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08-03-2012, 05:52 PM
"Dude probably has a big dick, or money."
-Guy, on why some dude he doesn't deem to be sufficiently attractive is with a hot chick
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08-03-2012, 05:54 PM
Or, how about this one:
"Focus on your career now, when you're young. The girls will come later."
-Dumbest shit ever, that I've heard repeated several times
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08-03-2012, 06:09 PM
"Your dick is going to fall off"
- Million times from any random dude who can't pull
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08-03-2012, 07:59 PM
Not completely related, but cracks me up when I hear moms talk about their sons and say shit like "Oh, Johnnys too busy with school right now for girls." Same shit said about careers when asked if their son has a girlfriend.
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08-03-2012, 08:06 PM
"Dude, if you have to *try* to get laid, you're doing it wrong."
"Why are you so obsessed with sex?"*
"Double-breasted suits are out of style, man." - coworker who wears only Banana Republic
"Why are you wearing a leather jacket in this weather?" - dumb bitches practically clawing me because of it
From my family, "Basil, you're never going to find a girl to marry you when you're so arrogant/sexist/chauvinist"
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08-04-2012, 03:14 PM
Some Average Joe:
"Everything happens for a reason."
Some Lizard:
"It just haaaappened!"
"The whole point of being alpha, is doing what the fuck you want.
That's why you see real life alphas without chicks. He's doing him.
Real alphas don't tend to have game. They don't tend to care about the emotional lives of the people around them."
-WIA
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08-04-2012, 03:18 PM
"You're an asshole, thats why you don't have a girlfriend"
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08-04-2012, 03:19 PM
"Just be yourself" is the single most common (and most destructive) piece of advice I've heard in my life.
What if "yourself" is a boring dweeb with no game?
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08-04-2012, 05:41 PM
"Yeah, but he's no Casanova."
-Dumbass friend who never gets laid talking shit about me behind my back. He's right, I am no Casanova, but I was pounding ass four times a week to his zero.
"I did actually read Bang. There's nothing new in there. It's just all about confidence."
-Same dumbass friend who never gets laid (clearly a game denialist)
"He's just taller/better looking/has money/ probably has a big dick."
-the rationalization of most guys I talk to about game and why they think it doesn't work
"I just don't see how that could happen to such a nice guy"
-Dumbass ex who was talking about one of my best friends (who happens to be beta) when he got dumped
"You've got to fight for her."
-Another dumbass friend talking about how valuable women are and how you should chase them to the ends of the earth if they dump you or treat you like shit. God, sometimes I have a hard time relating to people.
"You have to be willing to give up everything for her. You have to keep her happy"
-More shitty game material from the, uh, collective consciousness of the midwest
"Just stop looking for it (pussy). You'll be surprised what you find."
-Natural alpha friend who has no idea how he does what he does.
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08-04-2012, 07:49 PM
"You're not a real playa till you get a prostate massage!"- Tuthmosis.
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08-04-2012, 10:41 PM
Quote: (08-04-2012 05:41 PM)Hannibal Wrote:
"Yeah, but he's no Casanova."
-Dumbass friend who never gets laid talking shit about me behind my back. He's right, I am no Casanova, but I was pounding ass four times a week to his zero.
"I did actually read Bang. There's nothing new in there. It's just all about confidence."
-Same dumbass friend who never gets laid (clearly a game denialist)
"He's just taller/better looking/has money/ probably has a big dick."
-the rationalization of most guys I talk to about game and why they think it doesn't work
"I just don't see how that could happen to such a nice guy"
-Dumbass ex who was talking about one of my best friends (who happens to be beta) when he got dumped
"You've got to fight for her."
-Another dumbass friend talking about how valuable women are and how you should chase them to the ends of the earth if they dump you or treat you like shit. God, sometimes I have a hard time relating to people.
"You have to be willing to give up everything for her. You have to keep her happy"
-More shitty game material from the, uh, collective consciousness of the midwest
"Just stop looking for it (pussy). You'll be surprised what you find."
-Natural alpha friend who has no idea how he does what he does.
You know I think we're really different, but we must have the exact same friends or something man. That's some messed up shit right there. I've heard a lot of that sort of thing before.
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08-05-2012, 09:03 PM
Some hilarious shit here.
"It's not all about confidence. It's deeper than that bro" (cousin friend said...)
"Some times you can't approach just watch from far. Simply accept that they are out of your league" -- (friend from college)
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08-05-2012, 09:09 PM
"It's not about confidence. It's about determination." Another beta guy with gay voice and also gay face.
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08-06-2012, 06:57 PM
"Tell her how you really feel." Im surprised no one has mentioned this yet I don't believe. Always get told this after a break up, and yes at times I've been needy afterwards which is something I'm trying to destroy (hey, s*** happens). Glad I've been smart enough though from experience to know, obviously if you've parted ways already they clearly dont give a s*** and it's not worth doing so-and only hurts you further.
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08-06-2012, 08:53 PM
"You're an idiot! You're such a dick! You're so mean! I Hate you!
I have a nice guy you know!
The problem is I don't like him... Cause I'm fucking stupid!
I hate you!"
- Slampiece