Quote: (05-07-2016 05:17 PM)GodBlessIsrael Wrote:
I'm not sure what those GIFs are supposed to mean? Shock? Enthusiastic approval?
In any case, they don't really answer my question lol.
Being interviewed to gain Israeli citizenship is a very easy process. But as you noted Israel doesn't want gentiles immigrate to their country, and they'll be even more hesitant to let you visit Israel if you tell them your intention is to stay. You don't want to lie to them either. So I've come up with a easy 3 step plan to help you get citizenship!
1.) Book a flight to an adjoining country so you can visit an Israeli consulate. Any jabroni can walk down the street to the Israeli consulate in the United States. But by visiting a consulate in a country right next to Israel you show the true commitment it takes to become an Israeli citizen. Prime countries include: Syria, Iraq, or Lebanon [try to get a flight directly into Beirut].
2.) Show your Israeli pride! Wear a shirt with the Israeli flag on it, or a shirt celebrating Israels victory during the 7 day war. Wearing a
yamaka with the Jewish star wouldn't hurt either. It doesn't matter if you're not Jewish; do it as a sign of respect. If anyone challenges you on your trip about your commitment to Israel or the military and political actions they've taken debate them vigorously! Don't be afraid to be rude, get loud, or insult the prophet Muhammad! Remember Israel is your country now and you have to stand up for it!
3.) When you arrive at your destination ask around for the Israeli consulate. I have found that the locals are very helpful. Be sure to tell them about your quest to gain Israeli citizenship. Let them know that you don't mind joining the IDF, or even becoming an Israeli spy if that's what it takes. They might have some useful tips for the interview process!
That's it. After your trip you'll soon be sunning on the beaches of Haifa with your legal residency documents in hand. Or more likely
murdering wounded Palestinians. But either way mission accomplished!