a widow. With further 30-40 years of fond memories solidified with the inherited wealth + royalties from Tony's blood, sweat and tears.

Meanwhile, she is connected with the rich and powerful and fabulous,

travels the world with other men,

and has her husband's ok to romp around with strange men and cuck him publicly for added kicks.

I bet this ungrateful bitch pinches her ass every morning to check if her fantasy lottery life is real.

It fucking is.

And then she thinks of a life that awaited her in the old world. Life as a community dentist, one cock for life, and a community/God to keep watch on her.

And she shudders... breaking out in cold sweat.

Thanking her lucky stars (and her hustling skills) for America the great, of this particular time in history.

If you have an ounce of empathy you should feel for their poor daughter. What kind of a role model her mom is/will be. No normal, healthy, positive influence whatsover. What kind of ill shit will she possibly teach her. And what kind of mental patient will the daughter grow up to be. As if women aren't mental enough, this one is guaranteed to be turbo charged.

Poor thing, never stood a chance.

And the chain of broken continues.

[debeguiled]

Never thought the day would come when Anthony Bourdain reminded me of Donald Sterling.

[fugly1000]

Anybody starting to think Anthony is gay or bi? Those pictures of his main squeeze, are fucking up my psyche.

[CactusCat589]

Is she not just incredibly plain?

She looks like someone you marry if you're a McDonalds worker, much less a famous television personality like Bourdain.

Something just doesn't compute concerning the guys surrounding her. How are MULTIPLE, by all accounts high value, men spending time around her? Are they all just... gay????? I'm a nobody that would be horrified to be in the same picture as someone that ugly. If I were a famous jui jitsu guy I'd explicitly ban her from setting foot in my shop.

[AneroidOcean]

(05-26-2016 08:26 PM)CactusCat589 Wrote:  

Is she not just incredibly plain?

She looks like someone you marry if you're a McDonalds worker, much less a famous television personality like Bourdain.

Something just doesn't compute concerning the guys surrounding her. How are MULTIPLE, by all accounts high value, men spending time around her? Are they all just... gay????? I'm a nobody that would be horrified to be in the same picture as someone that ugly. If I were a famous jui jitsu guy I'd explicitly ban her from setting foot in my shop.

You guys realize that a plain girl in a BJJ or otherwise hardcore martial arts setting is like an 8 or 9 anywhere else?

Besides, some of these guys really don't want a tiny skinny-fat girl, they get addicted to the lifestyle and want to fuck a girl doing the same thing as them. Look at the body-builder types with super aggro body-builder girlfriends that I wouldn't touch with a ten foot pole.

You guys have to consider the context.

I do agree she is broken.

[HectorLavoe]

(05-26-2016 02:57 PM)fugly1000 Wrote:  

Anybody starting to think Anthony is gay or bi? Those pictures of his main squeeze, are fucking up my psyche.

I am starting to think the same thing, it's the only way this whole scenario makes sense.

[spokepoker]

I bet that chick has a huge clit.

[El Chinito loco]

(05-26-2016 02:57 PM)fugly1000 Wrote:  

Anybody starting to think Anthony is gay or bi? Those pictures of his main squeeze, are fucking up my psyche.

As much as I like Bourdain this is definitely fucking with my perception of the man.

The photos are almost incontrovertible proof of some type of cuckold arrangement going on.

Men generally dont allow other men to take their wives out on vacation or post pics of them sleeping beside other men. She's definitely recieving the sausage from at least one or all.

I'm guessing the 27 time BJJ champ is slipping the rear naked choke along with the special Brazilian python oil check into her.

[trian1]

First off, Bourdain is a very hedonistic person -- if he were to confess to being bi, it would not surprise me in the least. He likes the finer things in life, be they what they be...meat, veggies, man, woman...he is probably trying them all.

If he is bi, well, yes, that explains a lot. She is the bait to get buff MMA dudes into his bed.

Second, he is almost 60, and she is considerably younger. He is likely not interested in raising a huge family and thus mate guarding. I would not be surprised if they are in an open relationship, with the only agreement being that if she gets knocked up, he is out with his prenup in hand, or else, dude pays for the kid.

