[Tuthmosis]

"Dude probably has a big dick, or money."
-Guy, on why some dude he doesn't deem to be sufficiently attractive is with a hot chick

[Tuthmosis]

Or, how about this one:

"Focus on your career now, when you're young. The girls will come later."
-Dumbest shit ever, that I've heard repeated several times

[el mechanico]

"Your dick is going to fall off"
- Million times from any random dude who can't pull

[WanderingSoul]

Not completely related, but cracks me up when I hear moms talk about their sons and say shit like "Oh, Johnnys too busy with school right now for girls." Same shit said about careers when asked if their son has a girlfriend.

[Basil Ransom]

"Dude, if you have to *try* to get laid, you're doing it wrong."

"Why are you so obsessed with sex?"*

"Double-breasted suits are out of style, man." - coworker who wears only Banana Republic

"Why are you wearing a leather jacket in this weather?" - dumb bitches practically clawing me because of it

From my family, "Basil, you're never going to find a girl to marry you when you're so arrogant/sexist/chauvinist"

[Tuthmosis]

"He's flirting with you."
-My mom, recently, to a super-cute cash register girl I made the mistake of gaming in front of her (I went with her to the supermarket, like the good son that I am )

Not unsolicited game advice, but a definite cockblock, in trying to help my game along. Girl clammed up nasty after that.

"She was very pretty."
-Later, when she'd ruined the whole thing

"No shit."
-Me

[Ramon Zarate]

(08-03-2012 08:22 PM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  

"He's flirting with you."
-My mom, recently, to a super-cute cash register girl I made the mistake of gaming in front of her (I went with her to the supermarket, like the good son that I am )

Not unsolicited game advice, but a definite cockblock, in trying to help my game along. Girl clammed up nasty after that.

"She was very pretty."
-Later, when she'd ruined the whole thing

"No shit."
-Me

Why would they do this?

[Samseau]

(08-03-2012 05:54 PM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  

Or, how about this one:

"Focus on your career now, when you're young. The girls will come later."
-Dumbest shit ever, that I've heard repeated several times

You mean:

"You lose money chasing women, but you never lose women chasing money."

[Parlay44]

(08-03-2012 08:22 PM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  

"He's flirting with you."
-My mom, recently, to a super-cute cash register girl I made the mistake of gaming in front of her (I went with her to the supermarket, like the good son that I am )

Not unsolicited game advice, but a definite cockblock, in trying to help my game along. Girl clammed up nasty after that.

"She was very pretty."
-Later, when she'd ruined the whole thing

"No shit."
-Me

Tuth how old are you man?

[SpiderKing]

Some Average Joe:
"Everything happens for a reason."


Some Lizard:
"It just haaaappened!"

[Snowflake]

"You're an asshole, thats why you don't have a girlfriend"

[kolovrat]

"Just be yourself" is the single most common (and most destructive) piece of advice I've heard in my life.

What if "yourself" is a boring dweeb with no game?

[Parlay44]

(08-04-2012 03:19 PM)kolovrat Wrote:  

"Just be yourself" is the single most common (and most destructive) piece of advice I've heard in my life.

What if "yourself" is a boring dweeb with no game?

Then you sit home and jerk off or worse yet get a fat ugly girlfriend.

[Hannibal]

"Yeah, but he's no Casanova."
-Dumbass friend who never gets laid talking shit about me behind my back. He's right, I am no Casanova, but I was pounding ass four times a week to his zero.

"I did actually read Bang. There's nothing new in there. It's just all about confidence."
-Same dumbass friend who never gets laid (clearly a game denialist)

"He's just taller/better looking/has money/ probably has a big dick."
-the rationalization of most guys I talk to about game and why they think it doesn't work

"I just don't see how that could happen to such a nice guy"
-Dumbass ex who was talking about one of my best friends (who happens to be beta) when he got dumped

"You've got to fight for her."
-Another dumbass friend talking about how valuable women are and how you should chase them to the ends of the earth if they dump you or treat you like shit. God, sometimes I have a hard time relating to people.

"You have to be willing to give up everything for her. You have to keep her happy"
-More shitty game material from the, uh, collective consciousness of the midwest

"Just stop looking for it (pussy). You'll be surprised what you find."
-Natural alpha friend who has no idea how he does what he does.

