[Pride male]

Jokes aside. Girth > length.

[Paracelsus]

(05-04-2016 05:19 AM)Pride male Wrote:  

Jokes aside. Girth > length.

Put a question mark on the end of that, and you've got a johnbozzzzzzzzz thread.

[General Stalin]

Anyone else's dick ribbed for her pleasure?

I'm pretty damn pleased with my member, to be candid. It doesn't have any weird ass hook to it. Veins aren't over the top like some 5% BF body builder's forearm. Circumcised but no ugly scar tissue or discoloration. It's firmness when erect is very adequate. You know what I mean; sometimes you watch a porno and some dudes have soft ass boners. Like they got a big dick but it's like a soft stick of butter. I can't jerk off to that c'mon...

[Sam Malone]

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sometimes you watch a porno and some dudes have soft ass boners. Like they got a big dick but it's like a soft stick of butter. I can't jerk off to that c'mon...

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big dick but it's like a soft stick of butter. I can't jerk off to that

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I can't jerk off to that

[h3ltrsk3ltr]

Jesus, this thread is already 9 inches long...

I mean pages!

[TheOllam]

Been trying to avoid this thread, but like a train wreck, it got my attention.

And wouldn't you know it a new article from the Sun!

Does Penis Size Really Matter?

"The length and shape of man's member and whether it makes sex better for a woman is an age-old question, but now a new study has found the answer.

A new worldwide survey asked both men and women what they thought the average size of a penis was and what their ideal length would be.

The results were broken down by country and then by gender and the women were also asked how important size was to them."

"Surprisingly, gender made a difference to the results of both average size and ideal length, as women expected less for both sections.

On average, women thought the average penis length was 5.4 inches, with their ideal size measuring 6.2 inches.

But for men, the average size penis was believed to be 5.5 inches and the ideal length came to 6.5 inches."

"Just over two-thirds of the respondents (67.4 per cent), answered that size is "Somewhat Important", but only 11.2 per cent said it was "Very Important".

This should be a confidence boost for our lesser endowed brethren, as females lack the brain capacity to measure and compare abstract shapes in their mind, leading them to underestimate sizes. All you <5 guys have a chance, if you have game of course.

As for me, I talk less and whip it out when it's time. I call this "Big Cock" game, but requires careful deployment and timing as to not scare her away with my all powerful genitalia.

[samsamsam]

(05-04-2016 11:08 AM)General Stalin Wrote:  

Anyone else's dick ribbed for her pleasure?

I'm pretty damn pleased with my member, to be candid. It doesn't have any weird ass hook to it. Veins aren't over the top like some 5% BF body builder's forearm. Circumcised but no ugly scar tissue or discoloration. It's firmness when erect is very adequate. You know what I mean; sometimes you watch a porno and some dudes have soft ass boners. Like they got a big dick but it's like a soft stick of butter. I can't jerk off to that c'mon...

With that much detail you might as well post a pic. Put it next to a Coke can

[General Stalin]

(05-04-2016 12:36 PM)samsamsam Wrote:  

(05-04-2016 11:08 AM)General Stalin Wrote:  

Anyone else's dick ribbed for her pleasure?

I'm pretty damn pleased with my member, to be candid. It doesn't have any weird ass hook to it. Veins aren't over the top like some 5% BF body builder's forearm. Circumcised but no ugly scar tissue or discoloration. It's firmness when erect is very adequate. You know what I mean; sometimes you watch a porno and some dudes have soft ass boners. Like they got a big dick but it's like a soft stick of butter. I can't jerk off to that c'mon...

With that much detail you might as well post a pic. Put it next to a Coke can

You mean like one of these ones?

[samsamsam]

I was thinking of a crushed one.

[General Stalin]

[weambulance]

(05-04-2016 12:59 PM)General Stalin Wrote:  

(05-04-2016 12:36 PM)samsamsam Wrote:  

(05-04-2016 11:08 AM)General Stalin Wrote:  

Anyone else's dick ribbed for her pleasure?

