[Mr. Andersen]

Just moved hotels to a surprisingly posh single hostel room that sits atop 2 clubs and 3 bars in the same building on the main old town pedestrian and shopping/drinking strip in bratislava. Sitting on my 3rd floor ledge watching what might as well be a porno movie with the mixture of fashion and dressing for comfort in 85 degree heat. Have been here for days already in a different hotel down in the toursit infested historic centre. A sickening amount of Americans down there actually. Though watching Retarted american college boys let multiple slovak girls at a time milk them for drinks while they though that they coul easily drink three 110 lob girls under the table at the irish pub the other night was purely free entertainment. I came originaly to hang out with a chick who lives here whom i met in Vienna. Walking around town with her, I came torealize I had my hands on some of the biggest and nicest jugs in town. Had my flagging fun with her, and through pipelining another the other day (local girl with a fancy job), and I have a date tonight with a hot, booze swilling, and slutty chick to celebrate the 4th of July early in Old town. Have to be bakc "home" in Vienna by the weekend though. Have a date or two planned with a girl who loks like a young angelina jolie there. The only VIennese women that aren't hard to break the ice with as an outsider american are those who have lived in the UK before....such as this one. ALready have my Austrian flag from being their a few weeks ago.
Other note: Budapest is full of hot chicks. And everyone is quite friendly for the most part. the western half of slovakia makes you practically forget about budapest though. Eastern slovakia has some talent here and there. But it is mostly like the rejects who were kicked out of nearby ukraine for not passing standards there.

Life is good.

[Mr. Andersen]

Though, I will note that there are a lot of "chicago" thighs and legs here as well. And a lot of girls have buts to match them. But the other half of them that are built like russians from the waist down easily make up for it. 90% of the girls are sporting totally decent racks or better. Some very short gymnast looking ones here too. There is a certian percentage of girls in vienna who are extremely short as well. And those are of an unimaginabley small frame. Like their hips and shoulders could be more than 14"-16" across at the most whlst being like 4 foot 11. My personal philsophy of czech redheads being the hottest is indeed true as well. When I was training across the western half of slovakia, there were no fewer than 6 slamming ones in the same train car. And at least one per other car, etc. They peter out past bratislava though. Prague, and Brno being much better for those of course. Have seen a few of the equally prevalent German redheads among the Tyrolians in Vienna. And those that there are are my best friend's dream girl, and all look like they are sisters form the same family.

[Mr. Andersen]

And do not take lightly the task of drinking with slovak women. They take as second nature downing shots like a 300lb frat guy. I drank with them in the mountains, got kidnapped by some hot MILF slovak chicks in budapest while out in budapest ( i was already drunk too, i barely kept my cool that time), and form doing it here. They will take you for a ride if they are in the mood to drink.
This coming from an American who can overdo anything and everything as we do in America, and easily out drank scottish builders and austrailian soldiers in the uk on separate occasions.

[samsamsam]

Do you have pictures of the intersection?

[Mr. Andersen]

(07-03-2013 11:13 AM)samsamsam Wrote:  

Do you have pictures of the intersection?

Well its actually the middle of a straight street. But corner sounded more prominent. And the afternoon commute rush is winding down, and I keep getting distracted by 9's etc walking by. I was thinking rather of filming the same thing tomorrow starting earlier....purely for the benefit of you drooling pervs of course lol.

[sucio44]

[Volk]

Which clubs or bars did you go to where such beauty is found? And what's the name of the hostel? I'd love to try it out next time I go to Slovakia. Did you find the bunker club gimmicky?

[Mr. Andersen]

(07-03-2013 11:26 AM)Volk Wrote:  

Which clubs did you go to where such beauty is found? And what's the name of the hostel? I'd love to try it out next time I go to Slovakia.

Actually I would rather not tell you either of those things. I do not neccessarily support the notion of such intentional sex-tourism. I just know how to talk with women and treat them like people and let the sex come along with it. Other than that, I am a tourist, and someone living in a new land, and am willing to indulge you guys in the more visceral observances that come along the way.

[samsamsam]

Raises hand and says, "Drooling perv here"

[Volk]

(07-03-2013 11:30 AM)Mr. Andersen Wrote:  

(07-03-2013 11:26 AM)Volk Wrote:  

Which clubs did you go to where such beauty is found? And what's the name of the hostel? I'd love to try it out next time I go to Slovakia.

Actually I would rather not tell you either of those things. I do not neccessarily support the notion of such intentional sex-tourism. I just know how to talk with women and treat them like people and let the sex come along with it. Other than that, I am a tourist, and someone living in a new land, and am willing to indulge you guys in the more visceral observances that come along the way.

I'm far away from being a sex tourist. I'm a tax-paying lawful resident of an European union country, and I visit Bratislava because it's pretty and close to where I usually live (even though at the moment I'm not in Europe). We are pretty much in the same boat. I don't see such a big deal to be honest.

