I recently returned home from being in South America for quite a while; went out to a busy pub in the city, anyway my friends wanted to leave but I wanted to stay and try to pick up. So I was standing there and hear just behind me a Canadian girl saying she was from Toronto, I turned around and quite innocently and politely said, oh cool i lived there a while ago. Her answer in a loud obnoxious voice " Oh really you used lived on Toronto good for you dude". So I said that's pretty much what I would expect from a girl from TO to say you stupid cunt.
Then the good bit, she went and conscripted 3 or four white knights who i could tell had only just met here that night and were of course trying to get laid; these guys come up to me, I very calmy said to one do you want to hear my side of the story mate, they were profusely angry it seemed and one of them told me "you dont swear at a pretty girl in a white dress". OK so i intimidated these guys they were little dweab bearded guys. I said cool lets go outside you fucking midgets etc etc... At this time the girl had called in further backup, now i see a few big security dudes approaching.
The fucked thing is I knew i could not win this so I noded to the bouncers and left calmly. In effect this Canadian cunt had successfully made a bunch of other men force me to unwillingly leave my pub, in my country, when I was in fact in the right for calling her out on her cuntish behavior. No doubt the white knights would have been highly rewarded for there bravery.
Then the good bit, she went and conscripted 3 or four white knights who i could tell had only just met here that night and were of course trying to get laid; these guys come up to me, I very calmy said to one do you want to hear my side of the story mate, they were profusely angry it seemed and one of them told me "you dont swear at a pretty girl in a white dress". OK so i intimidated these guys they were little dweab bearded guys. I said cool lets go outside you fucking midgets etc etc... At this time the girl had called in further backup, now i see a few big security dudes approaching.
The fucked thing is I knew i could not win this so I noded to the bouncers and left calmly. In effect this Canadian cunt had successfully made a bunch of other men force me to unwillingly leave my pub, in my country, when I was in fact in the right for calling her out on her cuntish behavior. No doubt the white knights would have been highly rewarded for there bravery.