Dudes. I have no clue how to fuck a stupid girl. Every girl I've ever banged has been fairly to very intelligent. A lot of my game relies on making fun of girls and stupid girls don't get it. I can bang nerdy 6s pretty easily, but "hot" generally equals "stupid" so a lot of hotter girls are basically off limits.

I've got two girls going on Tinder right now and they don't understand anything I say. How do you deal with dumb girls that only give answers like "lol" whenever you crack a joke or make fun of them over text?

How about girls you meet in person and they're so dumb that they have nothing to talk about?

make them feel smart. You ramble and when they lol you OVER dose on the credit with things like "I know right, you have no idea how many people i talk to that just don't get it". Only the best of stupid girls actually know they are stupid and will be insulted, the rest genuinely think they are smart.

Just get them drunk and alone.

Don't over analyze it.

If you are smart and they are dumb, you should be able to make this happen.

Quote: (04-09-2014 02:21 PM)Giovonny Wrote:  

Just get them drunk and alone.

Don't over analyze it.

I've heard this piece of advice before but what do you mean? Just don't bother talking and go straight to the physical?

Usually there's a point where you know you can go for the makeout and I never feel like I hit that point with dumb girls. How do you build attraction with them?

Quote: (04-09-2014 02:21 PM)Giovonny Wrote:  

Just get them drunk and alone.

Don't over analyze it.

If you are smart and they are dumb, you should be able to make this happen.

Man, Gio beat me to it. Classic mistake with women is to believe that they're like you. Dumb, hot girls are nothing at all like you, so why try to find common ground? Celebrities, fashion, horoscopes, bullshit. Go ahead and underestimate her, you'll be fine.

Don't waste your time on conversation, get them drunk or high.

Also, check out Good Looking Loser's infield videos. No offense to GLL, he seems to be on the ball, but he has douchebag game down to a science.

Oh snap. Thanks for the mention of GLL.
Is there anyone else who does videos like that?

Shit, if that's the secret no wonder I never get anywhere. I hate alcohol and quit doing drugs a couple of years ago. Too bad I didn't know shit about women back when I vacuumed up every substance in sight.

I asked this question on McQueen's podcast. He said it was maybe a shit test. It is up to you to find a way to engage them if you want their vagina wrapped around your dick.

So I think setting aside the ego and just do what you have to (legally) to get them engaged and interested.

I am not the biggest fan of alcohol or clubs - which are helpful to relax a chick, I imagine.

So you just gotta find a way to get them interested.

Quote: (04-09-2014 02:23 PM)Aziz Nuts Wrote:  

I've heard this piece of advice before but what do you mean?

I mean that the most important factor in banging dumb chicks is to get them intoxicated and alone.

That is the most important part.

Whatever you say and whatever you do, this should be the focus.

Quote: (04-09-2014 02:23 PM)Aziz Nuts Wrote:  

Just don't bother talking and go straight to the physical?

Yeah, less in-depth conversation, more goofing around, laughing and touching.

Quote: (04-09-2014 02:23 PM)Aziz Nuts Wrote:  

How do you build attraction with them?

Talk about the things that Rockhard mentions..

Quote: (04-09-2014 02:28 PM)RockHard Wrote:  

Celebrities, fashion, horoscopes, bullshit.

Dumb yourself down.

Calibrate to her level.

Quote: (04-09-2014 02:46 PM)Aziz Nuts Wrote:  

I hate alcohol and quit doing drugs a couple of years ago.

Offer her drinks while you only drink water or soda or whatever.

Pretend to drink.

Offer her drugs but you only do a little.

Pretend to do drugs.

Who cares?

*****

If she is on your couch or you are on hers, all you have to do is make her laugh a few times, let her get drunk/high and then kiss her.

That's how you bang stupid girls -- Get them alone, make them laugh, get them drunk, bang them.

I love this stuff!

Quote: (04-09-2014 03:19 PM)samsamsam Wrote:  

I asked this question on McQueen's podcast. He said it was maybe a shit test. It is up to you to find a way to engage them if you want their vagina wrapped around your dick.

So I think setting aside the ego and just do what you have to (legally) to get them engaged and interested.

I am not the biggest fan of alcohol or clubs - which are helpful to relax a chick, I imagine.

So you just gotta find a way to get them interested.

