A few of my warm up approaches...
It always takes me about
100 or so
warm up approaches before I really feel comfortable and in a good conversational rhythm/flow.
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I park my car and immediately I spot a
sexy, slim, white girl with a pretty face. yoga pants, plump ass..
I start a
"Fake Phone Call" and walk closely behind her.. I want her to hear my voice...
After a few steps, I stride passed her and get slightly in front of her as we walk in the same direction...
I speak into my muted phone with my strong, deep, masculine voice.. I try to talk in a way that will catch the attention of this beautiful girl right behind me...
"no, no, don't give any rules at all, I don't want to handicap her creative juices, just let her do it however she wants, shes a big girl and I totally trust her."
I hang up.
As I'm hanging up, I veer slightly over my shoulder and pretend to notice her for the first time.. We make eye contact:
me: Hi how are you?
her: good.. you?
me: oh pretty good, thanks, just enjoying this beautiful day
her: i know its so nice today
me: ya enjoy it because it probably wont last
her: thats what everyone says
me: are you new to the bay area
her: um ya I'm from LA
me: oh welcome to silicon valley, the weather can be a little strange
her: really?
me: ya it changes a lot and it can be unpredictable, you sort of have to learn how to dress for it
her: interesting
me: ya it will really effect your wardrobe
her: yesterday was warm all day but then it got so windy at night
me: yes, u need lightweight, windbreaker type jackets, light scarves, light sweaters and things like that, stuff u can just pull out of your purse lol
This started a conversation about San Francisco fashion. The weather plays a big part.
We chatted for a few minutes as we walked..
We got to the main intersection, I went for the number:
me: well have a great day and a great semester
her: haha thanks you too
me: hey umm maybe we should go get coffee or something sometime
her: hehe
me: wanna exchange numbers?
her: ummm
me: if you're not interested its totally cool, I just wanted to try because it seemed like you were flirting with me a little ha
her: hehehehe
me: I'll show u around the city
her: ummm sorry but I'm talking to someone right now
me: no worries sweetie
Next!
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I see a
sexy, little light skinned mixed blackish girl with an amazing, young body, yoga pants, ass...
She is talking to a group of students... I wait... I listen..
She starts to walk away from the group.
I walk right along side her, timing it perfectly so that it appears serendipitous...
me: what were they recruiting you for?
her; oh it was like a bible study I think
me: oh it was a religious thing? So funny how they try to entice you with pizza
her: i know right lol
me: haha
me: are u a freshman?
her: yes i am
me: welcome to
her: thank you
me: how are you liking it so far?
This started a conversation about Northern California culture, weather, politics, etc.
We chatted for a few minutes as we walked towards her dorm. We got to her dorm...
me: u live here?
her: ya
me: wow I used to live here like 10 years ago
her: lol
me: well good luck with everything
her: thanks for the advice
me: ya you're welcome, hey if u need any help or have any questions u can take my number..
her: oh ummm
me: ya I mean, I'm in grad school and I'm 30 but whatever, I mean, if u want to, how old are you?
her: 18
me: okay so its like when taylor swift was dating john mayer
her: hahaha
me: do u have your phone on you, just call me
her: I can take ur number
me: I don't want u to have the responsibility of calling me lol the man should do that
her: haha
me: just call me and I'll text u later, if ur boyfriend gets jealous, u can always delete me
her: omg
She took my number.
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Hot blond, tight body, pink Victoria's Secret sweatsuit..
She walks up a flight of stairs.. I follow from behind and pass her on the staircase...
As I'm passing her, I casually say...
me: nice pink sweatsuit
her: hehe thank you
me: I like how you have a pink bag and a pink socks also
her: hehe
me: are you a gemini?
her: no I'm a capricorn
me: oh okay that explains it than
her: hehe explains what?
me: why you are so futuristic
her: hehe
me: capricorns are funny
her: what are you?
me: half capricorn
her: half?
me: ya I'm on the cusp
her: whats that?
