------HOW TO GET LAID FOR CHEAP DURING SPRING BREAK:--------
Stay at hostel mayapan $15-18/night (near clubs)
At 11:30am Take any southbound bus for 11 pesos down to paradisus hotel. Walk thru the lobby straight to the beach (usually isn't security; however on Saturday there was so i had to go thru Mariot). Head south to oasis beach (you'll see the crowd)
Either pimp on the beach or sneak into the main party: it's so easy. Just put lots of random wristbands on. On the beach, go one hotel south of the big stage, walk into the pool from the beach, no one is checking wristbands there. then just follow the path back north right into the party. Be careful once you're in. Once i was taking a video up by the stage and a security guard saw i didn't have a bracelet. Gotta keep your hands down.
Once you're in there are no check points to walk to the rooms either so just ask a girl to see the view from her room and you're in.
After oasis take a nap until 2am. Then walk to the club strip and Scoop up any girl you choose flowing out of the club which had the inception fest party that night. Or senior frogs will have no cover most nights.
Profit.
If on the other hand, you have money, just book a room at Oasis and you really should never have to leave. Just swim in pink love. Or to really save money, you could stay at a cheap hostel downtown and the bus ride to Oasis would just be twice as long. I'm going to start doing that since I stopped going out at night all together. The oasis dat party is just so much better than anything else on this island if you like young, skinny, white girls.
------MY STORY:---------
Came March 11- april 2nd for USA spring break
Stayed in hostel mayapan which is right next to riu on hotel zone (near Cocobongo etc). It was $15-18/night for a dorm bed, but they also have $50 privates.
No one really watches the door, and there's even a "back" door that doesn't pass reception at all, just one security guard who never looks at anyone. so will be insanely easy to pull. There's a hot tub, gym, aqua massager thing, piano... Many excuses to bring a girl back.
My days:
Mon: bassjackers at mandala beach at noon. Buying temps were through the roof at about 1:30pm and girls were already getting pulled so ratio went way down my time it closed around 6. Small party, less than 500. But i don't regret paying the $32 cause there were some true stunners here. However sneaking into Oasis is always the cheaper better.
Mon night: senior frogs was free entry at 1:15am prob 200 ppl. Enough sets to warm up.
Tue afternoon: mandala beach club had a free entry Victoria secret party. More local girls. Still fun.
Other days: mandala beach club is $25 just to hang out by the bar. Not much fun. Go to oasis beach.
Wed night: got to strip at 3:30am and Coco, city, palazo, daddyo, and frogs looked cleared out. Mandala cleared out at 4.
Inception Party was at daddyo so maybe the concerts let out at 2am?
Fri night: tried 11:11 club with a couple sweedish girls from the hostel. It turned out to be 100% dudes.
Sat nite: went to mambocafe at midnight. 60 peso entry. There was one couple dancing. Other than that just ~80 people sitting down at tables. Not even a crowd at the bar to mingle with. It's a big place tho.. Girls were still trickling in at midnight. But only heffers
My opinions of the Main clubs in the hotel zone: wayyy too expensive and packed with dudes. However if you MUST go to a club, ONLY go to the club that is having the inception fest party that night. Schedule here:
http://inceptionfest.electrostub.com/eventList.cfm
This is also the club you will want to pimp outside of at 2am. If you go to any other club that night you will be greeted with endless sausage only.
------------Funny stories: --------------
Walking around & realized i ate something bad, had to run and shit in the lagoon, looked up and realized I'm surrounded by a whole nest of 30 giant iguanas. Pretty cool to see them in the wild.
At oasis met a sexy little pink nipple'd Argentinan futball player on the dance floor. Befriended her friends then Invited her to the pool. May or may not have got it in while swimming around. Security didn't give me benefit of the doubt once they stopped us & saw i didn't have a bracelet. I got escorted by a few of em.. Def felt like i was gonna end up in jail. front desk decided they would let me go if buy a new day pass for 1800 Pesos but i didn't have that much cash. I said my friend would bring me my credit card. I stayed very calm and compliant. They had me sit near the front door. 40 min later i looked up and no guards were watching the door so i just walked out with a big group of people. Time to bounce to Playa del Carmen =D
At Playa del carmen on Sunday the beach was packed in front of Mamitas Beach club. Several cute mexicanas. I recommend trying that out if you're tired of Oasis or it's not spring break anymore.
I'm still here another couple weeks so send me a PM to go pimp!