Good to hear that other guys have this problem. Finding a way to get them interested seems to be the sticking point. I have no clue how to do it other than through conversation. I'm down to try whatever method works, I just need some direction.

Reframing the original question: Does anyone have an example of how they banged a stupid girl? Conversation topics/tactics/etc?

Giovanni - Thanks dude that's what I was looking for. Was mid post and didn't see your reply.

Drop the logic.

If you want to employ the "highest percentage move" it would be re-aligning yourself with your masculine polarity, that raw, primal, sexual energy.

If you want to have sex with dumb girls, have a boner while you're talking to them, if you're aroused she will be aroused.

Rather than dumbing down your conversation, strip down the interaction to the bare minimum.

If your interaction is supercharged with sexual tension, attraction and arousal then it is a matter of leading, isolation and logistics.

Focus more on the subcommunications (body language, vocal tonality/projection, eye contact) be unapologetic in your masculinity and sexuality.

Understand how to communicate with her on the emotional level rather than simply the context of the verbal communication.

I prefer stupid girls, yeah they might not get your amazing jokes or understand your wit, but they believe everything you say and in doing that you can make yourself out to be the big I am.

As long as you're not looking for the mother of your children I actually find them more fun to hang out with and what are you going to with a smart woman that you can't do with a dumb woman talk about politics or religion the most asexual topics in the world.

Quote: (04-09-2014 03:33 PM)Aziz Nuts Wrote:  

Does anyone have an example of how they banged a stupid girl? Conversation topics/tactics/etc?

Most of the girls I bang are "stupid".

Here is an example..

I was walking through to dorms at a local University, pretending to be a grad student of course. I see a cute young Latina wearing a shirt that says "Newport Beach", she is walking just ahead of me. I speed up in front of her, turn and say..

me: are you from newport beach?
her: yes i am
me: i just got back from there (lie)
her: really i miss it
me: ya it so cool down there..how long have yo been up here?
her: just since the start of the semester
me" oh welcome to san francisco
her: thanks
me: are you freezing up here?
her: no i like it
me: you like this natural air conditioning huh?
her: ya
me: so your enjoying sf so far?
her: ya living in the dorms is an adjustment, i always had my own room.
me: haha ya thats kind of weird, hows your roommate?
her: shes ok i guess
me: oh shit, dorm life! i don't miss it.
her: what do you study?
me: pe
her: oh
me: ya im a health and fitness guy, hows the dorm food?
her: terrible
me: ha i know, are you latina?
her: ya mexican
me: me too im half. any good mexican food around here?
her: no its terrible, thats why i miss home.
me: we should hang out, i make tortillas, beans, and everything
her: tortillas from scratch?
me: of course
her: omg! seriously?

This is where I knew I had a chance with her. We made a connection. A connection based on mexican food. Food is a great connector!

me: yes, corn, flour, half and half, i do it all. Give me your number I'll call you soon and we can eat right.
her: sure

I texted her a few days later..

"hey its gio, nice meeting you, let me know when you down for some homemade tacos"

her: "sounds good. later this week"

I didn't hear from her for a week. But, I saw hear around school a week later, luckily I was dressed nice. We chatted, it went well. She said she is down to hang out.

A few days go by, I text her.

"I can't believe you are not calling me? What the hell are you eating over there?"

her: "I know! I've been super busy. Are you free next week?"

I waited a few days to reply back to her.

"ya, wed or thurs. after 6pm"

A few days later, I saw her on campus again. We just waved at each other but I could tell it was good because she had a nice little seductive look in her eye.

Last week, I texted her again..

"you going home for thanksgiving or you staying up here? I'm making tortillas, beans, and chile if you wanna hang out"

her: i'm down, what day?

me: "wednesday"

her: "cool"

Wednesday comes, I pick her up at 8, she looks great. 18, right out of high school, tight dress, very pretty.

I say "lets go by the store and get something to drink"

She says: "i feel like white wine"

Me: Dancingman

When an 18yo suggests alcohol, she is dtf!

We go to my place, we eat, we drink, we smoke weed, she starts touching my arm and leg, I know its on, I don't rush it, I let her finish her wine and keep touching me. When she is nice a tipsy and laughing I make my move, I start gently rubbiong her leg, I go in for the kiss, at forst she pulls away so I kiss her neck instead, now she is into it, we start making out, i start rubbing her pussy. She gives me no more resistance.

