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11-21-2016, 11:00 PM
Arrived in Taganga. The beach is pleasant and the hammocks overlooking the bay are quite good but there are only bloody hippies and backpackers, plus absolutely nothing to fuck here expect fat Swedish girls and dirty tattooed Californians. I will pass.
I grabbed an arepa and got in touch with the paisa that lives in Santa Marta. Tip: the ride from Taganga does not cost anything (1500 pesos) while taxi will charge you a minimum of 14000 and 20000 for El Todadero)
We met outside her hotel but I could not come up to fuck her as the security stopped from doing so. She got ready, dressed to the nines and very smiley, her paisa friend was equally pretty and elegant. A older man from her workplace joined us.
He spoke rarely but I could feel that he was one o us we drank some rum Medellin with lime slices and danced bachata and salsa.
My paisa was dancing for 10 years and compliments me on my moves. She tells me that I am "a Frenchman con sabor colombiano".
Lucky I read the salsa game tips on the forum and had a friend at home helping me dusting off the old moves.
We finished our bottle. Everyone parted ways. I walked a bit with mine on the beach. We turned left and found a dark corner on the beach. Started fooling around whipped out a condom and I was taking her.
I was enjoying myself but she started saying tgat there was a head poking from a palm tree. I thought she was imagining things.
But there was actually a beta pulling on his knob behing a tree. I went with my cock in the air to tell him to fuck off. He started flashing a light in my eyes and said that we could be robbed here.
My girl got scared and shy. Then we laughed and I brought her home. Flag 3. She is one of the frienliest girl I have ever crossed.
Left the next day for Tayrona park. Would have been nice if it did not start to rain. I was wet as a soup and was being eaten alive by the mozzies. That did not work well on my mood.
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JB's Colombian raid (Bogota, Cartagena, Baranquilla, Medellin)
11-22-2016, 12:44 PM
Came back to Bquilla to wait for the flight to Medellin.
Met up with the little one with the big smile and the cunty sister. She was already testing my patience with her "Don't make me wait" and "I am not going to your hotel " kind of message.
Met her in front of it. I was knackered and wanted to grab a beer here. 10 min of trying to get her in. Left her where she stood and went back up.
A dark girl met me there 30 min later. Nicely dressed big arse. Came with me upstairs. Bit of LMR. Then slapped one on an railed her.
A decent bang but nothing crazy. Put her in the bus and got some sleep.
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11-22-2016, 03:24 PM
@JBPoqueliche what´s the plan for Christmas and Newyear, I´ll arrive in Medellin around newyear so it will be good to meet up if you´re around.
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JB's Colombian raid (Bogota, Cartagena, Baranquilla, Medellin)
11-22-2016, 05:18 PM
Just a tip. Getting taxis to pick you up prime time at your places in Medellin during the entire month of December is ridiculously hard. Try getting an uber account or getting the personal cell phones of some cabbies. Calling dispatch is not a good option.
As for arriving in New Years. It's not like other places where it's a big party. Locals tend to hang out with family that night. Just so you won't be surprised that it's not popping on NYE like other places outside Colombia.
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JB's Colombian raid (Bogota, Cartagena, Baranquilla, Medellin)
11-23-2016, 12:18 PM
@rotten apple
Hey man. Staying only 10 more days in Colombia. Chrissie with the folks at home and NY in the cold and slutty lands of EE. Next time I will stay longer. And check the weather forecast way ahead
@tomtud
Absolutely agree. Uber just fucked me with estimations. Friend wanted to take Uber. Should not have listened. Had the number of an awesome cabbie whose uncle works at Western Union and gave me a killer rate for USD/COP xchange rate.
Just landed in Medellin. Yesterday was interesting. Will write.
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JB's Colombian raid (Bogota, Cartagena, Baranquilla, Medellin)
11-23-2016, 03:19 PM
3 flags? which others besides colombia? venezuelan?
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JB's Colombian raid (Bogota, Cartagena, Baranquilla, Medellin)
11-24-2016, 08:55 AM
Yep 3, nothing crazy. Although good quality. Met a venezuelean but could not score before leaving Bquilla.
