[Vinny]

(04-29-2016 06:21 PM)Suits Wrote:  

Hey guys, do you know any safe and healthy way to reduce the size of the male penis without surgery?

It's been a long time since I met a girl who could handle my size and there have been a lot of complaints about intense pain recently since I've been mostly banging girls in the 18-19 bracket recently, instead of the 20-29 cohort that I used to specialize in.

Any suggestions/tips/reliable medical advice?

You should leave asia, that should help. Statistics claim that African women have deepest vaginas. Especially the wall one

[armenia4ever]

No way this thread is going to end well, but it will be very entertaining. For that, dear General, I salute thee.

I'm 6.5 or 7 myself.


All those 8 and over are full of it. Pic or gtfo. No homo, but proof is needed. Trust but verify.

[weambulance]

(04-30-2016 06:10 PM)RexImperator Wrote:  

I'm thinking those published nomographs are lowballing (hehe) things. The RVF poll result looks like a normal distribution but some jokers picked the highest or lowest category for fun.

6 to 6.5" probably is average and not the 95th percentile.

Composite data from a bunch of studies, of over 15,000 subjects total, showed the average penis length to be 5.17 inches with a standard deviation of 0.65 inches. The poll data has some superficial resemblance to a normal distribution but it is far too broad, and the mean is far too high, to be plausible given the data from a much larger sample where the subjects probably did not measure their own dicks.

And yeah, I'm not going to calculate the odds of the small RVF population having 15 members with 8.5" dicks but the phrase "astronomically unlikely" comes to mind.

[BoricuaKing]

I voted 8.5 because I actually am that length. No homo

[dick pic removed]

[AnonymousBosch]

[Anabasis to Desta]

You're a brave man BoricuaKing. +1

[AnonymousBosch]

But +1 to Anabasis for being true to his word.

And 8 inches to Griffindoor!

[2Wycked]

It's all fun and games until some guy actually posts a dick pic

[Barron]

Why no option for less than 4"?

I'm rocking 2.5 inches of pain but the poll is prejudice against guys with a midget

[BoricuaKing]

Haha we're all men here and we see them every day watching porn

If only every bitch knew how to take it

[Cr33pin]

BoricuaKing

[AnonymousBosch]

If you need validation mate, I have a studio full of bored string players waiting for the engineer to fix a mic problem. Should I ask the girls to rate it?

[DrCotard]

Without comments

[Anabasis to Desta]

(05-01-2016 12:31 AM)Cr33pin Wrote:  

BoricuaKing

Back off ... that cock belongs in a museum.

We can only agree that BoricuaKing's cock looks majestic with it's immaculate complexion and regal bearing. Long, sleek and streamlined, your eyes are drawn to follow its lines from top to bottom.

#NoHomo

[GlobalMan]

I've been impressing girls online for years like that.

[Sourcecode]

If you can speak/write in German.
There are videos on the amateur internet of me banging Katja Kassin, and an relatively unknown car show/wife named Lena Heart.
Anyone that knows me.. Knows it's me despite that my face isn't clearly shown.
But it's easy to verify me being 8.5x6 without going general public.

[King of Monkeys]

You're supposed to measure in inches not ounces. You need to get a better object for reference.

[Soundbyte]

Will BoricuaKing get in trouble for that?

[MiscBrah]

(04-29-2016 04:29 PM)MiscBrah Wrote:  

All claims of 8 in or more require picture proof... no homo

It was only a matter of time. Repped!

(05-01-2016 12:50 AM)Anabasis to Desta Wrote:  

Back off ... that cock belongs in a museum.

We can only agree that BoricuaKing's cock looks majestic with it's immaculate complexion and regal bearing. Long, sleek and streamlined, your eyes are drawn to follow its lines from top to bottom.

Anabasis is the Lizard of Oz of cock.

[cubanlinx]

Well damn......

Brah descended from Rasputin or sumthin'. What a way ta earn yo first rep.

[GlobalMan]

(05-01-2016 12:50 AM)Anabasis to Desta Wrote:  

Back off ... that cock belongs in a museum.

[Handsome Creepy Eel]

Ok, now I am officially very sorry for goading General Stalin into creating this thread.

[Handsome Creepy Eel]

(05-01-2016 02:25 AM)Soundbyte Wrote:  

Will BoricuaKing get in trouble for that?

Are you asking for a friend?

[Suits]

(05-01-2016 02:25 AM)Soundbyte Wrote:  

Will BoricuaKing get in trouble for that?

I'd appreciate a clarification about this from the mods, because if posting your dick isn't a violation of the forum rules, I'm not comfortable with being accused of not having the balls to post a dick pic.

No one is going to call me a wimp.

[Handsome Creepy Eel]

Suits, what do you mean? I have had my dick pic as a profile pic for years!