[Brodiaga]

I have a friend who always complains that he can't get laid even though he tries very hard. He gets laid maybe once or twice a year, if that.

-Lives in one of the shittiest countries in the world for getting girls. Has enough money to move to a poosy paradise country and the skills to work remotely from anywhere, yet continues living in his current city and complaining.
-Less than 5'7'', chases girls over 5'8''. 40ish, chases girls in their 20s.
-Smart enough to accumulate high net worth having started from nothing, but often comes across as not so smart in conversations, particularly with girls.
-Aware of game and the manosphere, but somehow can't apply or even internalize some of the most basic game tenets.

[Phoenix]

Have an old friend who I'm almost certain hasn't had sex. His attributes generally:
- Very lazy, doesn't really apply himself to things
- Mentions types of girls he finds hot but won't put in any real attempt to get them or visit the continent they come from, even though his chances are actually higher with them.
- Comes up with excuses why going for sex would be wrong in each specific circumstance
- Knows his traits which should be improved, how to improve them, and does nothing towards that
- Comes accross as very 'soft' and 'nice', often effeminate, and has zero aggression whatsoever.

I have little doubt he'll still be a virgin in his 30s, but also that that won't really bother him too much.

[Sonsowey]

All my friends have shaped up! At least the ones who were terrible and only got pussy very occasionally by accident are now in ltrs, which I guess is better than nothing.

It is all a numbers game my friends.

I have one friend who would get WAY too drunk, only talk to girls while hammered, and just be too much of a mess to make anything happen. One night, he talked to a girl, and they hit it off, now they've been dating for years.

Approach approach approach!

[CTking]

Two friends of mine are horrible with women, neither of them have had sex and i dont think even kissed a chick either. Ive known them for years and have tried to help them time and time again but they just dont seem to want to change. Guy 1 should do fine, ive even heard women say they thought he was cute after meeting him. Problem is he has no social skills at all and once he opens his mouth its all over. Guy 2 has decent social skills but spends all his time playing video games and doesnt really have any other interests. Hes your typical nice beta guy that im sure will find a girl eventualy but only after shes way past her prime.

[AneroidOcean]

Had a friend who got a really hot girlfriend in school and I think she was a total freak. Not sure if she ever cheated on him, but she definitely dumped him and broke his heart (was a LTR) and he hasn't recovered to this day and this is years and years later. He is funny, decent looking, but he hasn't been really hitting the gym or improving himself at all since she broke up with him. It's sad, there's nothing I've been able to say or do which would help him. Back in school he was hitting the gym and the batting cages and even though he's shorter he could kill it if he was in the shape he once was. Girls would enjoy him giving them a lap dance...that kind of shape.

Fucking sad, makes me sad but also mad at him. Only thing you can change is yourself. Truly broken blue pill for life I fear.

[The_e_man]

Thinks cold-approaching women is "creepy"
Can only speak to women when drunk
Will avoid every approach by stating the girl isn't attractive

[Cobra]

Made a username on the RVF forum once I suggested it and hasn't logged in for almost 6 months now even though he's having problems with women.

I think the only time he cold approaches is when I'm with him which has been about twice a year.

[rocksteady]

Mid 20's, ridiculously good looking (solid 9), shredded body. Great guy, extroverted, chicks love him. Dating this super religious chick for over a year who he hasn't slept with (he's still a virgin), and said chick gives him head once a week. She also is ugly as fuck (a 5, 6 on a good day), and has no personality at all. After typing that out, I'm starting to wonder if he's gay.

[coverdoc]

I tend to realize that most of the blue pill beta mother fuckers that hate on people using sites like rooshv have the worst game/time when it comes to women.

[Parlay44]

(12-22-2014 03:12 AM)rocksteady Wrote:  

Mid 20's, ridiculously good looking (solid 9), shredded body. Great guy, extroverted, chicks love him. Dating this super religious chick for over a year who he hasn't slept with (he's still a virgin), and said chick gives him head once a week. She also is ugly as fuck (a 5, 6 on a good day), and has no personality at all. After typing that out, I'm starting to wonder if he's gay.

Sounds like Good Looking Loser

[Silver_Tube]

He's 6'2" white, blonde, heavy southern accent, probably about 230 lbs (normal looking dude with a bit of a gut). He sells cars for a living and is pretty good at it. We arent really sure about his sexual orientation, known him since childhood and never really caught him checking out or talking about girls the way the rest of us do. He assures us that he is straight and that just because we havent noticed doesn't mean that he hasn't.

