[Oz.]

Thank you for bumping, this thread has without a doubt become my favorite one on the site. In order to improve my overall self I will now add one more item to my list of must have things.

Baking soda
ACV
Zinc
Coconut oil
Zebras

[Espresso]

(06-06-2014 12:51 AM)LeBeau Wrote:  

This is worth bumping so the new members can enjoy one of the most infamous, yet hilarious threads in RVF history.

Good call.

I was so happy to find out that this thread was about what I thought it was gonna be about.

[germanico]

Those fuckers scammed me, this is not a high end zebra:

[Suits]

Why aren't valuable game threads like this one stickied? The game noobs are missing out on a few of these life changers.

[Mage]

This thread should have NSFW warning, makes you laugh out too loud.

[LaserBear]

Holy shit my stomach hurts from laughing...
I want a mini goat now.

Bumping this back to the top for those who haven't seen it.
Definitely assumed this would be about deep psychological games catered towards mixed chicks.

[The Beast1]

Has anyone owned an exotic pet before?

I'd love to hear some stories. I had a dream once of owning an animal sanctuary. I love the animals that are in Africa.

[Goldmund]

Used to have a horny toad, an iguana, and a snake.

Would invite the ladies over to come 'feed the snake'. College chicks loved it.

I would really like to get a stuffed exotic something--inviting girls over to come see the platypus would be cool--and then when they get over, there he is, mounted on the wall.

When I lived on the West Coast, a roommate of mine found a black widow spider in the back of his Uhaul. I kept it in a little tank in my room. We would have parties and a highlight of the party would be feeding the black widow. She was fucking badass and murdered anything that was dropped into the tank. Even killed a little lizard we caught. She just ran up to it, BAM, injected venom, ran away and waited until it died. Then she would start wrapping it up in silk to save for later. Then she would carry the silk carcass up to the top of the cage and hang it from the top.

Imagine a group of stoned people watching that and cheering. I would turn classical music up real loud too before we dropped in the prey. Added to the ambiance.

[roberto]

(07-02-2014 02:28 PM)Goldmund Wrote:  

I would turn classical music up real loud too before we dropped in the prey. Added to the ambiance.

Fucking hell man, that is such a funny mental picture!

[Goldmund]

Story doesn't end there.

I was moving out of the place and one of my roommates was terrified of the black widow and wanted it out. I couldn't take her with me because I was going to live out of my car for a while.

So I put an ad on craigslist advertising the black widow, telling everyone what a hit she was at parties, not to worry about getting killed because her venom is only powerful enough to kill small children and olds...

I received so much hate mail and warnings and was banned from craigslist.

So I took her to the local library where I knew a bunch of hippies hung out all day in the parking lot. I went up to the hippies with her, told them what she was and they all got real excited "noo wayyyy, a black widow...far out"

I gave them the black widow, they promised to take real good care of her, and walked off.

[Suits]

(07-02-2014 04:22 PM)Goldmund Wrote:  

Story doesn't end there.

I was moving out of the place and one of my roommates was terrified of the black widow and wanted it out. I couldn't take her with me because I was going to live out of my car for a while.

So I put an ad on craigslist advertising the black widow, telling everyone what a hit she was at parties, not to worry about getting killed because her venom is only powerful enough to kill small children and olds...

I received so much hate mail and warnings and was banned from craigslist.

So I took her to the local library where I knew a bunch of hippies hung out all day in the parking lot. I went up to the hippies with her, told them what she was and they all got real excited "noo wayyyy, a black widow...far out"

I gave them the black widow, they promised to take real good care of her, and walked off.

That is an amazing story. You ever think about getting a new one?

[Goldmund]

I don't think they have black widows where I am now, and they certainly don't sell them in pet stores.

If I had a family and kids, there would be animals around all the time. You can learn a helluva lot from them.

But fuck a family and kids, playboy life is too much fun. So no animals for now, I travel too much and they would all die.

[Engineer]

delete

[OBJ Snakebite]

May I suggest a certain type of a house cat?



You can even take it for a walk.

[Maciano]

I was thinking about a kangaroo the other day, but zebra's might be even cooler.

[Mercenary]

This is simultaneously one of the most hilarious, but at the same time one of the most original game related threads I have ever read here. After all the laughing I actually put one of the ideas here to work.

Just messaged a hot chick I approached a few weeks back who has always replied to my texts, but makes lame excuses every time I ask her out. So, today (after reading this) I asked her if she will go horse riding with me. She replied in less than a few minutes and said "Wow, that's an awesome idea. Lets do it."

I have never ridden a horse before....much less a zebra. I'm going to have to wing this somehow.

Also, this animal related stuff is old school game we seem to have forgotten our father's generation knew was gold to get chicks to go out with you. Girls love big wild untamed animals and men who can control and/or dominate them.

Now I finally understand why my dad used to constantly take chicks to bullfights on first dates and sit in the front rows really close to the action. The whole expierence gets her shocked, scared, excited and her pussy wet all at the same time.

Big wild animals are the perfect wingmen.

[YoungBlade]

Aight, y'all asked for it

http://www.exoticanimalsforsale.net

[Oz.]

You have surfaced a thread that sums up the epitome of the forum. This is without a doubt one of the classics

[rrradical izlam]

The pet shop opener will never be the same again after this.

[Suits]

Hey guys. Zebras are passé now.

Continental rabbits are where its at. Gonna get one of these. There's no way that the ladies are going to be able to pass up the opportunity to come over and meet Captain Bucktooth.

[spokepoker]

That's a lot of stew meat there.

[RIslander]

This thread...



It did lead me to find out I can rent out a horse 8 times a month nearby for $230. I think I'm gonna do it sounds fun as fuck.

[polar]

8 times a month for $230? That's a good deal even for SEA.

[Repo]

Damnit Suits, wait till after Easter to fill us in on this groundbreaking trend

[Merenguero]

Was O.P. that Spartan guy? Were Spartan and Libertarian Booty Hunter the same guy? For some reason, I think they weren't.