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Hitting on Classmates
#26

Hitting on Classmates

There's never a better time to go aggressively direct than when every other guy is going indirect out of fear of rejection. A hot girl will have had several guys in practically every class since elementary school striking up conversations to try to get that pussy. I'd rather have a few hot girls thinking I'm the biggest badass they've ever met than to be every hot girl's class-friend.

Contrary to what PUA virgins will say, girls LOVE cheesy pickup lines. They should preferably be used situationally to avoid sounding canned. My goal is to get a light-hearted and flirty relationship going.

Is your name Google? Because you have everything I've been searching for.

Are you using Internet Explorer? You must like it nice and slow.

I need a little help with my Calculus. Can you integrate my natural log?

Are you a 45 degree angle? Because you're acute-y.

Were you sitting on a pile of sugar? Because you have a pretty sweet ass.

Kiss me if I'm wrong, but 1+1=5, right?

Quote: (04-25-2014 11:50 AM)Tommy Eyes Wrote:  

I totally blew gaming opportunities during my blue pill undergrad years. Heading back to community college to try out the Gio strategy (I guess I don't have to attend to game on campus, but I need the credit hours for my CPA).

I went to school for accounting too. Let girls know you're good with figures. Tell them you want to see their GAAP.

Let's go to my apartment, and you'll see an extraordinary item.

How do you feel about things in arrears?

If I help you screw Uncle Sam, can I be next?

You make my pants file for an extension
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#27

Hitting on Classmates

Quote: (04-26-2014 04:15 AM)Suq Madiq Wrote:  

There's never a better time to go aggressively direct than when every other guy is going indirect out of fear of rejection. A hot girl will have had several guys in practically every class since elementary school striking up conversations to try to get that pussy. I'd rather have a few hot girls thinking I'm the biggest badass they've ever met than to be every hot girl's class-friend.

Contrary to what PUA virgins will say, girls LOVE cheesy pickup lines. They should preferably be used situationally to avoid sounding canned. My goal is to get a light-hearted and flirty relationship going.

Is your name Google? Because you have everything I've been searching for.

Are you using Internet Explorer? You must like it nice and slow.

I need a little help with my Calculus. Can you integrate my natural log?

Are you a 45 degree angle? Because you're acute-y.

Were you sitting on a pile of sugar? Because you have a pretty sweet ass.

Kiss me if I'm wrong, but 1+1=5, right?

Quote: (04-25-2014 11:50 AM)Tommy Eyes Wrote:  

I totally blew gaming opportunities during my blue pill undergrad years. Heading back to community college to try out the Gio strategy (I guess I don't have to attend to game on campus, but I need the credit hours for my CPA).

I went to school for accounting too. Let girls know you're good with figures. Tell them you want to see their GAAP.

Let's go to my apartment, and you'll see an extraordinary item.

How do you feel about things in arrears?

If I help you screw Uncle Sam, can I be next?

You make my pants file for an extension

Accounting has really become a sausage fest. 10 years ago girls made up like 60% of accounting majors, and if you look at the percentages of women in accounting entry level percentage of women (about 50%) is less than senior associate/manager percentage (almost 60%); My intemediate and advanced accounting classes were barely half women. Barely any of them lookers-except for one foreign exchange student brazenly trying to get a green card.
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#28

Hitting on Classmates

Take a Psychology of Human Sexuality class. It's a psychology class, so 70% girls, all primed for dick.
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#29

Hitting on Classmates

Quote: (04-26-2014 04:15 AM)Suq Madiq Wrote:  

Contrary to what PUA virgins will say, girls LOVE cheesy pickup lines. They should preferably be used situationally to avoid sounding canned. My goal is to get a light-hearted and flirty relationship going.

Is your name Google? Because you have everything I've been searching for.

Are you using Internet Explorer? You must like it nice and slow.

I need a little help with my Calculus. Can you integrate my natural log?

Are you a 45 degree angle? Because you're acute-y.

Were you sitting on a pile of sugar? Because you have a pretty sweet ass.

Kiss me if I'm wrong, but 1+1=5, right?


Between the username and the brutal advice, it's safe to certify this as:

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#30

Hitting on Classmates

Use a cheesy pick up line and you'll hear the "awe that's cute" that she puts out right before considering you an orbiter. Fuck that shit.

"Until the day when God shall deign to reveal the future to man, all human wisdom is summed up in these two words,— 'Wait and hope'."- Alexander Dumas, "The Count of Monte Cristo"

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