He's pretty old fashioned convervative type, doesnt drink or party because there was an alcoholism problem in his family. Something about his attitude makes people want to tease and pick on him. Everyone gives him so much crap verbally. It is always a laugh when he is around, though the laughs are often at his expense. I don't know what it is, he has charisma and could look really good if he tried, but all he uses that personality for is to get people to tease him.

[Jeimuzu]

My friend who gets laid the least has all the qualities in a man that I would usually stay away from but because I have known him for years he has cemented his place within my social circle.

A brief description of him:

1. Had a relationship with a good girl who was a virgin but managed to turn the relationship into a right shit storm by using his technique of "Game" which involved being a dick and starting arguments constantly with her about stupid things and also being very cold towards her (Not even holding her hand in public) but has been bent out of shape about her for the last 2 years since they broke up. He also constantly talks about her and asks how she is doing like a complete chump.

2. Constantly posts inspirational quotes on Facebook and goes on hour long rants about how one day he will make it and will succeed in life but just sits around all day and smokes weed and plays PS4

3. Tries to give people advice about how to improve their life but lives at home with his mother in a semi-run down house. He also spends all his money on weed and the rest of it I have no idea what he does with as he works full time and has had the same wardrobe for the last 3 years.

4. Consistently bangs ugly women and boasts about it as well as showing pictures to seek approval.

He is far from an ugly guy would probably be rated above average if he would shave more often hit the gym and stop working crappy jobs in retail and actually get his head screwed on. Unfortunately he is the type of person who is so stubborn that he will never listen to anyone else about anything.

You may be wondering why I continue a relationship with someone who has so many terrible qualities for a man but he is genuinely a good friend and has been there for me when I needed someone. Loyalty is very hard to come by nowadays but he also doubles up as a reminder every time I start to slip into a bad place as to what my life could turn out like if I don't grab the bitch by the thighs and keep plugging.

[RedPillChick]

1) she is ok looking, maybe a 6. She has a butter face but beautiful long hair, good skin, and good teeth. Very feminine. She is also skinny, something very rare here where I live. However, she only goes after semi-gay guys. She already owns 3 cats who she calls her babies (we are in our very early 20s), is snobby beyond belief, and very quiet. She works at a GameStop so you think she would have prime ability to pick up on betas all day...but she has only had two dates since highschool and no boyfriends.

2) this girl is just sad. She is a 3, although my brother insists she's a 2. She is nice, but probably too quiet. She goes on POF and OkCupid. However she has never gotten a date off of there. She has gained a steady amout of weight since we graduated high school...much more then even the girls who have had kids. Anytime sexual topics come up she squeels "eww gross!" Like a little kid. The only boyfriends she has had are a white trash dude who dumped her and a rapist (on the sex offender registry) who asked her not to shave her legs. She puts terrible pictures of herself on Facebook and often doesn't shave her legs!! The biggest problem is that she only goes for guys 7+. She thinks she is going to get a cowboy stud. I offered to set her up on a date last week and the first thing she asked was "is he cute?" That's the last thing she should be worrying about. I have given up on her.

[britchard]

^ Mods please remove the woman troll.

[enderilluminatus]

He eats, drinks, and smokes in a way that gives himself heart pain. He has a gf who doesn't want to fuck him but wanted to fuck her old boyfriends and has told him about it. He wants the results of game but refuses to consider it.

[DumbfromBirth]

Me, but not trying to get laid atm takes too much effort where I live thus focusing on online income so I can reach my dream of traveling the world. Next would be my friend who has an insane aesthetic body very good looking, but still constantly struggles due to self deprecating comments and lack of confidence. But its what living here can do to a man.

[Palo_alto]

Here we go. My friend who gets laid the least:

26 years old, maybe fucked 6/7 girls. All hookers.

1. Overweight and short (5´5). Terrible eating habits, he eats a lot of fast food, mainly due to the fact that he os on the munchies 24/7. He is afraid to take his shirt off (grooves, stretch marks,etc...) He is 100kg.

2. Metalhead. Not the fact that he is one. I consider one myself. But the fact that he wears Death metal XXL shirts, skinny black jeans and boots, even when is 35C here in Santiago now. He does not look bad ass, he looks like a 15 year old fat gamer metal head. Scares ladies away with his looks.