I'm pretty damn pleased with my member, to be candid. It doesn't have any weird ass hook to it. Veins aren't over the top like some 5% BF body builder's forearm. Circumcised but no ugly scar tissue or discoloration. It's firmness when erect is very adequate. You know what I mean; sometimes you watch a porno and some dudes have soft ass boners. Like they got a big dick but it's like a soft stick of butter. I can't jerk off to that c'mon...

With that much detail you might as well post a pic. Put it next to a Coke can

You mean like one of these ones?

No, no. They make those 7.5 ounce cans that are pretty much the same proportion as normal cans, just scaled down.



Like that. Any normal guy would look yuuuge next to that.

[Suits]

(05-04-2016 12:35 PM)TheOllam Wrote:  

...only 11.2 per cent said it was "Very Important".[/i]

[General Stalin]

Who here think size queens are almost invariably 5's/6's?

A slutty 5/10 opened me on OKC last night with just a ";-)" message so I played. I move the discussion to sexual innuendo quickly and she comes in with this line:

"Yeah I'm picky, I like my man tall, handsome, and with a big dick."

There is 0% about this woman that deserves a good looking guy who's hung like a John Holmes.

I guess it's just because these types know they can't compete with attractive women so instead they raise their own selling price to create the illusion of being higher value. That classic case of 6's acting like they're 10's

[aSimpNamedBrokeback]

Me in the locker room when the Korean dudes are changing.

[debeguiled]

(05-08-2016 10:14 AM)General Stalin Wrote:  

Who here think size queens are almost invariably 5's/6's?

A slutty 5/10 opened me on OKC last night with just a ";-)" message so I played. I move the discussion to sexual innuendo quickly and she comes in with this line:

"Yeah I'm picky, I like my man tall, handsome, and with a big dick."

There is 0% about this woman that deserves a good looking guy who's hung like a John Holmes.

I guess it's just because these types know they can't compete with attractive women so instead they raise their own selling price to create the illusion of being higher value. That classic case of 6's acting like they're 10's

Bosch is probably right about the dismissive-avoidants online rejecting everyone before they can be rejected.

[Anabasis to Desta]

(05-03-2016 01:33 AM)Hades Wrote:  

It would be funny to see the old bait and switch, somebody asks for boricuas dick pic in thread and Anabasis goes "waddaya some kind of fag?" I'd rep twice to see something that funny.

Shout out to Mercenary for not taking the bait. I never saved the pic. It was just a ploy on my part to bait Mercenary into requesting a dick pic so i could shame him for it. He passed the shit test with flying colors.

Other guys however have been exposed for who they really are. A couple dudes publicly demanded the dick pic which is bad enough. But, over a dozen more PM'ed me ... humbly & awkwardly requesting a picture of Boricua's dick. (I would have done the same)

I had to endure the pain of disappointing a bunch of dick thirsty homos. I love you guys regardless.

[philosophical_recovery]

(05-08-2016 12:21 PM)Anabasis to Desta Wrote:  

(05-03-2016 01:33 AM)Hades Wrote:  

It would be funny to see the old bait and switch, somebody asks for boricuas dick pic in thread and Anabasis goes "waddaya some kind of fag?" I'd rep twice to see something that funny.

Shout out to Mercenary for not taking the bait. I never saved the pic. It was just a ploy on my part to bait Mercenary into requesting a dick pic so i could shame him for it. He passed the shit test with flying colors.

Other guys however have been exposed for who they really are. A couple dudes publicly demanded the dick pic which is bad enough. But, over a dozen more PM'ed me ... humbly & awkwardly requesting a picture of Boricua's dick. (I would have done the same)

I had to endure the pain of disappointing a bunch of dick thirsty homos. I love you guys regardless.

[MiscBrah]

(05-08-2016 12:21 PM)Anabasis to Desta Wrote:  

Shout out to Mercenary for not taking the bait. I never saved the pic. It was just a ploy on my part to bait Mercenary into requesting a dick pic so i could shame him for it. He passed the shit test with flying colors.

Other guys however have been exposed for who they really are. A couple dudes publicly demanded the dick pic which is bad enough. But, over a dozen more PM'ed me ... humbly & awkwardly requesting a picture of Boricua's dick. (I would have done the same)

I had to endure the pain of disappointing a bunch of dick thirsty homos. I love you guys regardless.

