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05-21-2015, 05:10 PM
I've been dating a couple chicks. Good, sweet girls.
I usually default to plush teddy bears for their birthdays.
Cost is minimal but girls love them.
What do you guys give?
Discuss.
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05-21-2015, 05:23 PM
Bag of skittles.
Take care of those titties for me.
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05-21-2015, 05:24 PM
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05-21-2015, 05:48 PM
Flowers or I cook dinner for them
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05-21-2015, 05:49 PM
Usually something sex for them to wear.
My last girl I took out for dinner and drinks.
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05-21-2015, 05:50 PM
Cooking dinner for them is my go to.
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05-21-2015, 05:51 PM
Flavored lube so my dick tastes better in their mouths.
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05-21-2015, 06:06 PM
A box. Then I cut a hole in that box. Then I put my dick in that box. My present is my dick in a box.
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05-21-2015, 06:15 PM
Quote: (05-21-2015 06:06 PM)ryanf Wrote:
A box. Then I cut a hole in that box. Then I put my dick in that box. My present is my dick in a box.
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05-21-2015, 06:26 PM
Earrings. Especially hand made ones that fit her style. Girls love unique one-of-a-kind jewelry. This stuffs usually cheap at $20 or so too.
I think earrings like this shows just the right amount of sentimentality and being in tune with a girls desires without coming across as a big deal. My mother actually told me this and it's worked like a charm every time I gave some nice handmade jewelry to a sweet girl.
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05-21-2015, 06:33 PM
A text message saying happy birthday. Never gave a girl a gift that I wasn't dating.
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05-21-2015, 07:36 PM
Plushie or cooking breakfast. Usually give them cock after.
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05-21-2015, 07:47 PM
In all seriousness though, don't buy them something physical. Give them some sort of experience. Doesn't have to be fancy or expensive, as long as it's personal. She will move on and fuck a bunch of other dudes, and they'll probably splash cum on the teddy bear or whatever you bought for them. But, as Menace so aptly put it that I decided to make it part of my signature, an experience is in her head and no guy can ever jizz on it. Especially if you give her good enough sex, you want every guy after you to fucking hate your guts because she's judging them for not living up to the standards you set.
That's a damn good gift to leave with them.
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05-21-2015, 08:16 PM
Tea bags.
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05-22-2015, 12:15 AM
Anything with no resale value is an adequate gift for a woman.
Flowers, lingerie, good.
Jewelry, electronics, not good.
But since you dont consider them anything more than "harem girls" in spite of them being "good and sweet", give them sex.
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05-22-2015, 12:23 AM
I hope none of you guys are dating my sister.
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05-22-2015, 09:13 AM
Happy Mothers Day Card with monopoly money.