She must not remember me waking her up and banging her out after I caught my second wind

Also, let the record show, that out of all three black girls that I have banged, all three put out on the first night.

I may never fuck with white girls again!

Just playing.

Don't own a smartphone so unfortunately I cannot take screenshots, but here is one from today:

Jill (1/3): Rem, I have spring break next week ill be free to talk then. Im taking 18 credits this semester and im trying to get my study done so I can graduate but it

Jill (2/3): seems to be taking a lot of my time. Anyway I plan on just catching up on my readings over break so ill be free prob more at night I hope you have a

Jill (3/3): good day

Me: k

Jill: I look forward to it but i feel like I should tell you there is nothing normal or plain about me, or my life, or my studies so just be prepared lol

Me: such as

Jill: Idk things you might have not encountered dating I'm guessing lol I have various tattoos piercings etc some guys aren't cool with me im not an ordinary girl you could say lol

She comin down this month haha

A girl I've seen a few times texted me:

"At the risk of losing aloof coolness...I'm in [your neighborhood] and thinking you'd know just how to cheer me up tonight."

Quote: (03-08-2014 10:45 PM)Bacchus Wrote:  

A girl I've seen a few times texted me:

"At the risk of losing aloof coolness...I'm in [your neighborhood] and thinking you'd know just how to cheer me up tonight."

Incredible. Has the text correspondence gone cold since your last in-person interaction? If so, I'd hit her with the classic, "new phone- lost contacts, who is this?" zinger.

Quote: (03-09-2014 10:48 AM)Player_1337 Wrote:  

Quote: (03-08-2014 10:45 PM)Bacchus Wrote:  

A girl I've seen a few times texted me:

"At the risk of losing aloof coolness...I'm in [your neighborhood] and thinking you'd know just how to cheer me up tonight."

Incredible. Has the text correspondence gone cold since your last in-person interaction? If so, I'd hit her with the classic, "new phone- lost contacts, who is this?" zinger.

No need. Turning down her offer for sex is enough.

Ran across a MILF through online game, she quickly turned sexual through texting repeatedly asking for a dick pic, I openly resisted. Adding that I needed to see her box first before i'd re-consider. Said she hasn't had dick in a year. After two days of sparse texting she sends this:

Her- sunday morning 5:32am: No dick pic?

NO RESPONSE

Her 3:37pm - You must be chatting with other girls on OKC so I will take it you no longer have interest. You seem like a cool guy, but I don't feel a connection.

Me: 5:35pm - Unsubscribe

Her 5:38pm - Unsubscribe?

No RESPONSE

Her 12:30pm - How is your day going?

Lesson Learned: That 'Unsubscribe' shit works!

She is a keeper:

Me: Just thought i'd remind you that next friday is official steak and blowjob day

Her: Oh you thought you'd remind me, i mean it's monday already...

Me: Yes. I'm giving you plenty of time to make preparations

Her: We don't need an official for day for this... we can have our very own blowjob day everyday if you want

Me: Yes i know. I'm more concerned about the steak

Quote: (03-10-2014 01:20 PM)MY DETROIT PLAYAS Wrote:  

Ran across a MILF through online game, she quickly turned sexual through texting repeatedly asking for a dick pic, I openly resisted. Adding that I needed to see her box first before i'd re-consider. Said she hasn't had dick in a year. After two days of sparse texting she sends this:

Her- sunday morning 5:32am: No dick pic?

NO RESPONSE

Her 3:37pm - You must be chatting with other girls on OKC so I will take it you no longer have interest. You seem like a cool guy, but I don't feel a connection.

Me: 5:35pm - Unsubscribe

Her 5:38pm - Unsubscribe?


No RESPONSE

Her 12:30pm - How is your day going?

Lesson Learned: That 'Unsubscribe' shit works!

UPDATE: After she re-initiated yesterday, she is now on her way for a "quickie", herrreee kitty kitty...haha

<AO> Speaking of which, reminder for Friday, I like my steaks medium rare

<SaltySpice> Oh ok..O we are doing the malentine's day thing... Idk how to cook steak
<SaltySpice> I can buy them

Went to lunch with a columbian 7.5 - 8. Before and after texts below. May have worked in my favor.

Before lunch:

Cobra: do you have dietary restrictions? lol

Columbiana: no i dont; where do you want to go?

Cobra: American garbage?

