[LINUX]

In Barranquilla don't stay in an apartment. Get you a room at hotel Barranqilla plaza. Eat there, swim there and bring women there. If you get an apartment, you're probably going to regret it. The guy outside the front door of the hotel selling chicklets can hook you up. Tell the maid on the 7th floor I said hello.

[Merenguero]

(11-13-2016 09:36 PM)LINUX Wrote:  

In Barranquilla don't stay in an apartment. Get you a room at hotel Barranqilla plaza. Eat there, swim there and bring women there. If you get an apartment, you're probably going to regret it. The guy outside the front door of the hotel selling chicklets can hook you up. Tell the maid on the 7th floor I said hello.

Was she the one you hit with a pillow when she walked in on you and seemed like she wasn't leaving?[/i]

[JBPoqueliche]

@scotian

Yeah i saw a few girls strolling around. Rain was pouring so i packed the fishing rods and left. I will have one last night in Bogota before departure, i will give Chapinero a try.

@LINUX
The guys with the chicklets can hook me up, for rooms there you mean? Tried to book the barranquilla plaza but all single/double rooms fully booked. Got a shweet room in the same neighbourhood, pool and all.

Shame i won't be able to say to the maid "El señor LINUX dice "bitch GTFO" con amor"

In el Dorado's lobby. Few epic arses around. I am glad to leave I must say.

[JBPoqueliche]

Never mind, I just understood the chicklet guy thing. Had a walk around the old city, quite nice but very fast to explore. Coffee is great and those girls' bodies are banging.

hot as balls obviously, staying in Getsemani tonight then Boca Grande. Loads of shops are closed as it is a public holiday today.

Great patio where I am. I will get some work done then maybe some evening game.

[JBPoqueliche]

Well, fuck:

   

Wanted to go out yesterday after some work and sport, but a storm broke out. In minutes, all the streets had water to knee level. No nightgame, alleys were empty of car or people.

I rained all night long and this morning it carried on. It will be like that for the next week on the coast according to the forecast. Considering saying fuck it to Barranquilla/Santa Marta/ Tirona if it stays like that. Checking the flights to Medellin. TBC today.

Had a chat in the street with two funny French guys in their 60s that are here for the pay for play. They used to kill it in Cuba and Colombia 25 years ago for free now "no choice, my boy. We have to pay for it. But we miss the thrill of the hunt". Said bye. Day game today if the streets dry up.

[Cattle Rustler]

You should run some canoe game, or raft if you're on a budget.

[JBPoqueliche]

Canoe game " Hola linda, wanna see how big is my paddle?"

[brat]

You should try bucaramanga girls look like paisas but the city is cheap af and the weather is similar to medellin

[natas305]

(11-15-2016 09:43 PM)brat Wrote:  

You should try bucaramanga girls look like paisas but the city is cheap af and the weather is similar to medellin

I've literally heard that the girls there look nothing like paisas or the rest of the popular Colombianas we love so much, but it'd be great to hear what another verdict is from someone else.

[JBPoqueliche]

All right so i will keep bucaramanga in the books.

Daygamed a bit yesterday. It was excellent. i will do the same in Quilla. It s pleasant under the sun.

Saw a girl with an absolutely insane body working in a cosmetics shop. Stopped by and her arse was out of this world.

Friendly, smiley. Had a boyfriend but gyspsied my way into getting the number. Had her to come near the hotel in the evening. Last minute flake.

Had another little tanned girl that seemed keen. Did not want to follow me directly to mine, later on she wants to get a taxi to come to a distant barrio. So no.

A half cuban girl too tried to get me to the barrio at midnight after i told her to get ready, put on heels and come over which she accepted. Kept insisting i dropped it.

Three girls with fake tits and fake arse in this amazing body tech gym (like a church, it s nice and big, awesome spot and the first admission was free) . One not receptive but obviously a pro. Second one receptive but laughed when i asked her what she was doing here, like i asked the obvious. Third, pro too.

Only good looking girls at night are pros obviously no surprise.

Mister babillas empty with 4 pros. Went to the old city, ratty backpackers, old gringos and about 150 prostitutes standing there waiting for some action.

Beach sucks balls with a straw. Peddlers are the worst.

Hate the place glad i am leaving. More daygame might have been good.

I am glad i read all the info on cartagena here. At least it did not come as a surprise.

Quilla next. Any tips for the bus to get there from Cartagena?

[blacknwhitespade]

(11-11-2016 12:54 PM)Teal529 Wrote:  

I found Santa Marta to be the easiest. I made out with chicks the second we were checking each other out on the beach. Literally just a few words and made out. I got some easy lays there.