Don't be fooled fellow brahs. He still has it. He just doesn't want to share.

[General Stalin]

^ A2D with BK's dick pic like...

[Anabasis to Desta]

We deserve to know Anabasis,
Boricua member is our heritage!

Don't deny us!

[Anabasis to Desta]

^9 inches (23 cm) of dick is plenty of homo to go around. Almost 300 guys voted in this poll. That is 0.8 millimeters of prime dick for each and every one of us.

Would have definitely shared if i had it.

[Dusty]

"Take care of those boners for me" is available as a signature line to any of those bruhs who PM'd Anabasis.

[AnonymousBosch]

(05-08-2016 10:14 AM)General Stalin Wrote:  

A slutty 5/10 opened me on OKC last night with just a ";-)" message so I played. I move the discussion to sexual innuendo quickly and she comes in with this line:

"Yeah I'm picky, I like my man tall, handsome, and with a big dick."

"Huh. So how's that working out for you?"

or, flip the script to call her on her bullshit:

"That's fair. Hey, can you send me some casual pics of you with your last few boyfriends so I can see if I'm remotely in the league of what you deserve."

She'll make excuses. Stay on target. "No, I'm serious. Otherwise, I'll always always be wondering if you liked me as a person or if you were just Dumpster Diving with me because you thought I'd be an easy lay. I seem to get used by girls for sex a lot."

She's a 5/10, its not like you'd want to close anyway. Might as well have some fun with it.

[porscheguy]

(05-08-2016 03:54 PM)AnonymousBosch Wrote:  

(05-08-2016 10:14 AM)General Stalin Wrote:  

A slutty 5/10 opened me on OKC last night with just a ";-)" message so I played. I move the discussion to sexual innuendo quickly and she comes in with this line:

"Yeah I'm picky, I like my man tall, handsome, and with a big dick."

"Huh. So how's that working out for you?"

or, flip the script to call her on her bullshit:

"That's fair. Hey, can you send me some casual pics of you with your last few boyfriends so I can see if I'm remotely in the league of what you deserve."

She'll make excuses. Stay on target. "No, I'm serious. Otherwise, I'll always always be wondering if you liked me as a person or if you were just Dumpster Diving with me because you thought I'd be an easy lay. I seem to get used by girls for sex a lot."

She's a 5/10, its not like you'd want to close anyway. Might as well have some fun with it.

If some girl said that to me, I'd send them that cave pic suits posted above followed by a question mark.

IRL, the appropriate reply is to crank up the level of asshole to over 9000 and ask if the big dick demand is because she's used up and worn out. It could lead to tears or violence, but since she's probably a 5, who cares?

I've banged a couple of size queen types. They're all 5s or below, maybe a 6 at best is they clean up real well. Most looked decent when they were younger, but they let themselves go to shit after dropping a kid. They tend to have stretch marks and everything starts falling all over the place as the clothes come off. Most are loose. They don't do kegels. Fucking them is like fucking a bowl of warm jello.

[AnonymousBosch]

(05-08-2016 05:09 PM)porscheguy Wrote:  

IRL, the appropriate reply is to crank up the level of asshole to over 9000 and ask if the big dick demand is because she's used up and worn out. It could lead to tears or violence, but since she's probably a 5, who cares?

Go with what works for you.

I find girls can handwave any direct insult away due to their inflated ego.

My tactic is to start with the insult you want to say - (Insult A) - then quickly go backwards in the logic chain in how you arrive at A.

So maybe you end up with Statement B and and Statement C that, together, logically lead to A.

You drop B and C first in a friendly, non-aggressive way, and then watch as she logically-infers A of her own accord, thereby doing the work of insulting herself.

This way the attack comes from within, when she's expecting to deflect attacks from without.

That being said:

As I've aged, I have little interest even engaging negative girls in this manner. It's not out of fear of combat, but, disinterest in engaging with the dysfunction, because they are poisonous to the soul of a good man. I've seen and heard it all, you know? Their lives are their own and they can ruin them however they want. I have no interest in instructing or berating them. I simply seek out more engaging company, and I'd include my own in that statement.