Ultimately, I think it is a relationship of a much older dude getting what he wants out of the relationship...he gets to bang her every few weeks or so when he feels like it, doesn't get pissed when she parties and screws around. If she runs off, no sweat off his back, he will just get another active girl who wants to travel the world and eat great food with a rich and famous dude. He has abundance mentality.

[Canopus]

Crass libtard that he can be, I like Tony and I'd buy him a beer. As a guy who grew up reading and watching him, this is sad to see.

A little backstory:

Tony's first marriage, to his high school sweetheart who he described as "his partner in crime" lasted 20 years - until, of course, he got famous and started traveling extensively. They split in 2004, and the divorce finalized in 2007. I've never heard much detail on the divorce itself, but as he recounts in Medium Raw, the collapse of the marriage saw him whoring and boozing through the Caribbean, during which time he also admits to drunk driving and suicidal ideation. That should give you some idea of just how badly he took it.

Even so, he's famous, he's wealthy, he's got the Tall-Dark-Handsome triad going, and he has one of the best jobs a heterosexual male could ask for.

So what the hell is he doing with a tatted-up, Gina Carano-idolizing butterface with zero body fat?

The short answer is that his best friend, a French chef named Eric Ripert, set up a blind date with a girl working at one of his restaurants. Having worked with Bourdain for a good chunk of his career, Ripert knows him very well. He knows fast young pussy is not something Tony is hurting for, either. So he went the old school way, found a girl that wasn't going to be making Jennifer Lawrence jealous but who he knew his friend would have immediate chemistry with, and sure enough...



That was Date #3 from her Instagram. Yeah, Ripert clearly knew what Bourdain was looking for.

The long answer, though, and here's why I try to get all AnonymousBosch...

I really think it boils down to Tony basically dating a version of himself, or rather himself if none of the last 16 years had happened. It's not hard to imagine that Ottavia is basically who he'd be if Kitchen Confidential had flopped and he hadn't become famous: just a general manager working at a good restaurant, a smoker, a drinker, a foodie, and a partyer with next to no spare time. No fame, no celebrity, no wealth. All hard edges and no soft curves. Zero bullshit personality. (Ottavia is notoriously blunt. That's probably something else Ripert picked up on as a quality Bourdain would find attractive.) And "dysfunctional", which is the word Bourdain himself used to describe the both of them. It's a word he usually reserves only for himself.

That theory makes a little more sense when you consider how much Bourdain simultaneously loves and despises his fame. I still remember when he first got to CNN, and he had to give the most bullshit laugh in the history of bullshit laughter at a crappy joke by Wolf Blitzer. (I think it was "You know Tony, we do a lot of grilling in the Situation Room!") You could hear the anguish in his soul. He spent all his life mocking the artifice of celebrity and now he is a celebrity and he can't get anywhere without participating in that artifice. You know that word, "sellout", is one he hears a lot. His humor can only deflect so much of it.

So, Bourdain is probably happy to spend time with a woman who reminds him of himself, removed from most of the spotlight and who's doing her own thing rather than falling into globetrotting culinary adventure the way he did.

Besides, when Bourdain got back from being trapped in Libya, the first thing Ottavia did was make a baby with him. Yeah, she not only fucked him like he got back from a war (literally true) but gave him a child. On a primal level, that's something that secures a man's loyalty.

All that said - I buy Roosh's analysis completely. That's pretty damning behavior and body language, and you can definitely see the escalation over time on her Instagram. It'd be a shame if she's fooling around on him. She's the mother of his child and he seems to have fun hanging out with her, in a way he didn't own up to before. But any time your wife takes up a sport or hobby that involves intense, intimate physical activity with other men, you are walking a razor thin line. No way I could allow it.

Only a matter of time before it starts getting really overt. I hope Tony gets a handle on this.

[Swooper]

As a fan of much of Anthony Bourdain's work on food and travel, I'm disgusted and sad to see this. It's almost certain that she's making a cuckold of him given the evidence presented.

In the pic below, she certainly got it on with this dude after the show...



This one is perhaps worse. She basically invites these two 'masters' to run a train on her at home while Bourdain is presumably away.



There are a few lessons to learn here. The two that immediately jump out are 'Don't let your girl pickup any physically intimate hobby' and keep foreign girls 'foreign', lest American cultures corrupts them (it will).