The hottest chick I've ever banged was in Cartagena. She was a pro, but I told her I was there for a week and just wanted to be friends. I slayed it all week. Oddly, she had 3 daughters but her puss didn't act like it. She was half Colombian half Filipino.

I was only in Bogota for 2 days. Went out with my step-brother, no hookups. Honestly I found the chicas up north to be more wild and down for the pound.

*quick edit* I didn't even have tinder while I was in Colombia for 5 weeks. It was 2 years ago and I totally had forgot about Tinder, and it was still really easy.... I can't wait to go back there.

What type of women were these in Santa Maria that you cavorted with on the beach? Mestizo? Castizo? Afro-Mestizo? Just causual beach game openers and a little bait drop? English or Spanish?

[Tigre]

(11-16-2016 10:50 AM)JBPoqueliche Wrote:  

Quilla next. Any tips for the bus to get there from Cartagena?

Cartagena's bus terminal is all the way on the opposite side of town from Barranquilla. Not recommended to use a regular bus.

Transportes MarSol is a good choice. They do Cartagena-Barranquilla-Santa Marta in a minivan.

[LATAMnomad]

(11-15-2016 10:52 AM)JBPoqueliche Wrote:  

Well, fuck:



Wanted to go out yesterday after some work and sport, but a storm broke out. In minutes, all the streets had water to knee level. No nightgame, alleys were empty of car or people.

I rained all night long and this morning it carried on. It will be like that for the next week on the coast according to the forecast. Considering saying fuck it to Barranquilla/Santa Marta/ Tirona if it stays like that. Checking the flights to Medellin. TBC today.

Had a chat in the street with two funny French guys in their 60s that are here for the pay for play. They used to kill it in Cuba and Colombia 25 years ago for free now "no choice, my boy. We have to pay for it. But we miss the thrill of the hunt". Said bye. Day game today if the streets dry up.

They were in their 40s nearly prime age still. That cant be used to compare Colombia/Cuba then and now because their own age is likely a huge factor in the changes they experienced.

[scotian]

Ya Marsol is the way to go your hotel reception will set it up for you, every hotel on the coast knows the company and they'll come right to your hotel and drop you off at your next destination.

[JBPoqueliche]

(11-16-2016 11:27 AM)LATAMnomad Wrote:  

They were in their 40s nearly prime age still. That cant be used to compare Colombia/Cuba then and now because their own age is likely a huge factor in the changes they experienced.

The Cuba and Colombia of 25 years would have been an El Dorado for Gringos then. Bit hairier pussies, less fake tits but still fun.

A bit like Russia just before and after the wall fell

[JBPoqueliche]

By the way, that's how it looked like after the rain*

   

And that was yesterday night in the old town. All the women are just pros hanging around.

   

[JBPoqueliche]

Just hopped on the Marsol.

Great tip, Tigre. Comfy and with the air con .

[JBPoqueliche]

Touched base in quilla. Did a slight bit of game in the late afternoon when I arrived.

I much prefer the place and the girls here. Provincial vibe like where I come from.

Had a date planned at 20.00. She flaked invoking the taxi cost. She would not budge. The half cuban chick from carta kept teasing me now that I am gone. Tells me to come back so we can take a room together.

So horny I start considering it. But fuck it I won t do that long road for hypothetical pussy, I need to take the poison out and think clearly.

Went for morning/midday day game in the portal del prado. Of course rain starts pouring when I come out. Streets flooded. Decided to soldier on and go anyway.

Met an awesome taxi dude. We make friends and joke about Trump, that he is right to build a wall. The guy is a proper man. Take his number. As I leave, a blonde girl gets in the taxi when I leave it.

Apparently she asks about me. The taxi driver calls me and tells me that she is pretty, likes me and if he can give her my number. What a lad.

Great spot. Got two numbers straight away of two small chicks with big smiles.

Then I cross paths with a brunette with amazing hips that eyefucks me . Turn back and open her. Got the number.

Had one girl that was supposed to come to my pool in the afternoon that flaked too. She rainchecks and wants to meet at the frogg tonight.

Met a brunette in the street after lunch. Instadate. She shows me the tattoo near her pussy while we drink coffee. Good touching. Thought it s a done deal. Bring her to mine for pictures. She wanted to stay at the reception, pulled her upstairs.

More touching and LMR. At least 30 minutes. Manage a make out but could not undress her. Wanted to go caveman but it was too awkward, would have gone wrong.