[Tuthmosis]

(08-04-2012 02:16 PM)Parlay44 Wrote:  

Tuth how old are you man?

Hahaha! What if I was like 15? Man, you're never too old to go to the market with your mom. She wanted to get some shit and I happened to be around. Who else is going to help her pick up those heavy-ass bags? Call your mothers.

So, maybe I'm a fucking momma's boy. That would certainly explain a lot, like why the pendulum ended up swinging in the other direction--an inveterate player. Food for thought. I remember my mom fucking me up a couple of times when I was talking to some of my first girls on the phone. She would scream some dumb, inconsiderate shit in the background--that could have waited till I got off--and make me look weak. In retrospect, I could have weathered that easily (even used it to my advantage), but my 14-year-old game was dog shit.

Incidentally, I had to school her about what not to say next time I'm talking to a chick. It's not like it ever happens, but you never know. She agreed, but I'm not sure she really got it. She got caught up in the great story I was telling the chick and wanted to participate. That's a typical cockblock scenario. I say some interesting shit, get the girl interested, but also some dumb-ass within ear shot. All. The. Time.

[Aliblahba]

"You're not a real playa till you get a prostate massage!"- Tuthmosis.

[Hades]

(08-04-2012 05:41 PM)Hannibal Wrote:  

"Yeah, but he's no Casanova."
-Dumbass friend who never gets laid talking shit about me behind my back. He's right, I am no Casanova, but I was pounding ass four times a week to his zero.

"I did actually read Bang. There's nothing new in there. It's just all about confidence."
-Same dumbass friend who never gets laid (clearly a game denialist)

"He's just taller/better looking/has money/ probably has a big dick."
-the rationalization of most guys I talk to about game and why they think it doesn't work

"I just don't see how that could happen to such a nice guy"
-Dumbass ex who was talking about one of my best friends (who happens to be beta) when he got dumped

"You've got to fight for her."
-Another dumbass friend talking about how valuable women are and how you should chase them to the ends of the earth if they dump you or treat you like shit. God, sometimes I have a hard time relating to people.

"You have to be willing to give up everything for her. You have to keep her happy"
-More shitty game material from the, uh, collective consciousness of the midwest

"Just stop looking for it (pussy). You'll be surprised what you find."
-Natural alpha friend who has no idea how he does what he does.

You know I think we're really different, but we must have the exact same friends or something man. That's some messed up shit right there. I've heard a lot of that sort of thing before.

[Parlay44]

(08-04-2012 07:49 PM)Aliblahba Wrote:  

"You're not a real playa till you get a prostate massage!"- Tuthmosis.

Guilty

[Kingp1n]

Some hilarious shit here.

"It's not all about confidence. It's deeper than that bro" (cousin friend said...)

"Some times you can't approach just watch from far. Simply accept that they are out of your league" -- (friend from college)

[UgSlayer]

"It's not about confidence. It's about determination." Another beta guy with gay voice and also gay face.

[WanderingSoul]

(08-02-2012 03:30 PM)Roosh Wrote:  

"If it's going to happen, it's going to happen."

Good one.

My favorite: "nice guys don't finish last" - friend of a friend last night at the bar. Heard today his girlfriend was cheating on him while he was out of town.

[IpsaScientiaPotestasEst]

"Tell her how you really feel." Im surprised no one has mentioned this yet I don't believe. Always get told this after a break up, and yes at times I've been needy afterwards which is something I'm trying to destroy (hey, s*** happens). Glad I've been smart enough though from experience to know, obviously if you've parted ways already they clearly dont give a s*** and it's not worth doing so-and only hurts you further.

[Eddie Winslow]

"Nah man fuck that. When a girl texts me back, I text her back immediately. It lets her know I don't play games."

-my good friend, who responds in eight seconds when a girl takes eight hours to get back to him.

[Sonsowey]

"You're an idiot! You're such a dick! You're so mean! I Hate you!

I have a nice guy you know!

The problem is I don't like him... Cause I'm fucking stupid!

I hate you!"

- Slampiece

[Tuthmosis]

(08-06-2012 08:53 PM)Sonsowey Wrote:  

"You're an idiot! You're such a dick! You're so mean! I Hate you!

I have a nice guy you know!

The problem is I don't like him... Cause I'm fucking stupid!

I hate you!"

- Slampiece