Something very strange happened to me recently...
As background, I have a main girl that I've been banging for almost a year now (absent my excursion abroad this summer) and although I tried breaking up with her many times she keeps basically doing anything to just see me. She's nothing special, but she literally will do anything I say. Laundry, taking me out and paying, bringing other girls in the mix, etc. First it was offering me threesomes to be exclusive (which I wasn't), and now it's I can do whatever I want as long as she still gets to see me. It's a little crazy and scary how hung up she is on me.
About 10 days ago she randomly shows up to my apartment without notice and I'm on a date with a girl. I keep my windows open so people can hear and see most anything if they walk by. She sees this, gets very upset and leaves and bitches about it to me the next day. I don't care, she gets angry and eventually says that's fine I can fuck whoever I want as long as I use a condom.
Now with respect to my condoms, I keep them under my pillow for easy access. Main girl knows this. On Saturday morning before heading out to a polo event, I grab 2 condoms from under my pillows, leaving 5 more remaining. I get hammered, call main girl to drive me home Saturday night and she stays over. We get up and leave Sunday morning and she takes me back to get my car.
Sunday evening, my landlady messages me that she needs the iron. Since I'm not home I tell her go ahead and let yourself in and take it. She lives next to me. My landlady is a 60 year old woman who has trouble walking. But she also has this bitchy stuck up niece that lives with her, who previously delivered the iron to me. Either way, one of them took the iron back Sunday evening.
I set up a last minute date for Sunday night so I come home and get ready. I go to grab my condoms...and the remaining 5 from under my pillow are gone. Very very odd. I look around the bed, nothing. They were taken. I ask my main girl about it, she says why the hell would she take the condoms because she knows I'd just bang a girl without them anyway so she wouldn't want to facilitate that. Whatever, who cares I think.
Fast forward to Tuesday night, have another date setup. End up bringing her back to my place. Main girl has been texting me throughout the night, at 10:30pm she texts me that she found a girl who's down at a bar, and at 11pm she texts me "hey" and then at 11:03pm she calls me, which I do not answer any of it because I am with the date. Also, her friend texts me and asks me if I know where main girl is. That to me is very odd, her friend never texts me. Anyway, we bang and around 1am I take her back to her car. When I'm leaving my apartment I notice some odd wrappers but don't pay attention. When I return to my apartment, on the steps up to my place I look closer and... there are 5 open condoms with the condom half way removed in each one, strategically placed on every other step!
Needless to say, this is very strange to me and a bit alarming. They are 100% my condoms because I use a unique one that you can't buy at a store (have to order online). Also there were exactly 5, the number that went missing from under my pillow. So someone walked up to my apartment, opened up 5 condoms, took out the condom inside exactly halfway in each, and placed them on every other step. They were not there when I first went inside with the girl on the date. So they were placed there as a result of someone hearing me being with this girl.
My first thought, main girl came to visit me unannounced again, heard me banging that girl and engaged in this weird psycho shit of condom sprinkling. Maybe so the girl would see it when she left. Who knows. This is because (1) she called and texted me and I wouldn't answer, (2) she's showed up unannounced before, and (3) even her friend texted me asking if I knew where she was. I confront her and her friend who texted me, and they claim that she was at the bars with them the entire time, except for 20 minutes when they lost each other and that's why her friend texted me to see if I knew where she was. Vehemently deny it, says it sounds crazy. She keeps saying why would she steal my condoms the last thing she wants is me fucking without condoms. Also says she was with someone the entire time (when she lost her friend she was with another friend), she didn't have her car on her so she couldn't come anyway, etc. Regardless, sounds fishy. But...
I have to say I've been kind of an ass with how loudly I fuck girls at my place. There is no way people don't hear me. So the only other person that had access to my place to steal the condoms was the landlady or her niece. No way the 60 year old came around and sprinkled condoms on my steps, she can barely walk and keeps telling me how happy she is to have me as a tenant. So the other possibility is that the landlady's niece came into my apartment to get the iron, then snooped around the bed and saw the 5 condoms under the pillow and stole them? Then because I was banging again loudly she came out and did this condom placement as a warning or sign? Because she was fed up with hearing me bang all the time? I have no idea. Doesn't really make sense but she is a real bitch this niece.
I really wouldn't care but if it is my main girl then this is kind of like some weird psycho shit. Even though she knows I'm banging other girls if she's showing up and doing these things who knows how this could escalate. I highly doubt that even if it was the main girl she would ever escalate it to something dangerous, but then again how many girls steal condoms then two days later strategically place them on steps opened like that at 1am...
Wanted to post this to get some objective eyes on the topic. I live short term in places so I actually moved out of that apartment anyway. So landlady's niece if it was her is done, and I don't have to tell main girl where my new place is if I don't want to. Nonetheless, it will bug me if I can't determine who it is. Also if I should still see main girl given she may be a psycho. Any thoughts? Everyone I told so far said it has to be the main girl...
