Quote: (04-30-2016 02:35 AM)Pride male Wrote:  

This thread is worthless without pics!!

Iron Shiek will take out his ten inch cock and make you humble

For what it's worth, I regret goading General Stalin into creating this thread.

I know very few will believe me, but this is a true story.

A while back there was another dick size thread with a link to a study on average penis size but I can't find it now. Maybe it was in comments on ROK.
Anyway, that article had me thinking. 7 inches wasn't too bad.
Then I thought about when the last time I actually measured my dick was. I must have been about 13 ... 14 tops, and that was just on morning wood - not a full raging boner.

So, I figured it was time to get the tape measure out.

All that time... for over twenty years... I'd had in my mind that it was 17cm (or just under 7") and I was pretty happy with that.

Tape measure said 21cm.
8.27 inches.
Rounded up (it's only fair) that just scrapes me into the top category.

Do you know what it's like to find out one day that your dick is an inch and a half bigger than you always thought it was? It's quite satisfying I can tell you. That was a good day.

That particular study I read put 8+ inches in the top 2%, but of course that's just the general public. I remember seeing a quote here once "The average RVF penis is 4 inches......from the ground"

Incidentally, yes I am also over 6 feet tall with blue eyes and a cock over 8 inches (did I mention that already?)... but I can tell every one of you with 100% honesty; All that shit is seriously overrated. I ended up on this forum for exactly the same reasons as anyone else.

Quote: (04-30-2016 06:43 AM)Tex Cruise Wrote:  

I know very few will believe me, but this is a true story.

A while back there was another dick size thread with a link to a study on average penis size but I can't find it now. Maybe it was in comments on ROK.
Anyway, that article had me thinking. 7 inches wasn't too bad.
Then I thought about when the last time I actually measured my dick was. I must have been about 13 ... 14 tops, and that was just on morning wood - not a full raging boner.

So, I figured it was time to get the tape measure out.

All that time... for over twenty years... I'd had in my mind that it was 17cm (or just under 7") and I was pretty happy with that.

Tape measure said 21cm.
8.27 inches.
Rounded up (it's only fair) that just scrapes me into the top category.

Do you know what it's like to find out one day that your dick is an inch and a half bigger than you always thought it was? It's quite satisfying I can tell you. That was a good day.

That particular study I read put 8+ inches in the top 2%, but of course that's just the general public. I remember seeing a quote here once "The average RVF penis is 4 inches......from the ground"

Incidentally, yes I am also over 6 feet tall with blue eyes and a cock over 8 inches (did I mention that already?)... but I can tell every one of you with 100% honesty; All that shit is seriously overrated. I ended up on this forum for exactly the same reasons as anyone else.

Quote: (04-30-2016 06:43 AM)Tex Cruise Wrote:  

A while back there was another dick size thread with a link to a study on average penis size but I can't find it now. Maybe it was in comments on ROK.
Anyway, that article had me thinking. 7 inches wasn't too bad.

Sigh ... I have mixed feelings about all this but here it goes. You are likely referring to a study that I linked to in this post.. Since then I have become sufficiently technologically advanced to post actual images.

I said at the time and will reiterate here that the main take aways should be that 1. the average length is much smaller than porn or anonymous on-line polls would suggest and 2. the vast majority of us are within a relatively narrow range of variation, in other words for most of us chicks probably can't tell the difference anyway so it's not worth worrying about.

Also keep in mind that the length was measured not from the skin but pressed to the bone along the dorsal surface (i.e. the front side you see when looking down).

I don't want to brag but this is me.



Just imagine what I can do with my dick

Quote: (04-30-2016 09:12 AM)realologist Wrote:  

I don't want to brag but this is me.



Just imagine what I can do with my dick

Done:

All's I can say is, this thread is definitely going the direction I had hoped.



Again, assuming their aren't too many fibbers around here, I find it interesting how few people are actually in the "average" length camp. I wonder if there is a correlation between penis size and testosterone output.

I know this dude from back east who is one of the biggest cry-baby chumps I've met in my life, but dude's got a huge dick. It's one of the main reasons he even gets laid - girls end up catching word of it and want to check it out just out of interest. I'm not that close to the dude, but one of my best friends is really good friends with him - and he has told me he actually over heard a girl talking to another girl about it when he wasn't around like "Yeah he is a total goofball, but I guess he has a huge dick so I want to hook up with him just to see what it's about."

Size does talk. That said, most every girl is pretty bad at gaging dick size. I may have a 6"-6.5" dick, but I could put it in a girl's head beforehand that it's 7.5"+ and when she saw it she wouldn't question it.

I thought the poll said flaccid penis when I voted

And I'm being modest...

Poll 2:

Are you a shower or grower?

This thread not on my




WNP

This thread

Quote: (04-29-2016 11:42 PM)Anabasis to Desta Wrote:  

^ What sort of feedback have you been getting from girls now that you've added inches to your cock? Do they even notice?

It's hard to say what the difference in response is because it took 3 years to put on an inch and a half with a semi-consistent routine. The last 4 years has been maintenance because once you hit diminishing returns you have to do like eight different exercises and spend an hour every day on it to get another quarter inch, no thanks.

When I quit doing the PE routine (usually because of roommates or boredom), my size would go down a little bit, but it would come right back as soon as I started up again, like a muscle memory.

So if I was fucking the same girl while I was getting back into my routine, she would notice right away and make a nice comment about it.

