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04-29-2016, 04:27 PM
8.5+ will be a resounding winner no matter what is true or not. The easiest person to lie to is always yourself. For the record my dick is 100000000000 inches long and 1000 inches wide.
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04-29-2016, 04:29 PM
All claims of 8 in or more require picture proof... no homo
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04-29-2016, 04:36 PM
Make votes public, that'll be entertaining.
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04-29-2016, 04:38 PM
I'm going to start another thread for Gayest Thread on RVF. I bet this one wins.
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04-29-2016, 04:44 PM
Even if she said you are the biggest she had, she did lie to you!
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04-29-2016, 04:46 PM
Next up: How much do you earn per year? (with everyone earning over $100 000 / year of course)
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04-29-2016, 04:50 PM
Does anybody know if it's possible to make my dick longer?
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04-29-2016, 04:51 PM
3 guys measured their dicks as the distance between the asshole and the tip.
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04-29-2016, 04:52 PM
I voted the maximum just to make you all feel insignificant ;-)
BTW, girls tell me girth is equally important, if not more so. My personal experience suggests that it's really more about compatibility. If you hook up with some wilderbeast and it feels like you're throwing a salami into the kitchen then you may just find yourself something younger/tighter. Otherwise it's silly to get stressed out about a short length - unless perhaps you're below 4.5 inches.
Personal opinions - not meaning to crush/insult anyone.
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04-29-2016, 04:56 PM
Quote: (04-29-2016 04:55 PM)Handsome Creepy Eel Wrote:
Quote: (04-29-2016 04:50 PM)RoastBeefCurtains4Me Wrote:
Does anybody know if it's possible to make my dick longer? ![[Image: angel.gif]](https://rooshvforum.network/images/smilies/angel.gif)
Inserting it into Lindy West's rancid pussy is guaranteed to increase its length by at least 2 inches.
The choice is yours, brave warrior!
Does it have to be rancid? What if she cleans up real good first?
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04-29-2016, 05:04 PM
Looks like a normal distribution when you ignore the liars.
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04-29-2016, 05:07 PM
Quote: (04-29-2016 04:50 PM)RoastBeefCurtains4Me Wrote:
Does anybody know if it's possible to make my dick longer? ![[Image: angel.gif]](https://rooshvforum.network/images/smilies/angel.gif)
Your name seems oddly appropriate now.
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