Quote: (06-26-2018 09:48 AM)WestIndianArchie Wrote:
"Are you looking for sex or a relationship?"
"I am not looking, I am open to auditions"
This usually works because it's cheeky and girls usually want to have the final word so it sets it up for banter.
I also have responded with "actually looking for pen pals" which is neither here or there. Some girls find it hilarious, some get pissed off but I love this line.
Quote: (06-27-2018 03:17 PM)coverdoc Wrote:
So to piggy back off WIA tinder question, what's some of you guys favorite infield pick up lines? (Everyone has at least one)
I mainly have lines for shit tests and bantering, when girls try and give me shit.
The main 'opener' I have is "do you look at every guy like that or just me?"
"Like what?"
*pull a silly, sexy face with eye squint (1000 yard look) followed by a shit eating grin*
Another is the literal "what you drinking". When I am at the bar, I usually place myself next to the hottest woman and look over my shoulder, look at her and ask her what she is drinking. Head nod optional but good for breaking rapport.
If she hasn't ordered, I will just smile and be like cool - they usually think I might buy them a drink but I generally don't.
I will also tease them about choice of drink, depending...
- "that's cute"
- "oh I remember my first night out"
- "you look like a fun drinking buddy/great babysitter"
etc., you gotta suss out her vibe early.
The funny thing is with these ones, they will really put forth an effort in those 60 seconds if they think they can get one. I might buy them a shot or a drink, depending. I don't give a fuck about $5.
If she has already ordered, same MO but ask her 'is it any good?'.
You'd be amazed at how many women will pass their drink to you to try. Compliance test, boom.
Half the time, I will just leave them with a smile/hug and then revisit them later on. Something psychological about the revisit that makes it smooth.
As for outright openers, I will say any kind of shit.
Last couple of openers:
1)
In grocery store, go to get avocados and a hottie (8) is also there.
me: you stole the last good ones didn't you?
her: I hope so!
me: ah they're either too hard or too soft
her: I prefer them too soft
me: said no one ever
she laughs- could have rambled into swiss chard vs english spinach or looked at her basket and guessed what she is making or introduced myself etc. Instead I walked off, continuing on my original mission.
2)
In smoking area of club, girl walking past with a grandiose tattoo on her arm.
*gently grab her arm*
She looks at her arm and then looks at me, I am scanning her arm.
"What is this?" - breaking rapport
"Oh it's a tattoo of xyz in Hebrew"
"Nice, have a seat here."
"Oh ok."
*ramble about tattoo and segue into cultural conversation while touching her tattoos*
^^ This one was mighty strange, her friend came over, I thought it was her boyfriend. Massive guy. He offered me some MDMA but I passed. I felt like I cockblocked him and they were both really nice people. Went to buy smokes and he was telling me how this girl is into me.
I thought they were swingers or into that cuckoldry shit so I turned her into my wingwoman.
They have both been messaging me to party and do drugs since.
For openers, I prefer going off the cuff and bullshitting from there. It's natural, inquisitive and I still get a rush sometimes not knowing if the shit I am saying is gonna work or not. Always self-entertaining and situational.