As background, I have a main girl that I've been banging for almost a year now (absent my excursion abroad this summer) and although I tried breaking up with her many times she keeps basically doing anything to just see me. She's nothing special, but she literally will do anything I say. Laundry, taking me out and paying, bringing other girls in the mix, etc. First it was offering me threesomes to be exclusive (which I wasn't), and now it's I can do whatever I want as long as she still gets to see me. It's a little crazy and scary how hung up she is on me.
About 10 days ago she randomly shows up to my apartment without notice and I'm on a date with a girl. I keep my windows open so people can hear and see most anything if they walk by. She sees this, gets very upset and leaves and bitches about it to me the next day. I don't care, she gets angry and eventually says that's fine I can fuck whoever I want as long as I use a condom.
Now with respect to my condoms, I keep them under my pillow for easy access. Main girl knows this. On Saturday morning before heading out to a polo event, I grab 2 condoms from under my pillows, leaving 5 more remaining. I get hammered, call main girl to drive me home Saturday night and she stays over. We get up and leave Sunday morning and she takes me back to get my car.
Sunday evening, my landlady messages me that she needs the iron. Since I'm not home I tell her go ahead and let yourself in and take it. She lives next to me. My landlady is a 60 year old woman who has trouble walking. But she also has this bitchy stuck up niece that lives with her, who previously delivered the iron to me. Either way, one of them took the iron back Sunday evening.
I set up a last minute date for Sunday night so I come home and get ready. I go to grab my condoms...and the remaining 5 from under my pillow are gone. Very very odd. I look around the bed, nothing. They were taken. I ask my main girl about it, she says why the hell would she take the condoms because she knows I'd just bang a girl without them anyway so she wouldn't want to facilitate that. Whatever, who cares I think.
Fast forward to Tuesday night, have another date setup. End up bringing her back to my place. Main girl has been texting me throughout the night, at 10:30pm she texts me that she found a girl who's down at a bar, and at 11pm she texts me "hey" and then at 11:03pm she calls me, which I do not answer any of it because I am with the date. Also, her friend texts me and asks me if I know where main girl is. That to me is very odd, her friend never texts me. Anyway, we bang and around 1am I take her back to her car. When I'm leaving my apartment I notice some odd wrappers but don't pay attention. When I return to my apartment, on the steps up to my place I look closer and... there are 5 open condoms with the condom half way removed in each one, strategically placed on every other step!
Needless to say, this is very strange to me and a bit alarming. They are 100% my condoms because I use a unique one that you can't buy at a store (have to order online). Also there were exactly 5, the number that went missing from under my pillow. So someone walked up to my apartment, opened up 5 condoms, took out the condom inside exactly halfway in each, and placed them on every other step. They were not there when I first went inside with the girl on the date. So they were placed there as a result of someone hearing me being with this girl.
My first thought, main girl came to visit me unannounced again, heard me banging that girl and engaged in this weird psycho shit of condom sprinkling. Maybe so the girl would see it when she left. Who knows. This is because (1) she called and texted me and I wouldn't answer, (2) she's showed up unannounced before, and (3) even her friend texted me asking if I knew where she was. I confront her and her friend who texted me, and they claim that she was at the bars with them the entire time, except for 20 minutes when they lost each other and that's why her friend texted me to see if I knew where she was. Vehemently deny it, says it sounds crazy. She keeps saying why would she steal my condoms the last thing she wants is me fucking without condoms. Also says she was with someone the entire time (when she lost her friend she was with another friend), she didn't have her car on her so she couldn't come anyway, etc. Regardless, sounds fishy. But...
I have to say I've been kind of an ass with how loudly I fuck girls at my place. There is no way people don't hear me. So the only other person that had access to my place to steal the condoms was the landlady or her niece. No way the 60 year old came around and sprinkled condoms on my steps, she can barely walk and keeps telling me how happy she is to have me as a tenant. So the other possibility is that the landlady's niece came into my apartment to get the iron, then snooped around the bed and saw the 5 condoms under the pillow and stole them? Then because I was banging again loudly she came out and did this condom placement as a warning or sign? Because she was fed up with hearing me bang all the time? I have no idea. Doesn't really make sense but she is a real bitch this niece.
I really wouldn't care but if it is my main girl then this is kind of like some weird psycho shit. Even though she knows I'm banging other girls if she's showing up and doing these things who knows how this could escalate. I highly doubt that even if it was the main girl she would ever escalate it to something dangerous, but then again how many girls steal condoms then two days later strategically place them on steps opened like that at 1am...
Wanted to post this to get some objective eyes on the topic. I live short term in places so I actually moved out of that apartment anyway. So landlady's niece if it was her is done, and I don't have to tell main girl where my new place is if I don't want to. Nonetheless, it will bug me if I can't determine who it is. Also if I should still see main girl given she may be a psycho. Any thoughts? Everyone I told so far said it has to be the main girl...