Quote: (07-19-2013 03:57 AM)Blaze Frazier Wrote:  

Stop trolling. Fuck it already.

I kind of lost it on her the other day because she was being so flaky that I texted her: "are you flake"

No response.

Feels like this chick is really twisting my arm..

i went to her house 2 more times after that flake flaky behavior... but she kept saying we weren't going to have sex because she only does that in a LTR or married (WTF?!) ... and that men only think of sex... I couldn't even suck her tits, barely touching them. I don't care if it's a shit test, 5-6 dates and no bang? It's not gonna happen. I was ok deleting her number. Nonetheless, the experience was valid.

Soup we will keep being arm brothers, right?

Quote: (07-22-2013 06:57 PM)beltoforion Wrote:  

i went to her house 2 more times after that flake flaky behavior... but she kept saying we weren't going to have sex because she only does that in a LTR or married (WTF?!) ... and that men only think of sex... I couldn't even suck her tits, barely touching them. I don't care if it's a shit test, 5-6 dates and no bang? It's not gonna happen. I was ok deleting her number. Nonetheless, the experience was valid.

Soup we will keep being arm brothers, right?

yes

It sounds like to me you guys are getting strong-armed by these bitches. They're beating you at your own game and its like they have an arm tied behind their back too. Calling ALL brothers-in-arms to this thread! What can be done to lay these one-armed lasses?

Quote: (07-22-2013 08:19 PM)McQueensPlayboyRules Wrote:  

It sounds like to me you guys are getting strong-armed by these bitches. They're beating you at your own game and its like they have an arm tied behind their back too. Calling ALL brothers-in-arms to this thread! What can be done to lay these one-armed lasses?

Listen McQueen, I can't take it anymore- I'm elbow-high in shit-tests..

Quote: (07-22-2013 08:19 PM)McQueensPlayboyRules Wrote:  

It sounds like to me you guys are getting strong-armed by these bitches. They're beating you at your own game and its like they have an arm tied behind their back too. Calling ALL brothers-in-arms to this thread! What can be done to lay these one-armed lasses?

Yeah, it's pretty sad that a bunch of players are getting bested by one-armed girls .

Sad, but funny

funny is sitting at her right side and not finding her left arm to touch while kissing... sometimes i just forgot she had no left arm so I thought I could hand rape her left tit and would be no LMR because oopps there's no arm to back it off... I didn't do that, though, too cruel.

Quote: (07-22-2013 10:24 PM)beltoforion Wrote:  

funny is sitting at her right side and not finding her left arm to touch while kissing... sometimes i just forgot she had no left arm so I thought I could hand rape her left tit and would be no LMR because oopps there's no arm to back it off... I didn't do that, though, too cruel.

You are forgetting that her right arm is probably much stronger than an average girls left arm.

What if she does chin-ups with it? Don't fuck around with her or she might fuck you up. She could have an entire martial arts style built around having one arm that would catch you off guard.

You have to at least get a hand job from her, because I'm curious to hear if she's good at that with one hand.

Quote: (07-23-2013 01:29 AM)McQueensPlayboyRules Wrote:  

You have to at least get a hand job from her, because I'm curious to hear if she's good at that with one hand.

I think the answer is more than obvious on this.

All jokes aside, I do feel a connection with this girl who is an outlier. As a player, I don't fit into the normal mold either.

I texted her some direct stuff- complaining about how she's bad at responding etc.

How many times have you hung out with her exactly and the furthest you guys have gone physically?

Me thinks she's afraid of being used by someone who simply has a fetish. If you really want this notch, might have to go hardcore and actually romance her a bit lol.

Quote: (07-23-2013 03:07 AM)McQueensPlayboyRules Wrote:  

How many times have you hung out with her exactly and the furthest you guys have gone physically?

Me thinks she's afraid of being used by someone who simply has a fetish. If you really want this notch, might have to go hardcore and actually romance her a bit lol.

I haven't met her yet.

I've considered the fetish thing, that's why I'm not using kid gloves with her and calling her out on being flaky etc.

I think she might appreciate directness.

She did ask me if I was just interested in sex when I offered to send her a dick pic.

This is just more proof that you get good at what you practice. I have very little experience with arm girls.

BTW the only reason I mentioned anything sexual to her at all was because she stated on her profile that she liked sex a lot.

This leaves only High Level Game left haha.

Tell her to meet you at XYZ bar one night this week.

Get her smashed ass drunk.

Fuck her.

Dump her. After you tell her, "Despite you only having one arm, I think you're too clingy".

Jokes aside...interesting how she's being such a flake and won't even meet up. I give a girl 2 shots and then say 'fuckit', but this is a highly valued notch and rare.

Send her a dick pick anyway. If you've been blessed, then perhaps that will pique her interest.

Also, perhaps why she takes so long to respond to your texts, is because she's typing with ONE hand and it takes time. : )

yow soup you wont believe this, yesterday i saw a girl near while trolling my neighborhood, a cute dark skinned solid 7,she got stopped by a girl walking in front of me and they chatted. when she spoke in my a native language i got interested because 1) its Ramadan and all the girls here are dressed moderately but she was in a mini skirt & the other girl was giving her shit about it.
2) she was wearing a blazer that was too long and had her right hand tucked in her bag while holding a phone in her right , at first i thought that she was just being disrespectful.