Raining in Medellin. This rain really keeps following me.
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JB's Colombian raid (Bogota, Cartagena, Baranquilla, Medellin)
11-24-2016, 11:46 AM
@newgame
Around 7Am looked a bit dark. But much better now. Mood has improved too. Send us a PM, man. If plans come up for the weekend.
NSFW material if you scroll dowm!
Ok so the day before yesterday, last night in Bquilla. There was this girl with fake tits that appeared at the beginning of my stay. She looked quite slutty but not deranged. Got her number and chatted with her a bit. Says she looks for a serious man but still wants to see my dick.
She starts being quite rude and does not say "please", "thanks" or "hi". Sends a few nudes and keeps asking me where we will fuck and that she wants to shave my dick (WTF). Plan it, she flakes last minute ("I was occupied"). Red flag.
Plan a second/last strike date directly at the hotel again. She is late but I am working and I have another girl planned.
Send her a message to confirm the flake and here is what she sends:
Can't seem to insert in the post from a phone so it will be at the end.
She shows me her snatch being fucked by her "jefe".
"I need an Iphone and my boss will give one to me. And as you won't give me one, I chose to be with him"
You're right on that, slag. The only thing I'd give you would be a prolapsed rectum.
One more file to add to the AWALT entry.
The girl with the wide hips (the one dressed in black) came an hour later and we had an awesome time fucking and drinking beer. Really sweet girl and with fire. Shame I was leaving.
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11-24-2016, 11:58 AM
I like Medellin from what I see. Went to the gym yesterday and got the number of a blonde there.
This city is really a festival of ass. I think i will like it here.
Was supposed to meet up with the Blonde Paisa from Santa Marta.
Tells me that she can't because she is scared of my strength. Tells me that she thought I would hurt her when I took her in the dark on the beach.
That she fears boxers as she reads the news and there is always a story of a boxer punching or killing his wife. That her husband used to beat her too.
She also confesses that she is clinically paranoid and has been taking meds for 4 years to "calm her down".
All right honey, no worries. Better that than her stabbing me in my sleep.
Off to for a stroll. Maybe see the Pueblito Paisa. Anyone knows if it is worth it?
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JB's Colombian raid (Bogota, Cartagena, Baranquilla, Medellin)
11-24-2016, 07:35 PM
Bit of day game. Met a smiley shop keeper with big tits that has a smile that can melt a radiator
A morena girl with a long navel piercing chatted me up when I was buying avocados. Plan to meet up later. Avocados are the best I have tasted in my life.
Opened a single mother, very small frame. Walked a bit together. A clown that was in the mall barged in and said that I was a big blond import and that this girl should catch me now. Cheers, clown.
She brought me to an old traditional coffee place. We had a walk in Junin, nice spot.
Brought along to mine straight after that for a juice. Was on her period but I took a red blanket out. Very pleasant bang. She is one of the smallest girl I have been with. Cool vibe. Flag 5
Might go to Lleras later. HIGH ENERGY!.
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JB's Colombian raid (Bogota, Cartagena, Baranquilla, Medellin)
11-24-2016, 07:41 PM
If going to stay in Colombia over 3 months, will you need a visa? If so, will you be needing to get it before arrival or can you get it during your stay by going to immigration like Manila?
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JB's Colombian raid (Bogota, Cartagena, Baranquilla, Medellin)
11-24-2016, 08:00 PM
No idea man. There might be a loop like in Poland when you cross the border of a neighbouring country and it restarts, I don't know
You would need to check that before hand. I do not know if it will be difficult.
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JB's Colombian raid (Bogota, Cartagena, Baranquilla, Medellin)
11-24-2016, 08:33 PM
Anyone going to be in Columbia the next two weeks. I maybe thinking of going there for a couple of days.
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JB's Colombian raid (Bogota, Cartagena, Baranquilla, Medellin)
11-25-2016, 02:29 PM
Hey Cogon how is Peru you fuckin fag?