3. Smokes ways to much weed. He is immerse in guitar playing/recoding. Afraid to play live.

4. When we go out he gets totally shit-faced and then ends up at the whorehouse where he is so fucked he cannot even fuck the hood rats. Sad.

5. Lives with his single mother in a 34m2 apartment.

Looks like vide games / weed / over weight / living with mom and pop are standards for continuos dry spells.

Perdone mi inglés.

[godfather dust]

I'm not sure if this has been mentioned, but porn and video game fiends get laid the least from what I've seen. I already posted an example earlier and those two things are the main culprits for him IMO.

[The Reactionary Tree]

My friend I just went out with this past weekend has to be one of my friends that gets laid the least.

He is 29yo, 5'10, 190lbs. He currently lives at home with his mom & is delivering pizzas since he got back from a several year teaching stint overseas in SEA. I am pretty sure he has Asperger's. He is the basement dwelling omega type. He has massive bags under his eyes because he holds bizarre sleeping patterns. He has admitted to me that he has porn-induced ED but refuses to even attempt to quit watching porn or masturbating. He is just socially awkward. He also dresses terribly: oversized clothes, not stylish. Gives off a creepy vibe.

His only lays have come from Filipina girls and prostitutes. I insist that prostitutes do not count but he claims "all women are prostitutes" which should just tell you his mindset.

He has zero control over alcohol. He never realizes he that he should slow down. Even if I tell him he needs to slow down, he just drinks more. When he is drunk, he is loud. Talking is yelling. Not only that, but he is sloppy as fuck. At the bar, he often makes passive aggressive comments to other guys like say when they are playing billiards, "you know you just scratched" even though he can barely sit upright. He has nearly got me kicked out of every establishment I have ever gone to with him as some member of the staff comes over and asks him to watch it because he is generally being obnoxious in some way or another.

He yells random obscure things at strangers in the bar that he thinks are hilarious but no one gets the reference and just ignore him.

Best of all. He tries to give me game/dating advice. I'll admit that I am no Casanova but it's hilarious to say the least to hear advice from a guy who can only get laid with filipinas and pros.

[depravity]

Me:

-20 years old
-judgmental
-depressive
-takes himself to seriously, won't let go of his ego, finds it threatening to realize that he isn't shit to girls yet. half-asses the process (getting by on a few approaches and not fully committing to interactions after opening) in order to maintain a self-image that hasn't served him - you can't feel like you're special or distinctive in any sort of way when you're getting blownout by girls regularly.
-too apologetic
-afraid to assert himself or get a negative reaction from someone. feels bad even when someone's mildly annoyed or inconvenienced by him, yet he expects to fuck hot sluts.
-boring and introverted
-skinny fat
-caves under any sort of pressure and whines too much, lightweight and mentally fragile. crybaby.
-result-dependent
-mentally and physically rigid, incapable of being spontaneous or improvising - gets an ambiguous reaction from a girl, or gets in a situation or a stage that he's not used to and just walks away from the set. Sees a girl he wants to approach, but if she makes a right turn won't divert from his path in order to go talk to her.

[robreke]

(12-26-2014 08:31 PM)The Reactionary Tree Wrote:  

My friend I just went out with this past weekend has to be one of my friends that gets laid the least.

He is 29yo, 5'10, 190lbs. He currently lives at home with his mom & is delivering pizzas since he got back from a several year teaching stint overseas in SEA. I am pretty sure he has Asperger's. He is the basement dwelling omega type. He has massive bags under his eyes because he holds bizarre sleeping patterns. He has admitted to me that he has porn-induced ED but refuses to even attempt to quit watching porn or masturbating. He is just socially awkward. He also dresses terribly: oversized clothes, not stylish. Gives off a creepy vibe.

His only lays have come from Filipina girls and prostitutes. I insist that prostitutes do not count but he claims "all women are prostitutes" which should just tell you his mindset.

He has zero control over alcohol. He never realizes he that he should slow down. Even if I tell him he needs to slow down, he just drinks more. When he is drunk, he is loud. Talking is yelling. Not only that, but he is sloppy as fuck. At the bar, he often makes passive aggressive comments to other guys like say when they are playing billiards, "you know you just scratched" even though he can barely sit upright. He has nearly got me kicked out of every establishment I have ever gone to with him as some member of the staff comes over and asks him to watch it because he is generally being obnoxious in some way or another.