Now i saw her again today while in was in a car and again she had a blazer with her left hand rolled up & her right hand was stuck in her bag!. then it hit me she is a "soup girl", man soup i am going to game her.

and we will be brothers-in arms!

Quote: (07-23-2013 02:48 PM)pirate player Wrote:  

yow soup you wont believe this, yesterday i saw a girl near while trolling my neighborhood, a cute dark skinned solid 7,she got stopped by a girl walking in front of me and they chatted. when she spoke in my a native language i got interested because 1) its Ramadan and all the girls here are dressed moderately but she was in a mini skirt & the other girl was giving her shit about it.
2) she was wearing a blazer that was too long and had her right hand tucked in her bag while holding a phone in her right , at first i thought that she was just being disrespectful.

Now i saw her again today while in was in a car and again she had a blazer with her left hand rolled up & her right hand was stuck in her bag!. then it hit me she is a "soup girl", man soup i am going to game her.

and we will be brothers-in arms!

game her, we can give you a hand on it.

Quote: (07-23-2013 03:07 AM)McQueensPlayboyRules Wrote:  

How many times have you hung out with her exactly and the furthest you guys have gone physically?

Me thinks she's afraid of being used by someone who simply has a fetish. If you really want this notch, might have to go hardcore and actually romance her a bit lol.

My girl said on the first date she wasn't a virgin, then on the third date on she keeps saying she is a virgin and that I just want sex and I am not going to make it with her. She says she didn't know me well to say she's NOT a virgin that's why she stated that first. That doesn't make sense, I think it's pure bullshit. She might have been bumped and dumped and now doesn't want to feel used. The fartherst I could get was grabbing one of her tits for a few seconds before she asks me to stop doing that. I could maybe get the notch on the 10th date if I romance her, but I just don't want to go through all the bullshitting, so I've nexted her permanently (unless she booty calls me).

My experience was bad with one of these bishes. One night me and my boy were at a high end event. I was fucked up! and looking to score. He pointed at a chick in the corner and said she was hot and looking to put out. In my drunken stupor, I approached without fear cause I was on point.

Stood face to face caveman style, reached in my pants, grabbed her one arm and shoved my whole load in. Nothing happened so I yanked that stub to get a reaction, and her eyes lit up!. Thought things were going well, but she shut me down and didn't put out. Was so pissed I kicked the shit outta her. Security was called. Almost went to jail.

True story.

I saw this thread tonight and wondered if soup had used sleight of hand to twist her arm in this 5 fingered bang option however, after reading the last page of posts, but alas, it seems poor old soup has been left hanging which is probably just as well its him not her ( come on dont be cruel).

The sad part is she could quite possibly give the greatest hand job in the world but we will never know because Soup appears to have dropped the ball with one hand even though his eyes lit up like a one armed bandit at the opportunity.

Dont give up bro, watch a copy of Cool Hand Luke to motivate your game!

Note: If I get banned for this post I will understand

Met with her today. Turns out the she put on more weight than her pics. She's a SIF.

She's talking about how cool her dad is the whole time. He sounds like a super mack- into casinos, has a yacht, etc.

Got back to my pad, had 6 shots of tequila and beers.

We are getting down and she gets a VM. Her dad passed away while we were doing the first day bang recipe.

Crazy drama follows. I'm trying to calm her down, I'm crying with her etc.

I finally get her to leave my house.



I did talk her to her about her fatness- she brought it up.

Fellas, if you aim low, than you are going to get treated like a bottom feeder. That's how it works. Even if you are a nice guy like me trying to console a girl who lost her arm on prom night getting drunk driving with her arm out the window then doing nine roll-overs in her car. Surprised she's not a corpse.

Here's a screenshot:
one armed girl putting on her bra. BTW she punched me with her other arm a bunch of times because, I believe, she's got anger issues. If my dad died, would I freak out on my date, even if I only had one arm?
I didn't do anything out of the ordinary. If anything, I was acting a little beta, which might have been mis-construed as condescending.

If any girl punched me in the face, she'd probably be missing a few teeth by now, but this girl had an arm missing, so I wasn't sure how to move forward.

Next..

What the...

I was so looking forward to a stump-job story...

Quote: (08-05-2013 09:35 PM)Mack Four Wrote:  

I was so looking forward to a stump-job story...

I did hold the shoulder of that arm, and I even called it an "it" at one point and she got really antagonistic.

Damn this girl wanted a drink a lot, and I'm a guy who drinks often. No wonder she got into a car accident.

Insane. BTW hope she never finds this post. I mean seems like the night ended in real tragedy.. The context of this thread seems pretty weird now

wow, how did her father die?

Quote: (08-05-2013 09:51 PM)master_thespian Wrote:  

wow, how did her father die?

I don't know but she got a call from her mother while were hanging. I went to the bathroom, comeback and she's in tears.

She left some expensive shit at my house, and I want nothing to do with her now.

I must say.. she did have good humor about her arm in the beginning, and I even suggested she do the shark in the water prank and she laughed about that. I told her it would make her super famous and also help people like her to be more normalized in society.