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So my question is: once you hit the 40s is what you are left with the scaps at the bottom of the barrell?
Yes.
Eat. Sleep. Approach. Repeat.
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So my question is: once you hit the 40s is what you are left with the scaps at the bottom of the barrell?
Quote:Quote:That's the ugliest, oldest 40 year old I've ever seen.
Quote: (02-10-2015 06:15 AM)SteveMcMahon Wrote:
First of all, this is the greatest thread title of all time.
Secondly, would not bang.
I would not bang her, Sam-I-Am
I would not bang her hairy clam.
I would not bang her here or there
I would not bang her anywhere.
Quote: (02-12-2015 01:13 AM)eljeffster Wrote:
Quote: (02-10-2015 06:15 AM)SteveMcMahon Wrote:
First of all, this is the greatest thread title of all time.
Secondly, would not bang.
I would not bang her, Sam-I-Am
I would not bang her hairy clam.
I would not bang her here or there
I would not bang her anywhere.
I would not bang her on a train
I would not bang her in a plane.
I would not bang that rancid pot
I would not bang the anti-hot
I would not bang and tell my friends
I would not bang were the world to end.
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Is it that once most people - men and women - hit the age of 40 they turn the off switch in taking care of themselves both physically and mentally?
I go to the gym regulary, not because I am in desperate need to get myself a man but because I am an older woman who wants to be able to have a long healthy life with her family. I see myself still getting out there in my 80s, walking, dancing and enjoying my life.
So my question is: once you hit the 40s is what you are left with the scaps at the bottom of the barrell?
Quote: (02-12-2015 10:33 PM)El Chinito loco Wrote:
If you brush at least twice a day it's almost impossible to have fucked up teeth like that. I'm guessing this hag has a habit of not brushing at all which is disgusting.
In addition to having a busted face and personality her breath probably smells like a waste bin outside of a trucker dive bar.
Imagine having a relationship with someone who is just too lazy to brush their fucking teeth. Imagine how many strange cocks she has sucked and then went to kiss some other chump later. How many New Zealand men unknowingly swapped cum from this whore's mouth.
So gross.
Quote: (02-13-2015 12:04 AM)RexImperator Wrote:
I still can't forget the grilled cheese sandwich...
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Quote: (02-11-2015 04:06 AM)Handsome Creepy Eel Wrote:
Must refrain from New Zealand jokes...
It does make sense now though.
If you're a farmer the choices are..
Fuck sheep
or
ugly trannie looking hag at the local watering hole with tattoos and a foul mouth.
*flips coin*
No, the only real dependable alternative is Asian girls. There are hordes of them walking around Auckland in their nauseatingly girly (fashionable and stylish) clothes that show off their anorexic (thin and healthy) bodies. While a lot of them stick to their own race, there are plenty of new immigrants or students away from the constraints of their families for the first time and receptive to western dick and lots of it.
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Quote: (02-10-2015 12:03 PM)speakeasy Wrote:
Can you imagine what her vaginal hygiene must be like?
Yes, I can.
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