He yells random obscure things at strangers in the bar that he thinks are hilarious but no one gets the reference and just ignore him.

Best of all. He tries to give me game/dating advice. I'll admit that I am no Casanova but it's hilarious to say the least to hear advice from a guy who can only get laid with filipinas and pros.

God bless your patience for putting up with him.

[Merenguero]

(12-26-2014 08:31 PM)The Reactionary Tree Wrote:  

My friend I just went out with this past weekend has to be one of my friends that gets laid the least.

He is 29yo, 5'10, 190lbs. He currently lives at home with his mom & is delivering pizzas since he got back from a several year teaching stint overseas in SEA. I am pretty sure he has Asperger's. He is the basement dwelling omega type. He has massive bags under his eyes because he holds bizarre sleeping patterns. He has admitted to me that he has porn-induced ED but refuses to even attempt to quit watching porn or masturbating. He is just socially awkward. He also dresses terribly: oversized clothes, not stylish. Gives off a creepy vibe.

His only lays have come from Filipina girls and prostitutes. I insist that prostitutes do not count but he claims "all women are prostitutes" which should just tell you his mindset.

He has zero control over alcohol. He never realizes he that he should slow down. Even if I tell him he needs to slow down, he just drinks more. When he is drunk, he is loud. Talking is yelling. Not only that, but he is sloppy as fuck. At the bar, he often makes passive aggressive comments to other guys like say when they are playing billiards, "you know you just scratched" even though he can barely sit upright. He has nearly got me kicked out of every establishment I have ever gone to with him as some member of the staff comes over and asks him to watch it because he is generally being obnoxious in some way or another.

He yells random obscure things at strangers in the bar that he thinks are hilarious but no one gets the reference and just ignore him.

Best of all. He tries to give me game/dating advice. I'll admit that I am no Casanova but it's hilarious to say the least to hear advice from a guy who can only get laid with filipinas and pros.

I don't know if this has ever been said on the forum before, but often the people who try to give advice are the ones least qualified to give it. I mean, I've had guys older than me with single digit notch counts, serious negative net worth, 30+% body fat, try to "teach" me things. There's some psychological reason why people like that try to do that.

[MrXY]

My favorites are the married guys with frumpy wives who walk all over them and were the third girl he dated who try to give advice about how to handle women.

[Comte De St. Germain]

The guy I'm about to talk about here is the textbook definition of what we refer to as a beta on this forum in terms of his personality with an especially special snowflake mentality towards women. Never has a women so much as even kissed this fucker, but he should be slaying it with because of the people who use to hang with him and the resources/looks he has.

-Man has an enormous amount of following on Instagram, but all he does it post pictures of himself skating and garbage memes about the 90s. The skating part is good, but he is an anti-social fuckwad who can't maintain a group of friends so he's forever alone. Proceeded to lie about getting a contract to promote skateboards in order to make me feel impressed with him and get into contact with him.

-Never wanted to hang out or do anything fun/worthwhile unless we all forced him to come along. He had no semblance of camaraderie too. Spineless worm.

-Beta to an extreme. About every stereotype on this forum(he's not an IRT though), and couldn't even get laid with a slut following him around.

-One time made the wallpaper of his phone a girl he never met that was a loose acquaintance of mine that he pretended to date for a while, and proceeded to brag about it to all of us whom are his now former friends.

-Lame personality and has an obsession with sports to an extreme. Sports and skating are his life.

-Can't flirt for the life of him, but he's stupid so he doesn't realize women don't want to talk to him. Though that skill would be useful to learn Game.

-Irredeemable to a fault. I tried my hardest to reform him, but lame was an understatement. Then he proceeded to abandon his own friends after a while. Though I'm glad that friend group broke apart as everyone was a little shit or a whiner even if they pulled massively which we all did besides this guy.

-He always asked for advice but never put it into action. Proceeded to try to give me advice when he was the one asking for help too.

[storm]

My friend who gets laid the least is a virgin nearing the end of his 20s. He is an intellectual (not to be mistaken with pseudo-intellectual) STEM PhD who is tall and able to carry on a high level of conversation.

He is deathly terrified of meeting a girl, falling into puppy love, getting married, and getting divorce raped.

When I'm drunk I look at the time I spend on girls and think he had the right idea.