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Las Vegas is the worst city in the United States (My Review)
07-05-2013, 04:43 PM
Quote: (07-05-2013 12:36 PM)thegmanifesto Wrote:
I went to Zanesville once and I am pissed because there was no beach.
Zanesville is only around 120 miles from the Sandusky Beach.
Quote: (07-05-2013 11:04 AM)Menace Wrote:
Yo, I'm tired of the Zanesville hate up in this thread.
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The girl in back is pretty cute. There are pretty women in every town. Instead of hitting on those women, people are writing about fun getting drunk alone or chasing strippers and hookers.
Quote: (07-04-2013 08:35 PM)MikeCF Wrote:
Encore, arriving at Thursday and leaving on MOnday. Only $814.
Not terrible. But LasVegasAdvisor.com is advertising:
Hotel Deals
$52 Palms
$28 Luxor
$28 Flamingo
$125 Caesars
$59 Mirage
Obviously weekends are more expensive. You can save money without compromising by choosing Venetian over Wynn/Encore, or Caesars over Bellagio, or whatever.
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07-05-2013, 04:59 PM
Not to mention the chain smoking, tattoo addled, twitchy, low IQ, gambling degenerates everywhere. That and the senior citizens hooked up to oxygen tanks pulling all night benders at a slot machine. Fucking sad and pathetic.
Take care of those titties for me.
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07-05-2013, 05:54 PM
Sorry.
I couldn't resist.
I think that might have been my single greatest post on the forum.
That Sandusky Beach photo couldn't have been more perfect.
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07-05-2013, 05:55 PM
I would actually be tempted to try slubu's Vegas model but for the long ass flight from the East Coast.
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07-05-2013, 08:38 PM
Scottsdale has some of the hottest stunners per square mile I've ever seen.
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07-05-2013, 11:52 PM
Jesus Christ.
I've lived in Las Vegas for about three years. I spent the last 30 minutes after getting home from the office reading this thread. I laughed. I cried. Slubu and G Manifesto are right on point, though: $500 in cash will get you where you need to go for any given night.
I don't do well in nightclubs, so I don't go. As others have said, Vegas is not some magical place where game principles no longer apply. If you're weak in clubs elsewhere, it won't change here. Stick to bars instead. Which leads me to my next point:
The winning combination is starting at the Mandarin Bar at Mandarin Oriental, meeting people there, and then bouncing the short minute walk to Vdara where there are huge bed-like swings suspended by 40 feet of rope. Very easy to isolate and escalate there. If you're staying at Vdara, Aria, Mandarin Oriental, or even Cosmopolitan, your work is done and you have a 2-5 minute walk home. If you stayed someone else, you have a 20 foot walk to get a cab. Does this recipe work for everyone? Of course not. But if you're more verbal and would rather hear a girl prattle about travel rather than celebrity gossip, this is the routine for you. My only gripe is that I wish the outdoor patio at Vdara was darker.
My main beef with Captain Power was that he stayed on Fremont Street and, from what I can tell, didn't spend enough time in the Fremont East area, or elsewhere in downtown (i.e., a 5 minute cab ride). Compared to the strip, downtown is a dump. But, if you're into and/or can tolerate artsy girls, it's gotten very, very good. Just a block past the Fremont Street Experience (the domed, lighted, Walmart-esque area of Fremont Street) are a bunch of small, indie-type bars. Yes, Insert Coins is there. Did you stop in Beauty Bar? The Vanguard? The Griffin? Downtown Cocktail Room? If not the last one, I forgive you; the door is hidden and the huge window next to it, where you can see people shoving hopelessly on the walls in an effort to get in, is the best spot in the house. That's probably why Tony Hsieh likes it.
Getting just 5 minutes off Fremont Street, there's a whole district of arts bars. Again, I've never seen them with a bad ratio of thin under-30 women. The newest place to open, Velveteen Rabbit, is run by two sisters in (I believe) their twenties and has good ratios all but built into it.
Now, if you'd just been dropped onto Fremont Street, nobody could fault CaptainPower for not finding these places. But he meticulously researched his trip (although perhaps not meticulously enough), so I can't feel bad about it. I also think the gratuitous bashing of Insert Coins is uncalled for - the place is making money hand over fist and looking into franchising. Nobody's forcing you to go there. It's not a place to pick up, but I'll never think ill of it after the times I spent there, like getting drunk and blowing $10 in quarters with Mike CF trying to beat that old Simpsons arcade game from the early 1990s where you can play as Homer or Bart, or curing a friend's hangover from the previous day with more alcohol and by playing House of the Dead 2 after he ran some 10 or 11 figure deal.
Anyway. The takeaway is that G Manifesto's blog has some key posts about Las Vegas. Even if they're several years old now, they're generally as true today as they were then. Read them and prosper. I live here and do way less interesting stuff than everyone else on this board, and they're even helpful in my comparatively straight-laced and uneventful life.
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07-06-2013, 12:03 PM
Ok let's see, so if if go to Vegas I am supposed to drop hundreds or even thousands of $$ hoping to get laid. I have a better idea. I'll take this money and have a blast elsewhere. From NYC, Mexico and Dominican Republic are less than 4 hrs away. Bogota/Medellin - maybe 6 or 7 hrs. Rio or Sao Paulo - overnight direct flights. Europe - about the same. Asia - takes longer to get there, but still doable. I've been to Vegas once and it was ok, but I had much more fun in South America and Asia and I don't mean p4p. I'll drop $100 on a night out in Vegas and feel like a cheapo. I'll do the same in Medellin or Bangkok and have and absolute fucking blast with booze flowing and hot chicks all over the place.
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07-06-2013, 12:09 PM
If you like chocolate glazed donuts, go to Du-Pars bakery inside the Golden Gate Casino down on Fremont St.
Other than those donuts, I'm not sure why a young guy on vacation would go downtown..?
I only go for the donuts.
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07-06-2013, 12:54 PM
Quote: (07-03-2013 09:12 PM)WestCoast Wrote:
Listen to McQueen, 1) why you rolling into a club with zero party favors, 2) why you rolling into a high end club with no money in your pocket, 3) why you trying to feel up strippers.
Either Westcoast forgot to type the word "are" three time or he likes to talk like an old China man.
Fixed that for ya.
Listen McQueeeen, Why you rolling in club with no pardy fava?, why you rolling in hiii en club with no monee in you pocket? Why you try to feel up strippa?
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07-06-2013, 02:34 PM
Also, I agree that if you're on vacation, you shouldn't go downtown. If I traveled to Vegas from the east coast and only had what was downtown available to me, I'd be pissed. But, if you find yourself there for any reason and can't enjoy yourself, it's your own fault. In fact, downtown may actually be better than the strip for some people.