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JB's Colombian raid (Bogota, Cartagena, Baranquilla, Medellin)
#76

JB's Colombian raid (Bogota, Cartagena, Baranquilla, Medellin)

@sanmiguel
Yes, not the first time i hear the Iphone for pussy trade being proposed.

Red flags was her rudeness, being up and talking at stupid o 'clock and fake tits.

@burncushlikewood

Yep, I think the exotic factor might play. In Tula I was just another Vasya with a button-up.

My game is more aggressive and direct so it works well here while it could have sunk me in provincial Russia.

Plus the Colombian girls' revealing clothing just makes me jump from my chair, to catch them before they disappear.

Was also in a much smaller spot in Russia. The sheer number of women here makes me happy.

Boys, if that is misery, let's hope it will last
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#77

JB's Colombian raid (Bogota, Cartagena, Baranquilla, Medellin)

Went to La 70 yesterday. Pretty empty but the good thing was there were alnost no gringos. Girls are mainly slightly older or in big companies.

The only frequented spot was a salsa bar that was packed with coworkers and older gen, plus the music was deafeningly loud. Headed home as I wanted to see some stuff the next morning.

Woke up early and grabbed a bus to Guatape and the Piedra del Peñol that dominates the valley. 2 hrs bus ride, big stone, some stairs chocker full of gringos, with overpriced bullshit and some rain. Bus took too much time going back, missed my meetup with the 18y old, could not bang her again.

Got some workout done and flirted with the smiley coffee place girl. Got 4 dates planned tomorrow.

Feel tired so I reiniate contact with a girl that was lukewarm. Get her to come to mine as I was tired. Apparently Karma has closed.

She is receptive but tells me she is on her period. I try a few tricks but don't manage to penetrate her as she feels ashamed. get her to suck my knob and come on her face before ubering her back to her barrio.

Boys, if that is misery, let's hope it will last
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#78

JB's Colombian raid (Bogota, Cartagena, Baranquilla, Medellin)

Ah and it's raining agaiiiiin. By all the gods in Asgard, will that ever stop?

Went to Pueblito Paisa. Nothing to write home about.

Streets are almost empty. Family day. All the girls in malls are with their mothers. Only got the number of a lovely paisa with light hair that was selling some Christmas almonds.

Had some cane juice with lime and ice. Amazing. All the dates for the day flaked because of the rain.

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#79

JB's Colombian raid (Bogota, Cartagena, Baranquilla, Medellin)

Quote: (11-27-2016 05:16 PM)JBPoqueliche Wrote:  

Went to Pueblito Paisa. Nothing to write home about.

I thought the same thing and the restaurant there was much worse than every other restaurant I went to in Medellin.
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#80

JB's Colombian raid (Bogota, Cartagena, Baranquilla, Medellin)

Quote: (11-27-2016 05:39 PM)Merenguero Wrote:  

Quote: (11-27-2016 05:16 PM)JBPoqueliche Wrote:  

Went to Pueblito Paisa. Nothing to write home about.

I thought the same thing and the restaurant there was much worse than every other restaurant I went to in Medellin.

Only real reason to go to Pueblito Paisa is because of the somewhat cool view in the park.
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#81

JB's Colombian raid (Bogota, Cartagena, Baranquilla, Medellin)

I noticed something unusual. I was walking around today and two or three Colombians just crossed my paths and fist bumped me for no apparent reason.

It happened the previous day too. I am in a zone where I haven't crossed a gringo in a week.

Is that a common thing?

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#82

JB's Colombian raid (Bogota, Cartagena, Baranquilla, Medellin)

Very pleasant day in Medellin. Sunny morning so went for a stroll near the Parque Bolivar and Junin.

Packed with girls. The arses and the shiny back pockets on their jeans are made to look at it. Cruised around and opened a slutty pro looking girl with fake everything.

Had the dead fish eyes of those coke-destroyed bottle rats. Deflected my small talk with the "I am married and happy". Your husband Diego probably has horns so big he has to bend to get in doorways.

As I came back after buying some fruit, I chatted up a smiley girl in the elevator that is from Bogota and visits her friends. She had these long braids that I love. Took her number. She lives in my building. Ideal.

While day gaming, I see an incredible natural blonde Paisa with an hour glass figure,less than 20 with her tits popping out of her cleavage. Do an 180 and open her, she looks at me with big eyes.

But her father was following her. He just grabs her by the arm and pulls her away. She was saying somehing like "But Dad, let me talk to the gringo!". Daddy knew what was up "He is not lost or anything. Come here we are leaving". Funny stuff.

Had my 18 y.o Pocahontas planned for 15.00. She rocked up with a nice slutty top. We grabbed a sandwich and went to mine.