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11-25-2016, 03:43 PM
No Cogon is now posting under LATAMnomad, a needy little bitch who keeps asking annoying basic travel questions about Colombia. His posts as Cogon were actually pretty funny because he made all of these odd ball comparisons between the Philippines/Peru/colombia/DR. Guys don't report him to the mods, this jackass is entertaining, let's keep him around. LATAMnomad/Cogon, as you were dipshit.
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JB's Colombian raid (Bogota, Cartagena, Baranquilla, Medellin)
11-25-2016, 06:39 PM
@scotian
Good to know who's who
Went to Lleras yesterday. Pleasant atmosphere while drinking beer in the fresh air. But too many pasty German girls in flip flops, Colombian hipster girls and prepagos.
Shot the shit with a cool copper and exchanged some travel info.
Next day, a little boy came to me in the park, asking questions about the world and other countries. So polite, it was refreshing. The next gen might not be so fucked up.
Rain again this morning.
Sun came up in the arvo so I met up with that morena girl with the nice navel piercing. True 8 for face and banging body. 1st meet. Grabbed an ice cream. Turns out she is 18.
Brought her to mine. Clothes flew off. Raw dogged the shit out of her. Flag 6.
Hair pulling, squirting, heads banging on walls. She swallowed everything and washed me in the shower while giving me massage.
Made her pose for nudes while giving her directions to get a better curve for the picture.
I felt like the king of the petrol.
Railed her once more then put her in the metro. Went to a church nearby. Prayed to St Michael, my patron saint, to protect me from the devil of STDs.
Hung out with the smiley shopkeeper from the nearby cafe. Might meet her up later or iron a shirt and hit La 70.
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11-26-2016, 03:44 AM
Quote: (11-25-2016 04:13 PM)Merenguero Wrote:
Quote: (11-25-2016 03:43 PM)scotian Wrote:
No Cogon is now posting under LATAMnomad, a needy little bitch who keeps asking annoying basic travel questions about Colombia. His posts as Cogon were actually pretty funny because he made all of these odd ball comparisons between the Philippines/Peru/colombia/DR. Guys don't report him to the mods, this jackass is entertaining, let's keep him around. LATAMnomad/Cogon, as you were dipshit.
I think I remember him now. He was posting all kinds of ridiculous stuff about Peruvian jungles in one of the many Colombia threads. The mods seem to be getting a lot more liberal. They're letting "Tweezy" stick around and post all kinds of bollocks in the Vietnam thread.
To further derail this thread, I agree the mods are getting more liberal. A certain Complaining "Casanova" has been posting for at least a year just to complain about Poland (actually Krakow). Move? Take tips? Apparently no.
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11-26-2016, 07:07 AM
Quote: (11-26-2016 03:44 AM)262 Wrote:
Quote: (11-25-2016 04:13 PM)Merenguero Wrote:
Quote: (11-25-2016 03:43 PM)scotian Wrote:
No Cogon is now posting under LATAMnomad, a needy little bitch who keeps asking annoying basic travel questions about Colombia. His posts as Cogon were actually pretty funny because he made all of these odd ball comparisons between the Philippines/Peru/colombia/DR. Guys don't report him to the mods, this jackass is entertaining, let's keep him around. LATAMnomad/Cogon, as you were dipshit.
I think I remember him now. He was posting all kinds of ridiculous stuff about Peruvian jungles in one of the many Colombia threads. The mods seem to be getting a lot more liberal. They're letting "Tweezy" stick around and post all kinds of bollocks in the Vietnam thread.
To further derail this thread, I agree the mods are getting more liberal. A certain Complaining "Casanova" has been posting for at least a year just to complain about Poland (actually Krakow). Move? Take tips? Apparently no.
LOL who could complain about poland.
the juxtaposition of this thread with the russian raid is outstanding, seems your doing a lot better down there
With the bases loaded all we needs a hit boy ima still swing for the fences, I guess you tend to over do it, when you come up under-privileged