[thegmanifesto]

(07-03-2013 11:30 AM)Mr. Andersen Wrote:  

(07-03-2013 11:26 AM)Volk Wrote:  

Which clubs did you go to where such beauty is found? And what's the name of the hostel? I'd love to try it out next time I go to Slovakia.

Actually I would rather not tell you either of those things.

Hyping a place then doesn't spill the beans.

Isn't that at least a misdemeanor around here?

[Mr. Andersen]

(07-03-2013 11:33 AM)Volk Wrote:  

(07-03-2013 11:30 AM)Mr. Andersen Wrote:  

(07-03-2013 11:26 AM)Volk Wrote:  

Which clubs did you go to where such beauty is found? And what's the name of the hostel? I'd love to try it out next time I go to Slovakia.

Actually I would rather not tell you either of those things. I do not neccessarily support the notion of such intentional sex-tourism. I just know how to talk with women and treat them like people and let the sex come along with it. Other than that, I am a tourist, and someone living in a new land, and am willing to indulge you guys in the more visceral observances that come along the way.

I'm far away from being a sex tourist. I'm a tax-paying lawful resident of an European union country, and I visit Bratislava because it's pretty and close to where I usually live (even though at the moment I'm not in Europe). We are pretty much in the same boat. I don't see such a big deal to be honest.

Oh thank god. And my apologies to you sir. I don't want to say too much of opinion, but there are those out there who need to get a life or a bullet in a very uncomfortable place for such objectification of the fairer sex. They are people just like you. It would be so just funny if they did the same to you wouldnt it now.

[Volk]

(07-03-2013 11:37 AM)Mr. Andersen Wrote:  

Oh thank god. And my apologies to you sir. I don't want to say too much of opinion, but there are those out there who need to get a life or a bullet in a very uncomfortable place for such objectification of the fairer sex. They are people just like you. It would be so just funny if they did the same to you wouldnt it now.

I didn't quite get it. My English is good but sometimes it fails me. Could you explain it better please?

[thegmanifesto]

(07-03-2013 11:42 AM)Volk Wrote:  

(07-03-2013 11:37 AM)Mr. Andersen Wrote:  

Oh thank god. And my apologies to you sir. I don't want to say too much of opinion, but there are those out there who need to get a life or a bullet in a very uncomfortable place for such objectification of the fairer sex. They are people just like you. It would be so just funny if they did the same to you wouldnt it now.

I didn't quite get it. My English is good but sometimes it fails me. Could you explain it better please?

Don't worry, my English is really good and I have no idea what that guy is talking about.

[Spike]

[Que enspastic]

[samsamsam]

(07-03-2013 11:36 AM)thegmanifesto Wrote:  

Isn't that at least a misdemeanor around here?

+1 - bumper sticker or t-shirt worthy quote.

[Atilla]

(07-03-2013 11:37 AM)Mr. Andersen Wrote:  

Oh thank god. And my apologies to you sir. I don't want to say too much of opinion, but there are those out there who need to get a life or a bullet in a very uncomfortable place for such objectification of the fairer sex. They are people just like you. It would be so just funny if they did the same to you wouldnt it now.

I think if you’re going to take from this forum valuable knowledge that improves your life in some way, you should be jumping at the opportunity to return the favor when possible to the community. Even if you aren’t well-traveled or well-spoken, just sharing your thoughts will usually be appreciated.

There’s nothing unethical about it and many women there would love to meet some of the great men on this forum. Besides, sex-tourists only visit places where sex-tourism is welcomed by at least some of the women.

Yeah, you wouldn’t want anyone to come over to Bratislava and objectify the fairer sex… anything to keep competition from arriving at “the corner of pussy and goddamn.”

[Mr. Andersen]

Ok ok you schmucks twisted my arm. Weekend, anywhere in town that serves alcohol is good to go. The locals hang out in old town. On the weekends you can find hot and great to talk to student girls prefunking earlier on at thw ymca. This is not a typo. The ymca here is a big building with affordable studio apartments and no fewer than 6 bars in it, and a venue with live music events all the time. The beer and wine and booze here is dirt cheap to buy as well. Weekday nights you can always find people around here and in the nice little pubs around it for some blocks. It is on the same mai. Road as the presidential palace. Just a half click farther up.

now that school is out, the pedestrian strip in olde town is crawling with college kids day and night. Day game, lunch time in and around the pubs, and anytime before that, just traipsing around between there and the mall and there and historic center.
historic center: easy to pick up tourists of course. Late at night high end Slovak girls come down to ge toruist boys. Starting around 10 or so. They drink at lunch and dinner here of course, but they don't go out for night drinking until 10 or so. Late late might there are drunk girls everywhere coming back from wherver. Just jqng around old town to snag them.
as far as night clubs go, they are hit and miss depending on the day. Some days everyones in clubs, and othrs everyones in bars. Best bet is to cruise some bars and see if they are crowded. If they are not hit the clubs. They are scatterd everywhere and easy to spot.