Fucked her raw like a hyena. Banged her 4 times senseless and she passed out on the bed. It was dark and I brought her back to her bus.

I was having a tinto near the a big church lit up at night. I am empty with a smile from ear to ear. I am at peace.

If I manage to put that elevator girl in my bed later, I don't know how I'll bang her. I am spent.

Boys, if that is misery, let's hope it will last
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#83

JB's Colombian raid (Bogota, Cartagena, Baranquilla, Medellin)

Quote: (11-27-2016 10:30 PM)JBPoqueliche Wrote:  

I noticed something unusual. I was walking around today and two or three Colombians just crossed my paths and fist bumped me for no apparent reason.

It happened the previous day too. I am in a zone where I haven't crossed a gringo in a week.

Is that a common thing?

All this guys are on RVF [Image: biggrin.gif]
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#84

JB's Colombian raid (Bogota, Cartagena, Baranquilla, Medellin)

I would not be surprised. Booking should do discounts for RVFers, always taking double rooms for one guest present.

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#85

JB's Colombian raid (Bogota, Cartagena, Baranquilla, Medellin)

JBP -

It is normal for people here NOT to watch were they go. Over the years I have knocked a few people down, on the sidewalk and metro.

It is cool that you ply Centro and Junin. Many gringos do not go to Centro as they believe is too "dangerous", ok. Have sat in the middle of La Playa (cl 52) on the east side of Oriental, have a coffee and view all the talent going up and down the street? There are a lot of schools and a lot of chics there.

Pueblito Paisa is a tourist trap, great views of the city is the thing there. With the Christmas lights going up, there will be ten thousand people up there every night.

Where are you staying where you see no gringos? Gringos tend to stay, or go, only to Poblado, Envigado or Sabaneta, leaving the rest of the valley to you.
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#86

JB's Colombian raid (Bogota, Cartagena, Baranquilla, Medellin)

The only places I've ever seen foreigners in the cities of Medellin and Cali are in Poblado and Ciudad Jardin. I've never even seen any in Envigado.
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#87

JB's Colombian raid (Bogota, Cartagena, Baranquilla, Medellin)

Just sent you a PM JB, really enjoy your posts about Medellin since I am living here.
Would be cool to meet, cheers man
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#88

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@murf

No i did not bump into them. Guys where coming to me and "fist bumping" me, american style, to greet me. As in "Hola amigo, what's up?"

Had a sweet flat but between Colon and Bombona. Area is dodgy at night and next to the policia HQ, a tell sign, but I was always on guard.

At least 4 locals told me "cuidado, cuidado" when they saw me strolling around at night. Got a lot of eyefucking here from the morenas as they were not many gringos or paisa guys around.

@merenguero

Shame i am not here on Christmas. Seeing the santa claus decorations in a hot country messes with my brain.

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#89

JB's Colombian raid (Bogota, Cartagena, Baranquilla, Medellin)

JBP

I think it's dope that you are staying there, most gringos will not go there in the daytime. I like Centro, bubbling with life.

Tonight at midnight there will be tons of fireworks going off, not as much as in the past, they are illegal now and the supply is not the same. Also should be switching the lights on the river and PP. Colombia, Christmas is about a six week party.

Also guessing that there will be tens of thousands at Estadio (6:45pm) for the tribute to the Chapeconese futbol team. I am guessing that even though is Wed night, the crowd might be 100,000.
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#90

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Arrived back in Bogota after the 8h trip. Mud slides and all. Guys, don't take the Coonorte bus. Had to block the broken air vents with some of my socks as the air con was stuck and it was freezing.

Had a nap and talked with a girl that I gamed the first days I arrived. We kept exchanging dirty texts and she talked about having me asking her hand under the Eiffel Tower.

The hotel I am staying at has a weird desk employee. I can not tell if it is a man or a woman. A very masculine woman that takes hormones or a pedal. I called it "Señor" so I guess I will have to stick to it.

Girl said she had the flu and did not feel well. Ubered her over as I promised we won't have sex. She came over and put on some token resistance. Grabbed her hand, made out, undressed her, slapped one on and railed her.

She had a convulsing orgasm where I could not touch her pussy anymore so I tried to take her arse but I could not squeeze half of it in as she complained about the pain. Flag 7. Came in her mouth, she stood up and spat it on the floor like a Russian villager.

She passed out and I had to wake her up to make her leave. Dragged my arse to Gringo Tuesday around 01.00. Still some decent talent around especially in the VIP. I understand why it would be a good spot. Made two lazy approaches including a smoking hot bottle rat with red hair. She was with a big group and I did not have the sacred fire anymore so I chit chatted, got her whatsapp and came back.

Maybe I have the colombian flu now.

