I can't have sex with your personality, and I can't put my penis in your college degree, and I can't shove my fist in your childhood dreams, so why are you sharing all this information with me?
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I can't have sex with your personality, and I can't put my penis in your college degree, and I can't shove my fist in your childhood dreams, so why are you sharing all this information with me?
Quote: (02-27-2015 03:03 PM)Atlantic Wrote:
Paracelsus must really enjoy this thread. He has liked over 95% of the posts.
95%? I was sure my own posts couldn't have made up more than 2 or 3%, so which 2-3% did I miss?
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Outstanding thread
Had to come out of retirement for this one
Had to come out of retirement for this one
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Like this post before Paracelsus to win fantastic prizes.
Such a enlightening thread... really makes you rethink everything you thought you knew about the world and how it works
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This is paracelsus each time he clicks on this thread to check for new posts:
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I went out to a different town last night to go out. After the club I got into a massive fight against 30+ local white knights. Why? Because one cheeky bitch started shoving me in the club.
Obviously I'm gonna shove back. This inspired hatred from WKs on the dancefloor who were trying to group up on me. The bouncers saw the beta behaviour of the WK and told them to calm the fuck down.
As the club is closing I hear 5 different people saying there's gonna be trouble waiting for me outside. They were right. 30 or so WK came up talking shit, but were too scared to hit me in the face, instead they went for bitch shots to the back of my head.
Despite their numbers, their pussyness means I was barely hurt. 2 black eyes and a cut nose, no big deal. I could sense the fear in them so as they were walking I chased them down and told them to "go home". They all left like little girls.
Unlike the WKs, I had no trouble from the bouncers. One guy even agreed that this all started over some dumb bitch pushing me.
So guys the reason I'm sharing this is to show you the power one bitch can have over 30 WKs. I was safe that night, but I'm sure you can imagine how nasty shit can get out there. Better to just avoid it in most cases.
But also, was this beta?
Obviously I'm gonna shove back. This inspired hatred from WKs on the dancefloor who were trying to group up on me. The bouncers saw the beta behaviour of the WK and told them to calm the fuck down.
As the club is closing I hear 5 different people saying there's gonna be trouble waiting for me outside. They were right. 30 or so WK came up talking shit, but were too scared to hit me in the face, instead they went for bitch shots to the back of my head.
Despite their numbers, their pussyness means I was barely hurt. 2 black eyes and a cut nose, no big deal. I could sense the fear in them so as they were walking I chased them down and told them to "go home". They all left like little girls.
Unlike the WKs, I had no trouble from the bouncers. One guy even agreed that this all started over some dumb bitch pushing me.
So guys the reason I'm sharing this is to show you the power one bitch can have over 30 WKs. I was safe that night, but I'm sure you can imagine how nasty shit can get out there. Better to just avoid it in most cases.
But also, was this beta?
Quote: (02-28-2015 03:42 PM)redbeard Wrote:
I went out to a different town last night to go out. After the club I got into a massive fight against 30+ local white knights. Why? Because one cheeky bitch started shoving me in the club.
Obviously I'm gonna shove back. This inspired hatred from WKs on the dancefloor who were trying to group up on me. The bouncers saw the beta behaviour of the WK and told them to calm the fuck down.
As the club is closing I hear 5 different people saying there's gonna be trouble waiting for me outside. They were right. 30 or so WK came up talking shit, but were too scared to hit me in the face, instead they went for bitch shots to the back of my head.
Despite their numbers, their pussyness means I was barely hurt. 2 black eyes and a cut nose, no big deal. I could sense the fear in them so as they were walking I chased them down and told them to "go home". They all left like little girls.
Unlike the WKs, I had no trouble from the bouncers. One guy even agreed that this all started over some dumb bitch pushing me.
So guys the reason I'm sharing this is to show you the power one bitch can have over 30 WKs. I was safe that night, but I'm sure you can imagine how nasty shit can get out there. Better to just avoid it in most cases.
Top that motherfuckers!
Fixed it for you.
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Quote: (02-28-2015 10:11 AM)IvanDrago Wrote:
Like this post before Paracelsus to win fantastic prizes.
What the fuck did I win? A Dubai ports potty? My choice from the you would you hang thread? Preferably what you consider a 10 thread
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Quote: (02-28-2015 06:03 PM)samsamsam Wrote:
Quote: (02-28-2015 10:11 AM)IvanDrago Wrote:
Like this post before Paracelsus to win fantastic prizes.
What the fuck did I win? A Dubai ports potty? My choice from the you would you hang thread? Preferably what you consider a 10 thread
Man, this forum gets darker every day.
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