Quote: (01-17-2013 03:22 AM)InternationPlayboy Wrote:
The Hungarian kid, holy shit does he get on my nerves. It seems like he hasn't left his moms house until just now. He's 31 and can not for the life of him figure a damn thing out on his own. I'm about to tell him he has a limit of 10 questions he's allowed to ask a day. That's almost all he does when he talks, is ask questions. He asked how to make chicken, at 31 years old! When he's not asking questions, he's complaining about something, whether it be the food, how flakey the girls are, or how he doesn't want to spend $12 on dinner. Today we were down town and we told him an area was dangerous. His response, "Why is it dangerous?" Are you fucking kidding me?! I'll tell you what, go walk down the street with your wallet in your hand, you'll see why it's dangerous. The old mans response was, "It's just dangerous, what the hell else is there to know?!" I'm cutting him off from going out with me at night as I'm afraid he'll actually cause me to loose women. He's just so strange. His movements make you feel uncomfortable, he's super stiff and awkward, just very timid in general. He doesn't grasp the concept of personal space. He won't look you in the eyes while talking to you. His accent is horrendous and he talks so damn soft with such little confidence, it's hard to understand him (Though that's easier to look past because I'm sure I have a pretty bad accent in Spanish), I always have to repeat myself 3 times because he doesn't understand a damn thing I'm saying. And every time he opens his mouth I want to back hand him. After all his talk about how easy the girls in Colombia will be, he started picking up hookers into his 3rd day here when he realized that Colombian girls are just as hard to pick up as Hungarian girls probably are, and when you have 0 game, it's pretty damn hard. He's been to the whore house 2 days in a row. He had one girl he was talking to and I told him to take her out. He said, "It's cheaper to just go get a hooker. I spent COP$100 on my last date." SMH...
Holy, sh*t. That whole paragraph had me laughing.
Good work InternationPlayboy, that is some of the funniest sh*t I have read on here in a while.
This is why travel is great. So much funny sh*t happens. And you run into so many trippy characters.
Quote: (01-17-2013 08:29 AM)garygroundwork Wrote:
Quote: (01-17-2013 03:22 AM)InternationPlayboy Wrote:
So a little update:
So now it's just the old dude and the Hungarian kid. Old dude is still cool. I came to find out a good portion of his girls are pre-pagado, and he also likes his whores. It's hilarious how he brags about them like he isn't paying for them. "Look at this one I got!" Yeeeaaahhhh.... sure bud. But it's whatever, to each his own. He's an old dude, probably paid his dews and is quite successful (Collects on over 25 rental properties, makes close to $17k a month), so good for him, he's sure as hell enjoying Medellin.
yep and there it is...get used to it. loads of guys go to colombia and go on about how much they scored, post up photos look at this one, look at that one how easy it is one and even if they aren't paying directly they are paying in other ways. thinking they are studs and have game etc etc hilarious
there's nothing wrong with paying and forking out $ for sluts but dudes that go on about it like they are the shit need to shut the fuck up cause these girls arent with them for their busted arsehole wrinkly heads.
sounds like ur having a good time mate and finding ur feet real quick. ur spansish should go through the roof. lets see how long u can handle centro commercials for...
Quote: (01-17-2013 08:56 AM)latinlover Wrote:
Visit to the whore house. Surprise surprise.
You wait, he will go home and proudly proclaim he "killed it" to all and sundry, bringing another plane load "who heard"......
This really has become a poisened well. While the rewards are there to be had. The ease of the past as a gringo is long dead and buried.
I agree.
I think I am in the minority on here.
I have never found Colombian girls to be easy. It blows my mind when people say they are.
I really wonder how many guys truly "kill it" in Colombia without internet Game.
Almost every report you read starts off with "So my first date was with a girl I met off Colombianstupid.com....."