Barely legal Bang!

Her pussy looked and smelled and tasted like it had never been used. I swear to god it looked like a brand new pussy and smelled like a fresh mango!

18yo pussy is incredible. She was tight, inexperienced, and just laid there quietly, but looking down and seeing her young body kept my boner at full attention!

*****

Notice how I didn't get into any in-depth, intelligent conversation with her.

I just offered her food, got her in my couch, got her drunk, and got physical.

Quote: (04-09-2014 03:45 PM)tylerdurden1993 Wrote:  

I prefer stupid girls

Me too. They are easier.

Gio - that's fucking perfect man, thank you so much for the breakdown. I think I see where I'm fucking up - I'm feeling like I need to make more of a connection like you do with a smarter girl when it looks like you actually need way less with a dumber girl.

So if I'm reading this right the process is actually pretty simple:

- Approach, make a very basic connection
- Go for the number
- Isolate, booze, escalate, bang

I'll start plowing through with more basic connections and see what happens.

That forumla is the exact same for smart chicks they just throw more hurdles and shit tests.

I think with a dumb girl you need to go faster and ecalate whenever you get the chance. A smart girl will forgive some lack of aggression if there is good conversation. A dumb chick will get bored fast.

Stupid girl = asshole game

Shouldn't be hard to do. Stupid girls piss me off.

Quote: (04-09-2014 04:47 PM)Aziz Nuts Wrote:  

I'm feeling like I need to make more of a connection like you do with a smarter girl when it looks like you actually need way less with a dumber girl.

It's not really about "more" or "less" (of a connection).

It's just a different kind of a connection.

A "dumber" connection.

Don't get into an extended conversation about intellectual topics.

Find the topics that excite her, no matter how "dumb" and explore them with a sense of humor.

Dumb girls don't care about figuring out the world, they just want to have fun.

I think you are overthinking it.
All you have to do is let her ramble on about whatever. Just introduce topics that you can gather from the cover of the issue of Cosmo is at the grocery check out counter. Steer it to those bullshit sex stuff.

Quote: (04-09-2014 03:45 PM)tylerdurden1993 Wrote:  

As long as you're not looking for the mother of your children I actually find them more fun to hang out with and what are you going to with a smart woman that you can't do with a dumb woman talk about politics or religion the most asexual topics in the world.

This right here. You're not looking to marry this woman. You're not looking to further the human race. You're looking for a fuck toy for a few hours, that's it.

Quote: (04-09-2014 03:52 PM)Giovonny Wrote:  

Quote: (04-09-2014 03:33 PM)Aziz Nuts Wrote:  

Does anyone have an example of how they banged a stupid girl? Conversation topics/tactics/etc?

She says: "i feel like white wine"

Me: Dancingman

When an 18yo suggests alcohol, she is dtf!

Quote: (04-09-2014 05:32 PM)spokepoker Wrote:  

I think you are overthinking it.
All you have to do is let her ramble on about whatever. Just introduce topics that you can gather from the cover of the issue of Cosmo is at the grocery check out counter. Steer it to those bullshit sex stuff.

Gio broke it down very well up there.

I have a problem when a girl only replies in one word answers. yea, lol, k, I guess......

that just seems like she's uninterested. Sometimes I can ramble for a while and all I get is a haha....nice.....ok.....

I usually stop or say ok nice to meet you see you later. Basically blow myself out.

One of the best things I ever did in my life was taking an intelligent girl to the ballet.

One of the worst mistakes I ever made in my life was taking a stupid girl to the ballet.

The difference was amazing.

Talk shit > drink > have fun > drink > talk shit more > drink more > have more fun > drink more > isolate > drink more > consumate

It's actually harder with them if you have trouble leading in general. Dumb ones are either less eloquent/talkative/comfortable so they need you to carry on OR they yap waaaay too much about irrelevant stupid shit so you need to constantly keep bringing them back on right tracks and forcing your direction. Either way strong guidance and leading is required to take it somewhere with them.

What I admire the most about Gio's approach is how relentless and unaffected by her unreliability he is. She doesn't respond to a text? LOL whatever, just text her again after a few days until she gives in. No butthurt or reaction at all. Salut, Gio.