Columbiana: sure that works; could you drive? my car is a mess lol
or we can take two cars up to u

Cobra: lets take 2 cars because that makes a lot of sense

Columbiana: hahah

Cobra: no i'll drive

Columbiana: i don't maybe i'm scary and u might think i might hurt u lol

Cobra: real scary; meet me in the lobby at 11:45

Columbiana: k

After lunch (where we talked about work and some BS where I negged her more):

Cobra: good lunch; intense convo; was scary

Columbiana: word, i told u i was scary lol

Cobra: maybe i'm scarier

Columbiana: psh i don't know about that, so u think

Cobra: enough now.. this conv needs to be continued over a drink [as I wrote this I realized that I could fuck with her head a bit..so I said] but since you don't go out

Columbiana: haha i go out, u let me know when YOU can go out lol

Cobra: hmmm
not sure if you can hang with me but let me decide if i can make an exception

Columbiana: hahah ok henry hard guys

Cobra: i've had enough; henry says let's do it next week

Columbiana: haha ok

Anyone know the best app for Android users for Smilies? I use swype for keyboard right now...

I have this image from adventure time ready, since a lot of younger girls like the series. This trick has worked two times already. She's from another country but is planning to come over for a weekend to my place.

The copycat thing was an injoke where we both seemed to like the same things. I said as I was older I knew most of them before her so she was copying me.

Same girl keeps blowing up my phone. Backstory, I met the girl once...that's it.

Jill 12:05pm: Wow what a joke ok if thats what you want than thats what I want, your a empty man I'm done trying thought we could handle this like adults but clearly not peace

Rem 12:20pm: didn't you say goodbye

Jill 12:39pm: Ok let me explain when a women keeps trying she thinks theres a chance that something is there I am now giving up. You probably have the lowest emotional intelligence out of any man I've ever meet. It hurts me so bad to think that your 24 and you really have everything else going for you.

Rem 1:18pm: hahaha thanks for the feedback

Jill 1:46pm: Its really not funny and the fact you think its funny proves my point. you can think your big and bad all you want but at your core you know what im saying is true. So go do what you do im sure your good at it. Your nothing more than a hunter looking for prey so go get them have useless sex. Your life is so full filling I'm nobodies prey baby

Rem 2:39pm: k

Jill 9:56pm: The thing that really cracks me up is that you think its so easy to use women I told you I have my nipples pierced, that I have a high pain tolerance, and that I'm a fire dancer you connected that as me being crazy. Than I told you that all the guys that I've been with wanted to marry me and that didnt strike you as odd? Somehow I think you missed something there. Theres a reason why every man who has ever been with me never wanted to leave my friend. Im done you missed out.

*Radio Silence*

edit: forgot to add a time slot in one of the texts

2pm yesterday.. She asks me to hang out and confirms plans for today at 830
2pm today: I've decided to stay in...sorry.

Lol.. The only way to stay sane is just to view women as children and dating as a silly game with them

Quote: (03-20-2014 01:26 PM)bacan Wrote:  

2pm yesterday.. She asks me to hang out and confirms plans for today at 830
2pm today: I've decided to stay in...sorry.

Lol.. The only way to stay sane is just to view women as children and dating as a silly game with them

"gay"

Quote: (03-20-2014 01:26 PM)bacan Wrote:  

2pm yesterday.. She asks me to hang out and confirms plans for today at 830
2pm today: I've decided to stay in...sorry.

Lol.. The only way to stay sane is just to view women as children and dating as a silly game with them

"unsubscribe"

Still getting my phone blown up from this girl, and she keeps producing gold. Haven't responded to her since my last text update a few days ago

Jill 1:16pm: Thank you for wasting my time I don't understand why men either treat me like I'm some fucking princess or I'm a piece of shit there is never any in between

Jill 1:16pm: you must understand as a female that is fucking confusing I just want to be treated like a normal fucking person for once in my life. No better than you no less than you.

Jill 1:18pm: I bought the fastest car on the road if you ever get bored and want a joy ride let me know would be crazy.

Jill 8:42pm: Did you wanna meet up tomorrow I have to drive to a dealership in Virginia to pick up this car? If you dont text me back I'm assuming no and ill stop texting you

Jill 1:00am: Clearly my first thoughts on you were right your a piece of shit you have no idea the woman you missed out on by the way the site is called ok cupid that means love asshole not ok sex its not a hook up site its a dating site where ppl meet and date not meet and fuck. Clearly you've failed at everything else in your life and fail even more at being a man.