the pric of alcohol cuts in half once you get out of historic center, and in old town you can easily shop for prices even lower than that norm at certain places. Slovak white wine is fucking fantastic. But be aware if you just order house wine, you will get cheap Italian stuff half the time. There is also a very high end Scottish whisky bar. It isn't a place to game, but instead to eat 5 star food and have your pick of 220 plus varieties of whisky. It is called wshisky bar 44. Good place to take a date. Another good place to take a date is mama's sushi, which is on the other side of one of the larger parka from old town but totally worth the trip. 5 star rated, best sushi in the country, and my personal opinion as good as anything i could get back home in Seattle. There are a few sushi places in historic center that are more expensive and much lower quality. Take a coffee at the end of your meals her as offered. It helps you forget you got half pissed while eating, and allows you to start anew next meal. Rat your ass off here. The local quisine is fantastic. I feel like my. Grandmother is cooking for and feeding me under a doctors orders. Much better food than Vienna. Which has virtually nothing between fast food and a top shelf hundred euro a plate dinner.
most everyone here speaks English and isn't afraid to do so. Just greet them with a clear "hello" to anounce that you'll be neding English. EE social rules apply. Social circles with the locals, eye contact from women you ned to make good on to get anything done, etc. If theure drunk on je straight. Lay. And laughing their asss off about someone Hong ask th what's so funny in q playful Mann. Good openner. Etc. Etc.

ask if you want anymore details.

[Mr. Andersen]

Sorry for the cell phone auto correct fuckups. I typed this while drinking wine and eating at the hostel pub prior to my date tonight. Shouldnta had the potato pasta in goat cheese. It was too much like American food lol.

[Volk]

That's better. Any clues on short-term lodging? I remember the YMCA, it's not so far going left from the train station, but do they offer lodging?

[samsamsam]

(07-03-2013 01:07 PM)Volk Wrote:  

That's better.

LOL, maybe it is just the bad mood I am in, but that made me laugh. Sounds like an interrogation.

[Statsi]

I loved Slovakia. There's a nightclub on the edge of the city centre that's a damn refurbished bomb shelter.

[Mr. Andersen]

(07-03-2013 01:07 PM)Volk Wrote:  

That's better. Any clues on short-term lodging? I remember the YMCA, it's not so far going left from the train station, but do they offer lodging?

It didn't sound like it. The locals made it appear they have the place full up of themselves. There is virtually nothing in town proper on airbnb for a good price, but there are some apartment buildings in historic center and old town offering decent deals on studio apartments by the day or week or month. As advertised on the signs on them. You couldnt go too wrong with my hostel if you are lucky enough to snag a single room in it either. It is like 25 euros a night. Which is not terrible in this town at all. Guy who runs the place is totally cool as well. And the location and nearby everything are impossible to beat here. Shitty hotels downtown start in the 30s, and decent ones are in the 50s and high end ones are 80s-90s.
Don't forget to check out the eyesore on the front end of historic center by the river: The american embassy. They closed of a whole street with a security shack and a garish fence around the whole building with ornery private contractors guarding the place. As former army, even I was slightly insulted that the marines are not guarding all our embassies as used to be standard. The German embassy is right next door looking like a normal building. And the other ones are scattered about downtown. Up on top of the hill opposite the castle, is also further diplmatic compounds where the ambassadors live. The american one looks like a miniature white house. Guy who lives there must be some kind of gomaniac. Also in the same neighborhood is the park/memorial to the Russians from the war. It offers the best views of the city from its edge. Even better than those of the castle (which is lovely by the way, and really cool in that it can be seen from virtually anywhere in town). Perfect lunch date spot is actually right below the castle built into the cliff side. It is a restaurant that advertises itslef as having been there for 250 years, has top notch food, and such specialty dishes as wild boar, and venicin. Prices arent bad at all either.
I will also note that there is a beach here. Look across the "new" bridge (the one with the space needle looking thing on it), and on the needle side of it to the left is the new public beach. opens end of june. The only catch is that you cant actually go swimming there. As the river is quite fast, deep and violent looking here. My ladies tell me there are a few lakes on the east and north sides of town everyone goes to to have a beach with swimming though. You can take the bus to those too. Also, if you come here from or go back to Vienna from here, there are bi-hourly busses leaving from under the bridge that will get you there in an hour for 7 euros. The train costs 15, and the twin city hydrofoil ferry on the river costs 20-35 depending on the day and time. ferry and rain both take about an hour and a half. On the vienna end, the bus leaves from and arrives at the U3 metro line one stop north of the airport train stop.

[Mr. Andersen]

(07-03-2013 01:26 PM)Statsi Wrote:  

I loved Slovakia. There's a nightclub on the edge of the city centre that's a damn refurbished bomb shelter.

Yes, this is the "subclub" It is directly below the castle built into the bottom of the cliff. It was the official party members', etc. shelter back in the day. They do events all week at different times, their calendar is online.