Hipsters are getting facial hair transplants! What in the world......edit the last post had this article posted!
Http://www.nypost.com/2014/02/25/hipster...ansplants/
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Over the years, the male population has been emasculated as being too insensitive, too aggressive and just plain boorish. Men couldn't be men and boys couldn't be boys. So now the "sensitive metrosexual" hipster whiners think they can reclaim their manhood with facial hair? Sorry, that beard is NOT going to replace the balls you've already lost.
Quote: (12-11-2013 06:48 PM)pants Wrote:
You guys need to be careful, if the hipster style keeps gaining momentum the people standing out will be the people using what was considered normal clothing in the early 2000, and by standing out you´ll become the new hipsters.
Quote: (04-18-2016 02:47 PM)Atlanta Man Wrote:
Cr33pin you are fucking hilarious! To be the anti hipster hipster just hit the gym, hipsters don't have muscle just irony...
Quote: (04-18-2016 12:20 PM)Cr33pin Wrote:
I hate hipsters.. pretty much always have. However on a brisk sunny morning in Bucharest last summer, I met up with three other RooshV forum brothers for a late breakfast. An as we sat there indulging in greasy sausages and stimulating conversation I happened to gaze upon three fellows waltzing into the cafe. Hipsters! Bloody hipsters!! I thought to myself... Then, in that moment... everything changed. The last little hipster of the herd made his way into my line of sight, an there he was in all his hipster glory. He was supporting the most magnificent beard I have ever had the pleasure of laying my eyes upon. It was magical and captivating yet I still managed to break my view of it long enough to marvel at his wardrobe. I've never seen such fitting clothes on a mere mortal... a white button up dress shirt with the sleeves rolled up tighter than virgin Asian asshole. With a fancy grey vest, matching grey slacks and black tie that would make Giorgio Armani jealous. His shoes where so shiny I could see my bewilderment in them. I never revealed my giddy admiration of the hipster to the rest of the breakfast club... But that encounter changed my destiny.
Any-who. Now I have a six month long beard that hasn't been trimmed or shaped in the slightest. I also got some custom 3 piece suits made and some grown man shoes. I feel like I am becoming a hipster... but just in style? I don't like that most hipsters are effeminate nancy boys. But I do dig the look of the hipsters who rock big beards and wear nice clothes. I'm the anti-hipster hipster.. I'm having identity issues.
Quote: (04-18-2016 12:20 PM)Cr33pin Wrote:
He was supporting the most magnificent beard I have ever had the pleasure of laying my eyes upon. It was magical and captivating yet I still managed to break my view of it long enough to marvel at his wardrobe. I've never seen such fitting clothes on a mere mortal... a white button up dress shirt with the sleeves rolled up tighter than virgin Asian asshole. With a fancy grey vest, matching grey slacks and black tie that would make Giorgio Armani jealous. His shoes where so shiny I could see my bewilderment in them. I never revealed my giddy admiration of the hipster to the rest of the breakfast club... But that encounter changed my destiny.
Quote: (09-17-2017 09:46 PM)MOVSM Wrote:
Hipster--Level 99:
Quote: (02-04-2015 06:21 AM)Brian Shima Wrote:
Hipsters are getting facial hair transplants! What in the world......edit the last post had this article posted!
Http://www.nypost.com/2014/02/25/hipster...ansplants/