Las Vegas is the worst city in the United States (My Review)
07-27-2013, 02:29 AM
Ok, it's my last night in Vegas (had to cut if off early due to early flight tomorrow), so here's my pseudo-datasheet:
TL,DR: Everyone is white trash.
If you have kids and you take them out in LV past 9pm, you should be turned in to CPS. It's not a place for kids.
Stay in a good hotel. Two reasons: a) logistics b) entrance to that club's hotel. The hotel clubs have promoters. I got to know one, so each night I could bring in people with no line and for free. Free for guys with a hotel guest card (from that hotel), girls free and sometimes even free drink tickets. Work this. By the 2nd night, when I'd roll up with my crew, the promoter would come out with a big smile, hug my like I'm her best friend,etc, and have the ropes opened for us. Nice DHV. We never got a table - we were just normal guests. The promoter still just needs to get bodies into the club, so it's a win-win situation for both sides, and telling some chicks you have free entrance into club X with no wait works really well.
Like others have said, dress well. Peacock it. The white trash in LV dress poorly, so any guy dressing nicely gets attention. More than once, girls opened me, and once (in a McDonalds at 5am of all places), they said they liked my style and wanted to talk with me. I turned a lot of heads just by dressing well and a bit peacock-y.
Cosmopolitan hotel is a goldmine. Basically, they are geared towards women so it draws them in. Also, they have good cocktails. So in my case, I went to a bar there (Vesper -- ranked top 10 hotel bars worldwide), told the bartender my tastes, and he whipped something up. Chicks notice that. Then, I met a wing and we went to another bar in the same hotel, but not before I asked our current bartender who is the best bartender at the other place (Chandelier Bar) and whose name to mention. You can be sure you're getting a good drink when you show up and mention who recommended you, then tell them to whip something up involving alcohol X.
I also stopped by Planet Hollywod just to walk through, and it seems to have a similar vibe. Younger crowd,etc.
Clubs are not a requirement. Girls are everywhere, and they're all on vacation = looking to meet people. Hell, I opened 3 sets in a hotel's food court at the Chinese carry-out place.
Assume they're all white trash. Sorry to use the Zanesville, OH metaphor again, but it's true. LV works well because it's this massive spectacle. It's all off the hook, which makes people from smaller cities all googly-eyed. A New Yorker would barely flinch. So use your game you'd us on white trash, like:
Leverage your unique abilities. Have a passport? Speak more than one language? Traveled? Work it. Remember the girl from Zanesville will be in awe. Back to the Chinese carry-out place -- I opened a British 3-set with my knowledge of their culture, then a Mexican chick in front of me in line by speaking Spanish, then an Armenian set while eating by speaking in Russian.
LV is expensive, but you can work it. Pat attention to happy hours. Many bars have happy hours from 3-6pm and again 9pm-midnight. Club game is not needed. If you work things well, you should've opened at least 5-10 sets before clubs even open.
Honestly, if you want to do it cheap (minus hotel - pick that well), just hit a bar happy hour, get loaded, and meet people on the street, etc. They're all very friendly, especially if you're dressed well. Remember you are dressed better than 99% of people in LV, so you stick out, in a good way.
