[Global Entry]

Not really sure where to post this, but towards the end of September, I need to drive from Park City UT to Miami - part of going location independent again. I certainly wouldn't mind meeting up with some well-repped guys of you on my trip, both for the enjoyment of the meeting and also to break up my journey a bit. I won't be going through California or through the north midwest, but everything else is possible for the most part. Would be great to create some of my itinerary around that - send me a PM...

[Kabal]

Headed to Medellin soon.

Who is or will be around?

[LeightonBlackstock]

Dear Lord!

Was just lying in bed flicking through an online app

Out of curiousity, I changed the location to Chicago, America.

(Big Disclaimer: I know it's just the sample of girls on the app...)

...But GOD. I haven't seen so many ugly women in my life. Is it really that bad in America?! I'm gobsmacked!

[samsamsam]

Was thinking of grabbing a ticket to Poland/Ukraine for early next year. Anyone think prices may go lower with all the current news?

Wondering if I should hold off a week or two before buying. Thanks.

[ball dont lie]

(11-13-2015 02:33 PM)LeightonBlackstock Wrote:  

Dear Lord!

Was just lying in bed flicking through an online app

Out of curiousity, I changed the location to Chicago, America.

(Big Disclaimer: I know it's just the sample of girls on the app...)

...But GOD. I haven't seen so many ugly women in my life. Is it really that bad in America?! I'm gobsmacked!

Midwest ladies are big and scary. Those that aren't, leave for the coasts.

I'm not sure if its worse in the smaller cities surrounding Chicago or better to be honest. While the hotties for sure leave to Chicago the problem is its a huge city. The above average stay around but its a smaller environment.

Either way, lots of fatties and ugly girls (make themselves that way).

[Designate]

I love being outside of the U.S during holiday season

[Sp5]

Thought I would bump the travel lounge up.

I am in Malaga. Wonderful weather, low rents, great food, great nightlife. A bit hard dating environment for an older guy after Asia, but excellent quality of life. An underrated destination.

[Suits]

(11-18-2015 06:30 PM)Designate Wrote:  

I love being outside of the U.S during holiday season

I love it too, but Chinese 7-11's and high end department stores have decided that it is necessary to play stupid Christmas music. So, I can't escape it entirely.

[Beyond Borders]

I swear, man, more than a few months back to using toilet paper and I still can't seem to figure out how to wipe my own ass...

[Mr. Brightside]

(12-16-2015 03:33 PM)Sp5 Wrote:  

I am in Malaga. Wonderful weather, low rents, great food, great nightlife. A bit hard dating environment for an older guy after Asia, but excellent quality of life. An underrated destination.

All of Spain is fantastic. Still miss it and I'm sad I left but the career opportunity just isn't there for me right now.

[Patriarch]

Sitting in a cafe, getting some shit done. Listening to a dumpy German girl talk to a cute Vietnamese girl about cultural differences. "In Germany it's not very important for the woman to be a good cook, because men can cook too. I think in Vietnam it's more important, yes? But maybe it's ok not to be a good cook?"

No bitch, keep your lazy attitude away from here. How is this girl going to keep her future husband if she expects him to come home from work and cook dinner? She's the metaphorical fox in my hen house.

Meanwhile, I hope this is the Viet girl later...

[BrewDog]

(12-30-2015 02:09 AM)Sweet Pea Wrote:  

Sitting in a cafe, getting some shit done. Listening to a dumpy German girl talk to a cute Vietnamese girl about cultural differences. "In Germany it's not very important for the woman to be a good cook, because men can cook too. I think in Vietnam it's more important, yes? But maybe it's ok not to be a good cook?"

No bitch, keep your lazy attitude away from here. How is this girl going to keep her future husband if she expects him to come home from work and cook dinner? She's the metaphorical fox in my hen house.

I've met lots of German girls on the road. Many of them are cute and nice. But they tend to bore the shit out of me.

And maybe the scenario you're describing explains why German food sucks.

[BadgerHut]

(12-27-2015 10:57 PM)Beyond Borders Wrote:  

I swear, man, more than a few months back to using toilet paper and I still can't seem to figure out how to wipe my own ass...

Victor Pride had a hilarious riff in one of his podcasts about the Thai "bum gun" and how Western toilet paper was "for savages."

[WanderingSoul]

Toilet paper is ridiculous.

If the side of your house has a bunch of mud on it, do you go out there with a white towel and smear it around all over the place?

No, you break out the pressure washer and spray it down.

[BadgerHut]

(12-30-2015 06:09 PM)RioNomad Wrote:  

Toilet paper is ridiculous.

If the side of your house has a bunch of mud on it, do you go out there with a white towel and smear it around all over the place?

No, you break out the pressure washer and spray it down.

"If your dog takes a shit in the front room, and you clean it up, and you get some of it on your hand, do you wipe it off with toilet paper? If you're a fucking sick freak you do."

[Robert Plant]

Just got back to the states after 3 weeks in Spain with short stops in England and Mexico. I've only been in the airport for an hour but I am disturbed by the snotty attitudes of 18-29 year old women. They seem so wrapped up in themselves and almost all have a chip on their shoulders.

[storm]

(12-30-2015 06:09 PM)RioNomad Wrote:  

Toilet paper is ridiculous.

