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10-04-2011, 12:31 AM
"hey those boots are awesome....where did you park your horse?"
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10-04-2011, 12:53 AM
"hey I was going to ask you where the nearest Staples is?"
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10-04-2011, 02:21 AM
Excuse me, I'm in the market for a statue, kinda like that one over there with its arm's up. Do you think it would look good on a third story balcony?
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10-04-2011, 06:57 AM
She's on the street and seems to be walking briskly. I'd bail.
Otherwise, what drymarro said.
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10-04-2011, 09:27 AM
"Do you ride sidesaddle with those boots?"
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10-04-2011, 09:28 AM
"You poke any animal with those heels, he'll go giddy-up."
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10-04-2011, 09:29 AM
"Those boots look a little big on you...is that so you can kick 'em off easy when the time comes?"
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10-04-2011, 09:37 AM
A woman wearing boots like that is preening. Make fun of the them. The neg is about showing her that you know she is showing off and making her feel a tiny bit guilty and self-conscious about it...and that, like the beta, are not going all jello and goofy about her effort at being sexy and desirable.
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10-04-2011, 11:52 AM
No idea for the first one. I can't see what she's holding but I'd go up to her and ask her if it's any good. Hopefully it's something that I wouldn't sound like a dumbass for asking about.
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12-26-2011, 09:40 PM
Girls on the bench (like 3rd pic in the thread): id neg the white one by complimenting her on her dressing feminine/in a dress+heels and take a quick glance down at the panties on my way over to the other one and say something to her
edit: good thread im glad i found it as i was about to make a similar one.
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12-30-2011, 01:41 PM
This was one of the best threads of the year..
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12-30-2011, 01:51 PM
Girl in boots: While pointing....I think Shaq is going to hit one of us.
Girl with smoke: Who called Esteban and when did he start wearing white?
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Train girl: I would just stand next to and try to push her buttons
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05-27-2012, 02:53 AM
Nice Chucks. Wanna fuck?
But probably "You're doing it wrong." or some cheesy shit.
+1 for hall of fame. Good thread to get going again.
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08-01-2012, 08:51 PM
I took this pic and then 'approached' and we walked around together for like 30mins. She was so shy however, didn't have time to close the deal, didn't want to settle for the number. University of Chi student.
I thought she was really beautiful.
How would you do it? This is in a museum btw.
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08-01-2012, 08:52 PM
I'd go elderly... "Is that a famous painting?"
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08-01-2012, 09:05 PM
"you look like you are a painter. no? not even your nails? wow, lame."
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08-01-2012, 09:11 PM
"I painted that. Do you like it?"
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