Walk her back a bit, might see her soon.

As we stand i have two dates at 19.00 one at 20.00, two at 21.00. Failure is not an option.

My computer does not turn on, does weird noises and keeps restarting it s been an hour. Phone keeps freezing.

I start thinking that someone, somewhere is putting pins in a voodoo doll with my face on it.

[Shimmy]

Why not just pay for a girls taxi? An uber ride not only costs about $3 in Colombia but you can see exactly when she's going to show up and have it go to your place to meet you there. Worth every penny, but either way a horrible reason to cost you a chance at getting laid.

[natas305]

Paying a few dollars for a girls cab ride is pretty much the norm in Colombia, get used to it.

[KsockZ]

I agree, I've been ordering an Uber for almost every girl so far. It's peasant change bro, just pay the $2-5, smash and move on.
Girl came over today in her own taxi but I sprung for the Uber to her work when we were done. Well worth the few buck to smash a sexy ass 21 year old.

[JBPoqueliche]

That s the thing i forgot to write
.I proposed to pay the ride and she still would not come.

Flag taken. Almost doubled it a few hours later. Details to follow.

[JBPoqueliche]

All right. Shit weather following me.

Flag 1. Met the brown girl with wide hips. One drink and we were off to mine. High heels were the only thing that stayed on. Pussy smooth as a mirror. Smashed her hard while she was wiggling her arse on my cock.
Went too hard she started bleeding. Condom looked like a red meat balloon.
She felt ashamed, an in the bathroom. Did not want more after that and I could not finish. Tried to negociate a blowie she would not have it.

Horny so went out and met a girl in a bar next door. Makeout pretty fast then she wants me to sponsor all the entrances for her and her friends in the local snobby club. No way, i could see the trick. Told her i wanted to chill.
Put her in a taxi and we go to mine. Bit of LMR, she tries to leave. I pull her by the skirt, take off her top, play with her big tits while slapping her arse. She moans but would not touch my cock. Got dressed and ran away.
Got back in touch, should see her soon.

Met a cute 19 year old with a big smile. Date when fine but plays hard to get.

Met her the evening at this salsa place called the troja. No air con and music so loud the ears ring and no way to communicate.
She brings her sister unannounced. No wingman with me , shame she is pretty too.
I am in good spirits so I buy some rounds.
Cheap and mine keeps kissing me but the attitude of her cunty sister/ the stormy weather quickly made me angry.
The sibling keeps ordering stuff without asking and pointing at me the gringo to pay. Not a thank you, not a smile. Rage builds up.

[JBPoqueliche]

Then i start getting really hot. I am from Western France so tropical heat is not my thing. Shirt was too thick and soon I am like a sweaty mess. The sister kept poking my girl, pointing at me, taunting and laughing at my discomfort. Fatigue and the deafening music does not make it better.

Thoughts of snapping her litlle neck or cutting off her nose start crawling in my brain.

Tried to pulll mine in a taxi between some heavy petting. Would not leave the other oxygen thief.

I stand up and leave. My girls keeps writing the next day saying she is sorry and won't bring her again. Sent me some nudes, maybe there is still a lead.

Went the next dau to Quilla's center. Nothing to write home about. Took pictures of a nice colonial church.

A girl I day gamed sends me pussy pictures. Come back and meet her at mine. I keep spitting in her mouth and making her gag on my cock until tears roll down her cheeks. Enjoyable fuck. Flag 2. She blocked my number.

[JBPoqueliche]

Left for Taganga the next day, transferring in Santa Marta.

Hop in the Marsol and I see this light blond girl with a cleavage and big round tits. Start talking and she is very friendly from the start, lovely character. She is a paisa with a magic ass and smile.

We talk and talk. Have things in common. We speak of horses, travels and her passion for astronomy and butterflies. Her recent divorce.

I feel the urge and grab her face she loves it and sucks my tongue. Still a bit of a way to go in the bus. It s quite hot. The bus is full. We are at the back of the mini bus and there is an old dude two seats on the right.

We keep fooling around I caress her neck then tits. I pull my bag over my knees while she discretly rubs my cock.

Soon I am playing with her heavy tits and fingering her while she pulls my cock out and keeps wanking it.

She moans in my ear, licks my neck. She trembles and comes. She spits discretly and rubs my cock. I come and glaze the side of her jeans. She even gives me a Wet wipe. I already love paisas.

We exchange numbers and make plans for the evening before parting ways.

Girls from venezuela keep talking to me and giving me their numbers in Santa Marta. Foreigner value seems good here.