This began a short conversation about pop-astrology, fashion, and college majors.
Sweet, young girl, easy to talk to.. After a few minutes...
me; well, I better get going
her: ok
me: wanna chat again sometime about astrology and clothes
her: um well ya sure
Got her number.
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Sexy, young Latina, flawless cinnamon skin, tight little body in slim, ripped denim...
She is walking up a staircase, I follow quickly behind... The is a group of people clogging up the stairs...
We patiently slow down and wait for them to clear the way.. After a few more steps...
me: tell'um to hurry up
her: huh?
me; tell those slow people to hurry up shit (jokingly)
her: hehe
me: thy were just taking their sweet time like no one is behind them
her: i know right
me: u were so nice to just slow down and wait
her: hehe
me: i kinda feel bad for that fat girl, she can barely move
her: omg seriously
me: how is class going?
This began a conversation about school.
After a minute, she had to get to class..
me: hey, I know this is totally random but I will never see you again and I wanna ask u if u wanna like talk again sometime
her: omg hehe
me: don't worry, I'll text u and if ur not feeling it then just don't return my text
Got her number.
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Pretty white girl, sexy jeans and sweater, walking right towards me...
I adjust my angle and time it so that we are walking along side of each other...
me: hey cool sweater is that like from anthropoligie or zara
her: haha thanks I actually got this from urban outfitters
me: oh ya that's a great store
her: I love it
me: how is school going so far?
her: pretty good, just finding my way around and stuff
Blah, blah, blah.. We talked about school.
me: whats your major?
her: political science
This began a great conversation about politics. We talked Trump/Hillary.
me: hey wanna talk politics again over coffee or something?
her: um ya sure
Got her number.
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Beautiful, vibrant, sexy, young latina, banging little body...
She is in line in the bookstore but I can tell that she is in the wrong line.. I walk over and get right behind her..
me: excuse me girls, is this the line?
her: ya
me: are u sure? what is that line over there?
her: oh umm I don't know
me: lets ask them
I ask the cashier. The cashier confirms that we are in the wrong line.
her: omg I'm sorry
me: no worries, I like ur style, just make up ur own line hahaha
her: hehe
me: are u new on campus?
her: ya
me: from where?
her: LA
me: oh boy you're going to be freezing up here
her: I already am
We talked about San Francisco weather and fashion.
The line progressed. She paid for her items
I got out of line and waited for her near the exit.
me: you found everything that you needed?
her: ya
me: hey nice talking to you, lets get coffee or something sometime
her: wanna take my number?
me: ya
Got her number.
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Sexy, fit, hard bodied, young white girl...
I see her enter the library.. I enter the library and find her looking at books about health..
I pretend to look at books in the same area than quickly open her...
me: you must be a health major?
her: ya kinesieology
me: awesome I study the same type of stuff
her: oh cool
We talk school, sports, ad fitness.
me: what sports did u play in high school
her: well, volleyball was my main sport
me: you look like a lubero
her: yes exactly I was a lubero.. how could you tell?
me: um I guess your body type and your mental type just seems like a lubero
her: thats so funny
me: I know haha
her: I also did gymnastics
me: you must have enjoyed the olympics
We talked olympic gymnastics.
me: great talking to you, can I talk your number and try to talk with you again sometime soon
her: ok
Got her number.
*****
I also had a few rejections but I didn't care to remember them.
My number closing success rate QUADRUPLED!!!
Why?
It's the Fall Semester!
They are Freshman!
They are very likely to be in a sexual mood + more likely to experiment/explore sexually + more likely to hook up with an older guy + are living on their own = A FAVORABLE TIME TO APPROACH THEM!
HOWEVER, THIS WINDOW OF OPPORTUNITY WILL BE CLOSING SOON!
I'm going to another major university now!
I'm taking at least 1 or 2 days a week off from work each of the next 3 weeks.
This is the best time of year to get a 19 year old fuck buddy!
"Fortune Favors the Bold"