If the side of your house has a bunch of mud on it, do you go out there with a white towel and smear it around all over the place?

No, you break out the pressure washer and spray it down.

Spraying water on your butthole always seemed a little bit...homo...

[WanderingSoul]

(01-10-2016 10:33 PM)storm Wrote:  

(12-30-2015 06:09 PM)RioNomad Wrote:  

Toilet paper is ridiculous.

If the side of your house has a bunch of mud on it, do you go out there with a white towel and smear it around all over the place?

No, you break out the pressure washer and spray it down.

Spraying water on your butthole always seemed a little bit...homo...

As opposed to wrapping your fingers in very thin paper and then rubbing them around your asshole?

[BadgerHut]

(01-11-2016 12:21 AM)RioNomad Wrote:  

(01-10-2016 10:33 PM)storm Wrote:  

(12-30-2015 06:09 PM)RioNomad Wrote:  

Toilet paper is ridiculous.

If the side of your house has a bunch of mud on it, do you go out there with a white towel and smear it around all over the place?

No, you break out the pressure washer and spray it down.

Spraying water on your butthole always seemed a little bit...homo...

As opposed to wrapping your fingers in very thin paper and then rubbing them around your asshole?

[Anti-Riot]

(01-11-2016 12:21 AM)RioNomad Wrote:  

(01-10-2016 10:33 PM)storm Wrote:  

(12-30-2015 06:09 PM)RioNomad Wrote:  

Toilet paper is ridiculous.

If the side of your house has a bunch of mud on it, do you go out there with a white towel and smear it around all over the place?

No, you break out the pressure washer and spray it down.

Spraying water on your butthole always seemed a little bit...homo...

As opposed to wrapping your fingers in very thin paper and then rubbing them around your asshole?

I tried giving up toilet paper and trying the spray after I was told that it was a much cleaner option. Man, I can't even go back. Spraying is the "nuking it from orbit" of toilet hygiene, and as far as I'm concerned it's the only option.

[Mr. Pink]

So uh, I've had this fantasy for a while and I really, really wanna make it happen. I want two live-in girlfriends. I'm talking genuine, powerful connections to two 18-20 year old, 7+ girls both madly in love with me and okay with sharing me. All three of us sleeping on the same king-sized bed every night. Getting my dick licked clean by both of them on the reg. I'm rock hard just thinking about it. Knowing that there will inevitably be drama, jealousy, and passive aggressiveness between the two of them makes it even more appealing to me and I actually look forward to the challenge of managing their emotions and keeping them in line.

I'm a white, early 20's prettyboy with a decent physique and I'll be in SE Asia for the next few months so if there was ever a time to make this a reality, this is it. I'm open to pretty much ANY location in the region, my only requirements are access to cheap meat/fish/fruit/vegetables, some heavy dumbbells and a squat rack. I don't even care about having internet access.

If anyone's got any location suggestions or just general advice on making this work I'd love to hear it.

[Beyond Borders]

Only on the RVF can a thread shift from weighing the faginess of papered finger versus hose in butt to serious consideration of two live-in girlfriend logistics in the blink of an eye.

[66Scorpio]

I just got back from a week long vacation in Thailand. I went to Pattaya rather than Bangkok because of the government travel warning about political protests and the bombing last August. The catch is, I went with my Chinese girlfriend. Now you might be thinking WTF? Going to Pattaya with a girlfriend?
.
The second day we were there my girlfriend asks me: "What's with all the old white guys and short, ugly Thai women?" She was right. At 49, I felt slim and youthful compared to most of the other tourists. And while Thai women have a reputation for being gorgeous I didn't see many. We accidently turned down Soi 6 and all the bar girls were out in full force, but almost none of them would be over a 7.
.
My girlfriend offered to get me a hooker but I wasn't really interested. For the amount of sex I got from her, she sort of paid for her own airfare.
.
She's tall (5'9"), slim and pale in contrast to the local girls. Whenever I left her alone for more than 5 minutes while downtown some old guy would try to chat her up.
.
it was a great vacation but there was a bit of weirdness to it.

[Buakaw]

You seem to have a cool gf. Are most chinese girls that ok with the man fucking around?

(02-12-2016 08:06 AM)66Scorpio Wrote:  

I just got back from a week long vacation in Thailand. I went to Pattaya rather than Bangkok because of the government travel warning about political protests and the bombing last August. The catch is, I went with my Chinese girlfriend. Now you might be thinking WTF? Going to Pattaya with a girlfriend?
.
The second day we were there my girlfriend asks me: "What's with all the old white guys and short, ugly Thai women?" She was right. At 49, I felt slim and youthful compared to most of the other tourists. And while Thai women have a reputation for being gorgeous I didn't see many. We accidently turned down Soi 6 and all the bar girls were out in full force, but almost none of them would be over a 7.
.
My girlfriend offered to get me a hooker but I wasn't really interested. For the amount of sex I got from her, she sort of paid for her own airfare.
.
She's tall (5'9"), slim and pale in contrast to the local girls. Whenever I left her alone for more than 5 minutes while downtown some old guy would try to chat her up.
.
it was a great vacation but there was a bit of weirdness to it.

[Enigma]

I can't help but laugh my ass off at the thought of an Asian woman hiring a hooker for her man. They're so nurturing they won't even make you go down to the street and find your own whore. She'll probably even haggle on the price.