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#91

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@murf

Yes I saw the adds on the local TV with the "Say No to fireworks " campaign. The night Athletico played I was hanging around the small joints in Bombona and the atmosphere was awesome with all the fans and their green shirts on.

Some pretty fly girls too were sporting the colors, saw one slut with a tramp stamp "*Atletico Nacional*". I saw a prepago with high heels, mini skirt and a slutty top with a shiny emblem with glitter of the Athletico too.

That does not happen at the Stade Michel d'Ornano, I tell you that much.

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#92

JB's Colombian raid (Bogota, Cartagena, Baranquilla, Medellin)

So I bought a sandwich and an ice cream to Pocahontas and now I am seen as the official walking ATM.

I guess it's the curse of the gringo rubio

It goes "Honey, buy me the phone package with Claro. It has Internet, TV and you even have two months free"

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#93

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I don't get the phone package thing. Is she asking to top up her phone credit, buy her a phone, or buy her a phone plan?

From what I got in that message was "Buy my services from Claro" or "Buy my claro services".....I think she's asking for you to buy her a triple play package and you get two months off.

Man good thing you're banging these sluts on the first try, they truly show their true colors.

Have you experienced any of the famous Colombian flaking?

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Classic barrio girl game. Now you know if she genuinely liked you she would have never asked you for that. However, some cat will take up her offer.
Just respond. "Y q vas a hacer por mi". What are you going to do for me. Best is to say it jokingly as you may still want to tap that as.

There are gonna be plenty more of those girls.
Sad thing is that when we are in our 50s most likely for us to bang the 20 somethings we may have to buy those plans LOL. Just ask the older gringos hanging around lleras during the daytime. I have heard from a few rameras (big time sluts) how they had gringos "q me Mantengan". Basically guys who send money to them every month. Don't be a pendejo Marano.

As for JB. Am cheering for ya. Keep it up
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@Cattlerustler

I think that she wants me to pay everything up front to have like a 12 month contract with all the options, usually includes a phone. I would not hold my breath if I was her.

Felt it yesterday as we were walking back to the metro and she was saying "I want a handbag" while pointing at it. I just said "And I want a Porshe and trousers made of gold" before pulling her away.
I totally agree "Give some pussy first, we'll se about the details later".

The flakes are insane! I quickly adapted my approach by planning 7/8 meetups a day and some at the same time to be sure that one will show up.

Going Strong even pimped me from overseas by sending me numbers of his ex plates. Both flaked after showing initial interest. Even if I was approved by being in the circle.

@tomtud

Yes it seems like a solid answer. A threesome comes to mind. I am leaving this evening so I don't have to worry about that. She was close to a 9 in my book and 18, shame. We'll see how our 50s will be.

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#96

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Personally, I don't even lose my time with the barrio girls. Most of the time, huge loss of time. Personal experience at least. @ Tinder, I am mostly / almost only looking for girls that have ''Universidad'' or something like that somewhere in their profile.
Most of the time, much more interesting, less flakey and, with a lot of luck, some LTR potential (which, I reckon, doesn't interest most of your guys haha, but does interest me)
As for day gaming, I would rather only game in the universities campuses. As I said to OP in PM, I am living very close to the UPB and have access to it (cause I am subscribed to their gym) ... definitely a lot of potential there.
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#97

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Decent to game uni girls too but contrary to barrio girls, there is more chance to come accross a "strong, independant woman" which makes my dick shrivel in disgust.

I think i had no unis in my vicinity.

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Funny stuff happened today. Met this girl at the beginning of my trip. She gave me her card.

Contacted her when I came back. Hinted that I'd be in Villa, she waited for me there without me prompting and she left before i arrived.

She had a nice body and the face looked ok on whatsapp.

Made her come directly to mine this morning. I passed out and was sleeping. She called me , waking me up and I come out of the hotel room smelling like ass and rum.

She was all dolled up but even with that the face was weird maybe a 5 max. Waiting in the lobby, she asked me if she could drop her bag in my room. Came in and lied down on the bed, waiting for me to make a move.

I could not.i brought her out for a small coffee at some shack nearby as she came from the other side of the city. She was basically gaming me, touching me while I was trying to be as neutral as possible. She had frog eyes, probably fake contacts.

Brought her back as I needed to pack my stuff. She lied down again and asked me to lie next to her. Not for the notch, no no.

Showed her the door. As Donald says "Out! Out! Out!"

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I came here for pics...
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JB's Colombian raid (Bogota, Cartagena, Baranquilla, Medellin)

JB,
I have been following your reports with great interest as they are highly entertaining and hilarious at times! (Pedal especialLy, which is French slang for fag had me laughing out loud!).

Keep them coming compadre!
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