As far as feedback, every girl has told me that I had a big dick, so I don't really listen to them. It's more for my own satisfaction than anything.

Quote: (04-30-2016 12:07 AM)cubanlinx Wrote:  

@Hannibal, you're goddamn right it works. At least one person gets it.
I've been at it for around 6 weeks. A slight increase in girth and 0.5 inches in length.
Most of us lift. A half an hour for jelqing is no big sacrifice. It's something quite productive.

I don't even do a half hour, it was more like ten or twenty minutes of jelqing before bedtime. I learned about it before I saw that one forum where they say you need to warmup, stretch, do four or five different exercises, stretch, cooldown, you get the idea.

Hey guys, I'm still waiting for NASA to email me the results. Apparently the hubble telescope is out of action at the moment. Should I submit an estimate or wait for the official results?

Sorry, I can't contribute to this poll since you didn't include YUGE as an option.

^ If it's YUGE you aren't even in the same league as this thread. Put that Trump card away.

Quote: (04-29-2016 04:50 PM)RoastBeefCurtains4Me Wrote:  

Does anybody know if it's possible to make my dick longer?

Viagra will supersize your dick for the time required.

I feel sorry for guys whose dicks are below average in size, and the reason is as follows - there is no greater ego boost for a man when, upon unveiling his schlong, he hears such words as "OMG it's huge." I'm a short man, so I definitely suffer from short-man oppression in day to day life. But in the bedroom, when the clothes come off, I definitely have big dick privilege.

I am sorry to disappoint you all, but I have the biggest one.
This is a picture of me on the beach with a slut:

Quote: (04-30-2016 06:43 AM)Tex Cruise Wrote:  

I know very few will believe me, but this is a true story.

A while back there was another dick size thread with a link to a study on average penis size but I can't find it now. Maybe it was in comments on ROK.
Anyway, that article had me thinking. 7 inches wasn't too bad.
Then I thought about when the last time I actually measured my dick was. I must have been about 13 ... 14 tops, and that was just on morning wood - not a full raging boner.

So, I figured it was time to get the tape measure out.

All that time... for over twenty years... I'd had in my mind that it was 17cm (or just under 7") and I was pretty happy with that.

Tape measure said 21cm.
8.27 inches.
Rounded up (it's only fair) that just scrapes me into the top category.

Do you know what it's like to find out one day that your dick is an inch and a half bigger than you always thought it was? It's quite satisfying I can tell you. That was a good day.

That particular study I read put 8+ inches in the top 2%, but of course that's just the general public. I remember seeing a quote here once "The average RVF penis is 4 inches......from the ground"

Incidentally, yes I am also over 6 feet tall with blue eyes and a cock over 8 inches (did I mention that already?)... but I can tell every one of you with 100% honesty; All that shit is seriously overrated. I ended up on this forum for exactly the same reasons as anyone else.

I grew two inches taller some time in my early 20's, long after I'd stopped measuring how tall I was. I didn't find out until I was 40 that I was 6' 2", not 6' 0". A nurse was giving me a physical for life insurance that I got through a new job, and when she said 6'2", I said, "That's not right!".

But it was!

Looking back, I believe it happened when I was 23. I remember there were some guys I worked with, who I thought were pretty tall, then later I thought, "You know, those guys aren't that tall. I wonder why I thought they were?".

So, new poll: would you rather be surprised to find out your dick is an inch long than you thought, or find out you're an inch taller than you thought?

Quote: (04-30-2016 10:34 AM)General Stalin Wrote:  

Again, assuming their aren't too many fibbers around here, I find it interesting how few people are actually in the "average" length camp. I wonder if there is a correlation between penis size and testosterone output.

Well, the group responding is self selected. It's more likely that guys who are above average will respond. But it's clear the poll data here is garbage. I think there's an awful lot of lying, to one degree or another, intentional or not, polluting the data set beyond the self selecting nature of the respondents.

I'm thinking those published nomographs are lowballing (hehe) things. The RVF poll result looks like a normal distribution but some jokers picked the highest or lowest category for fun.

6 to 6.5" probably is average and not the 95th percentile.

This thread is most definitely going in the direction OP was hoping for.

Quote: (04-30-2016 02:19 PM)RoastBeefCurtains4Me Wrote:  

I grew two inches taller some time in my early 20's, long after I'd stopped measuring how tall I was. I didn't find out until I was 40 that I was 6' 2", not 6' 0". A nurse was giving me a physical for life insurance that I got through a new job, and when she said 6'2", I said, "That's not right!".

But it was!

It's easy to miss changes as they happen slowly. I went up 2 1/2 shoe sizes sometime during my mid-30's. The Podiatrist just shrugged and said "It's not uncommon."

I was initially-surprised when a tailor was trying to dress me for a wedding told me I had 'over a half-metre of neck'. I guess the change had never really registered because it happened slowly. Later, I've left the shop and am walking around thinking "Yeah man, I have over a half-metre of neck." A couple of blocks later I realised it didn't matter or not because I was now leaning against a wall picking dog crap out of my shoes with a stick. The universe keeps you humble.

The dong? I just always grin and tell them "Dunno. I've never measured it." (I did once a teen, was relieved, never bothered since). It's better to tease than give a straight answer.

You want to know a Major-league Sloot tell? A girl I was with once gave me an estimate because she'd measured the width of her palms. Sheepish grin and blush: "I just like knowing."