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04-10-2013, 09:22 PM
"Does this rag smell like chloroform?"
That works well.
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04-10-2013, 09:30 PM
goldman sachs, hmmm.....something from american psycho
“I have to return some videotapes”
“All it comes down to is this: I feel like shit but look great.”
“I'm into, oh murders and executions mostly. It depends.” Get it..M&A??
"Wasn't Rothschild originally handling the Fisher account? How did you get it?"
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04-10-2013, 09:36 PM
Everyone in NYC has been in law school, only to come to the city to grind. I don't get it, what's so special about this?
Concerning gaming the white, privileged...
Most cars can cost you more than a horse, hardly a 1% thing. It’s exactly a thing like being in awe over someone owning one that can get you shut out with this crowd. You have to subtly show this world does not phase you. Athlone has written a number of detailed posts on this matter that likely applies better to the American crowd. (At least I imagine old european money to be different)
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04-10-2013, 10:17 PM
"Put your number in my phone."
That's it. People who try impressing rich people are jokes.
"Pardon, have you any Grey Poupon?"
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04-10-2013, 10:25 PM
Captain, you should go with the "dangerous vibe" at all times it is cheaper.
Fitting in with the yuppies is a hassle, you have to carry around 7 hard copies of your résumé in your hand and mind.
Always come off as seedy, not wearing a wife beater if you are jacked and young is pretty much insane.
Young guys should not spend money to get chicks, leverage your youthful looks to not spend money, when you get older having the cash will be better.
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04-10-2013, 10:32 PM
The best way to impress rich people is to show them you are not impressed by their wealth. Even if you are poor, it will make them wonder about you and you will stand out. I really don't care about wealth so it doesn't matter what they have and this comes across. The funny thing is, they think because I don't care about it, that I must be pretty rich myself
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04-11-2013, 12:31 AM
Better she thinks you're possibly dangerous and interesting than boring. Saying you're in law school is boring. She knows half a dozen guys in her immediate circle of acquaintances who are lawyers and doctors. All it does is show you're boring upper middle class, instead of boring trailer trash and likely to try to mooch off her.
A horse is a mark of wealth because even though horses aren't that expensive in themselves, they require a lot of attention and money for their care. It's all extra expense, too, because nowadays horses aren't necessary for farm work or transportation. Saddles and tack are pricey, riding lessons are pricey, land to keep the horse, a trailer and truck to transport the horse... time spent feeding the horse morning and night, walking the horse, grooming the horse, putting a blanket on the horse when it's cold... it's a lot of work, which means a girl either has to live on a farm, or pay someone to do this. The only girls who own horses are either lower middle-class farm girls whose families have plenty of land and are used to doing farm chores every day anyway, or upper class girls who can afford the considerable expenses of their hobby.
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04-11-2013, 12:44 AM
That brings up a good point. Go to the library and read one book on horses.
It takes me 1-2 days to get through an audiobook of a 300 page book. I listen again to the same book or chapters if I feel I didn't retain enough of it. This will give you a lot to talk about if she's really passionate about that horse.
All I can think of other than that is putting a fake horse head in her bed like in "The Godfather."
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04-11-2013, 01:03 AM
Quote: (04-10-2013 08:11 PM)TheCaptainPower Wrote:
I've been trying to pick up some yuppie pussy recently. My company is temporarily in the Goldman Sachs building in Jersey City, and Ive been hitting the thursday/friday happy hour scene.
I have NO problem with white women except with SUPER white women. I'm not talking about italian/german white like myself, I mean blond hair, blue eyes, wealthy family white girls. Women who went to 30K a year high schools, and have yachts and summer homes.
These are the 6 words that I've found that AT LEAST get you a foot in the door.
"I am going to law school"
or
"I am applying to law school"
My company would pay me $6k a year tuition to go to law school, and even though there is a 0 percent chance of me going, I've noticed that if I talk about it YUPPIE women start getting horny.
Anyone have luck with WASP'y women? I don't even think they are the best looking, but they hit up the after work happy hours frequently..
I say I know French, just learn a few phrases read a wiki about paris and you're set granted that she doesn't know French. Yuppie women love a well traveled man.
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04-11-2013, 01:30 AM
"Hi do you want my iron hitler cock'
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04-11-2013, 12:37 PM
"What's your favorite city?"
Leads naturally into talking about your travels so you can tease her for not being well-traveled enough or not adventurous enough. Shows you're an interesting guy with a cool history.
I've got the dick so I make the rules.
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04-11-2013, 12:47 PM
"I am a white yuppie too"
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04-11-2013, 01:28 PM
You can't really fake it. I'm with the others who have said that saying you're in Law School isn't going to get you anywhere. If the girls really are of the class you say they are guys who went to Law School are the "help" to them. Also, they are the annoying trustees standing in the way of their complete access to their trust funds.
If you really have to, then start seriously getting into the leisure activities they are into. Maybe head up to Larchmont, or somewhere up there, and join a sailing club.
But really, from how you've described yourself playing the bad boy is probably your best bet.
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04-11-2013, 01:32 PM
"I'm rich and support alimony laws."
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04-11-2013, 01:33 PM
I vote for shady, international man of mystery game
"If anything's gonna happen, it's gonna happen out there!- Captain Ron
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04-11-2013, 03:07 PM
I don't even think law school is demonstrating higher value anymore. It's literally a ticket to a mediocre salary and long hours in the US from what I've read unless you go to Harvard, Yale etc. But then you'll just be another one of the zillion bankers and lawyers on the street. In the US something like 1 in 250 people are lawyers. Think about the percentage of people that are lawyers that come from upper class families. Certainly its far higher like 1 in 50. Add to that doctors, dentists etc. and you would be the exact same as basically everyone she knows. Hardly an advantage in and of itself.
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04-11-2013, 07:39 PM
Hey, I am going to Law School…. To shoot some of those mother fuckers before they’re let loose on the world. Wanna come?
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04-11-2013, 08:15 PM
@ Speakeasy I've never met an Indian lawyer...lol
Yuppie guys are the easiest to Alpha. I look like a hip black man compared to some of these guys. They are the least likely to throw a punch, and they are very mannerly.
If you alpha in the wrong neighborhood you can get stabbed...