Quote: (03-22-2014 12:22 PM)Remington Wrote:  

Still getting my phone blown up from this girl, and she keeps producing gold. Haven't responded to her since my last text update a few days ago

Jill 1:16pm: Thank you for wasting my time I don't understand why men either treat me like I'm some fucking princess or I'm a piece of shit there is never any in between

Jill 1:16pm: you must understand as a female that is fucking confusing I just want to be treated like a normal fucking person for once in my life. No better than you no less than you.

Jill 1:18pm: I bought the fastest car on the road if you ever get bored and want a joy ride let me know would be crazy.

Jill 8:42pm: Did you wanna meet up tomorrow I have to drive to a dealership in Virginia to pick up this car? If you dont text me back I'm assuming no and ill stop texting you

Jill 1:00am: Clearly my first thoughts on you were right your a piece of shit you have no idea the woman you missed out on by the way the site is called ok cupid that means love asshole not ok sex its not a hook up site its a dating site where ppl meet and date not meet and fuck. Clearly you've failed at everything else in your life and fail even more at being a man.

you bang her? she ugly? i dont get it.

Quote: (03-22-2014 12:57 PM)Samseau Wrote:  

Quote: (03-22-2014 12:22 PM)Remington Wrote:  

Still getting my phone blown up from this girl, and she keeps producing gold. Haven't responded to her since my last text update a few days ago

Jill 1:16pm: Thank you for wasting my time I don't understand why men either treat me like I'm some fucking princess or I'm a piece of shit there is never any in between

Jill 1:16pm: you must understand as a female that is fucking confusing I just want to be treated like a normal fucking person for once in my life. No better than you no less than you.

Jill 1:18pm: I bought the fastest car on the road if you ever get bored and want a joy ride let me know would be crazy.

Jill 8:42pm: Did you wanna meet up tomorrow I have to drive to a dealership in Virginia to pick up this car? If you dont text me back I'm assuming no and ill stop texting you

Jill 1:00am: Clearly my first thoughts on you were right your a piece of shit you have no idea the woman you missed out on by the way the site is called ok cupid that means love asshole not ok sex its not a hook up site its a dating site where ppl meet and date not meet and fuck. Clearly you've failed at everything else in your life and fail even more at being a man.

you bang her? she ugly? i dont get it.

I met her one time off OKC. She's a cute girl, short with a good body. When we went out to a bar, she kept talking about how the last 3 guys she dated all asked to marry her. Trust fund girl. The stuff spewing out of her mouth was psychotic, so I told her it was nice meeting her and ejected. No bang.

After that, she started sending me weird texts, I stopped responding. That kind of pissed her off. So this was a series of messages from yesterday. The girl seems a little mentally off balance.

Quote: (03-22-2014 01:20 PM)Remington Wrote:  

Quote: (03-22-2014 12:57 PM)Samseau Wrote:  

Quote: (03-22-2014 12:22 PM)Remington Wrote:  

Still getting my phone blown up from this girl, and she keeps producing gold. Haven't responded to her since my last text update a few days ago

Jill 1:16pm: Thank you for wasting my time I don't understand why men either treat me like I'm some fucking princess or I'm a piece of shit there is never any in between

Jill 1:16pm: you must understand as a female that is fucking confusing I just want to be treated like a normal fucking person for once in my life. No better than you no less than you.

Jill 1:18pm: I bought the fastest car on the road if you ever get bored and want a joy ride let me know would be crazy.

Jill 8:42pm: Did you wanna meet up tomorrow I have to drive to a dealership in Virginia to pick up this car? If you dont text me back I'm assuming no and ill stop texting you

Jill 1:00am: Clearly my first thoughts on you were right your a piece of shit you have no idea the woman you missed out on by the way the site is called ok cupid that means love asshole not ok sex its not a hook up site its a dating site where ppl meet and date not meet and fuck. Clearly you've failed at everything else in your life and fail even more at being a man.

you bang her? she ugly? i dont get it.

I met her one time off OKC. She's a cute girl, short with a good body. When we went out to a bar, she kept talking about how the last 3 guys she dated all asked to marry her. Trust fund girl. The stuff spewing out of her mouth was psychotic, so I told her it was nice meeting her and ejected. No bang.

After that, she started sending me weird texts, I stopped responding. That kind of pissed her off. So this was a series of messages from yesterday. The girl seems a little mentally off balance.

what kind of car did she get?

This cop I've been banging.

   

Quote: (03-22-2014 09:54 PM)MidniteSpecial Wrote:  

This cop I've been banging.

Aahahahahahah

Gotta love the you miss mes

That moment when I'm seriously jealous of you guys having fun like this. My text game is below sub par so I do the Roosh bit and just set logistics. I'll need to research some text game threads.