Quote: (12-31-2014 09:52 AM)Pride male Wrote:
Quote: (12-31-2014 09:25 AM)Dr. Howard Wrote:
She's playing societal role dressup:
teens through 20s - independent party girl
30 to 40 - short hair cut, mom weight, molly homemaker attitude
40 to 55 - kids reach teenage years, she will reach 'eat pray love' status and decides she needs to get divorced and find herself
55 to 65 - big turquoise native jewelry and crystals years. She will preach love, peace and social welfare programs
65 to death - Ignored by her children, fades into obscurity, gives her estate to charity.
Can you do one for a beta male and another for a player. Pretty please.
Challenge Accepted. Expert level: Make each line a Haiku.
Basic Bitch Beta Male
teens through 25: Lowered Honda Civic years
all sports team clothing. Weird sex with LTR 5, brags to friends about it.
25 through 30: White Knight Years
state farm agent intern. new house, new car, bought on credit. wife is in grad school.
30 through 40: Microbrew Years
Soul crushing debt load. Scale Crushing Wife in sweat pants. Jerks to porn at night.
40 through 50: Ramen Noodle years
George Costanza Bald. Wish list gift for strippers. Owned by child support.
50 through 65: 2nd gen bloodsucker years
Pays for daughter wedding. Daughter is left at the altar. Pays for paint party.
65 to death: I can die now years
Alimony end. Moves to rural Wisconsin. Fishes till he dies.
Wayward Player
teens through 25: Poosy paradise years
Disregard for Health. All girls pass boner test. STD clinic.
25 through 30: Old guy at the club years
Brutal Hangovers. At least one pregnancy scare. Joins Rooshv forum.
30 through 40: Notches in sleep years
Captures Foreign Flags. Never buys a girl a drink. Bangs lose novelty.
40 through 55: Shunned from Society years
hate from Oprah crowd. Marries much younger woman.Mom disowns him.
55 through 65: Abroad years
Open Hawaii shirt. Often in Philippines. Bastard child finds him.
65 through death:
likely dead by now. Comments on waitresses tits. Gives zero fucks.