Wow, what a trip. Just got back from 12 days in "the city of eternal
spring." I highly recommend this city for its beautiful weather,
amazing views, beautiful girls, and extremely friendly people.
Here is some info for those looking to travel there.
Daytime:
We didnt do that much during the daytime because we were usually
planning out dates and trying to translate texts from Spanish to
English. But here are my recommendations:
Go up the metrocables. Enjoy the view and talk to the working-class
locals. Up here, you can see what it's like to be a kid growing up in
Medellin. Join a pick-up impromptu game of soccer (warning: they are
good).
Go to a soccer game. You can't understand latin culture without going
to a game.
Jardin Botanico has some of the nicest people I met in Medellin (ask
for a guide). Great for learning about Medellin and Colombia history.
Always something cool going on there, and it's right next door to
Parque Explora which has an aquarium which is relatively expensive.
Check out Universidad de Antioquia. Easy to make friends there.
Nighttime:
The best spot that we hit was in Barrio Colombia, aka Industriales.
There are 5-6 clubs (one of them is called Karma) which has the
hottest girls we saw on our trip. No gringoes at all.
Go to Babylon on Thursday nights for ladies night. Get there before
10. All the girls there are single, lots of all-girl sets, very easy
to approach. If you really like to salsa, bounce a girl from her
table to another part of the club to dance. If you're not into salsa,
isolate girl(s) outside the club. We did really well there.
Stay away from Mangos. Worst girl/guy ratio ever.
Parque Lleras is ok, but dont spend too much time there. Good places
to eat, ok for walking around mon/tues/weds since everything else is
dead.
The language:
Very few people speak adequate english here so either a) know at least
a little spanish, b) be with someone who does, or c)have your
nonverbal game strong.
Game tips:
In 12 days, the three of us combined got 4 bangs, about 30 numbers,
about 8 make-outs.
Step 1: It is easy to get #'s. We all felt that if that was our goal,
we could each collect 10 #'s per night. There were many times that we
only spent about 1 minute with the girl before number closing her.
Since girls here give out their numbers so easily, you have to either
get a lot of them and play the odds, or spend more time with a few and
bounce them as much as you can. If you decide that you want to do
fewer approaches and spend more time with them, you need to test their
compliance and gauge them to see how likely it is that she will let
you bang her in the end. Lots of Colombian girls are conservative and
want to date you for weeks or months before banging you. You need to
weed those out. Talk to them for a minute and plan out your next
date. What worked great for us was telling them we loved colombian
food and whether they could cook. I had two day2's where the girl
came to our apartment and cooked for me and my friends. Another great
way to plan out the next date is to role-play that they are your
spanish teacher and you need a second lesson. Always be high-energy
and super-playful with lots of kino. One of my friends was the best
opener I've ever seen even though he spoke no spanish. Having a
fun/playful vibe is crucial.
Step 2: Warning: Be prepared for some ridiculous flakes. Talking on
the phone is very hard and here in Colombia many girls either dont
have a cell phone or they will not want to use their minutes (you only
get charged if you make the call). Text as much as you can (use
google translator), and you can also use MSN Messenger which we didnt
try but we hear everybody is on all the time b/c it's free. Text
girls the same night you get their # and then contact them the next
day. The longer you wait, the more likely the flake. Get girls to
meet you where you live out front. We never had resistance to getting
girls in our place.
The perfect day2 (which I did twice) is meeting the girl at your
place, taking them up for a celebratory shot of aguardiente, then
going together to the grocery store to shop for food (you pay), then
coming back to your place (which hopefully has a kitchen). Now, pop
open a beer and admire your work. At this point, you will realize one
of the reasons you came to Colombia in the first place! Comment that
American girls are crazy and can't cook. Reward them with praise and
compliments! Stay playful and touch a lot.
Step 3: Closing the deal. Get ready for some shit tests, but if you
handle them well you'll do fine. For the most part, I found it
similar to closing game in the USA. You want to have your logistics
figured out since most girls live at home so dont try to go back to
her place. Some girls simply will not bang you no matter what you do,
so dont let them hurt your feelings. Escalate the kino as normal. A
common shit test we heard was whether we were on the trip just for
sex. A reply that works well is that American girls are much easier
than Colombian girls (true), so why in the world would we go to
Colombia for sex?
Here are a couple stories to cap off the post:
1. Our third night there, all three of us had day2's set up for the
same time. My date doesnt show up but one of the other two girls
brings her cousin (even though we specifically asked to make sure she
was coming alone). So I wing for my friend to distract the cousin, at
least until my date shows up. We go to Parque Lleras pizza place for
our date and my date (the cousin) finds out that I'm waiting for
another date which hurts her feelings and my chances. To add to the
mix, my date was being gamed a couple nights earlier at Babylon by my
other friend who was now with a totally different chick. After we
bounced to a park, my friend took his date back to the apartment and
banged her. Me and my other friend went back to the apartment with
our dates but didnt get past the make-out. My original date that
night didnt show up, but I ended up banging the cousin.
2. On a dead night we went to Lleras to chill and ended up
approaching 3 girls. One is black and very frisky, another is rather
shy, and the other is older and much sluttier looking. After about 20
minutes one of my friends just walks away with the black chick and
takes her to our apartment. Just as things are heating up in the
apartment, the shy chick gets concerned about her disappeared friend
and calls her. They end up coming back. Two out of three of them
showed up for day2's and they cooked for us. My friend banged the
black chick on day2.
3. I approached a cute girl outside the club Palmaia who was working for
the club and got her number in about 5 minutes. She was hesitant
because she was on the job and the cameras were watching. I told her
that she could tell them that she was giving me info about places to
go. The next day I talked to her on the phone and planned a date.
She insisted that she bring her sister and I relented. Right on time,
I got a call saying she had arrived. When I came down to meet them,
there was only one girl and I didnt recognize her. It was only her
sister! Her much uglier, older, more desperate sister. Pissed off
and not knowing what to do, I took her back inside to figure it out.
She was a typical single mom gringo-hunter who had gotten completely
made-up and took a 30min taxi here just for her gringo blind date. I
could have fucked her right then and there. Unfortunately, I had no
desire to so I took her out for a pity beer and gave her words of
encouragement before hailing her taxi back home.
spring." I highly recommend this city for its beautiful weather,
amazing views, beautiful girls, and extremely friendly people.
Here is some info for those looking to travel there.
Daytime:
We didnt do that much during the daytime because we were usually
planning out dates and trying to translate texts from Spanish to
English. But here are my recommendations:
Go up the metrocables. Enjoy the view and talk to the working-class
locals. Up here, you can see what it's like to be a kid growing up in
Medellin. Join a pick-up impromptu game of soccer (warning: they are
good).
Go to a soccer game. You can't understand latin culture without going
to a game.
Jardin Botanico has some of the nicest people I met in Medellin (ask
for a guide). Great for learning about Medellin and Colombia history.
Always something cool going on there, and it's right next door to
Parque Explora which has an aquarium which is relatively expensive.
Check out Universidad de Antioquia. Easy to make friends there.
Nighttime:
The best spot that we hit was in Barrio Colombia, aka Industriales.
There are 5-6 clubs (one of them is called Karma) which has the
hottest girls we saw on our trip. No gringoes at all.
Go to Babylon on Thursday nights for ladies night. Get there before
10. All the girls there are single, lots of all-girl sets, very easy
to approach. If you really like to salsa, bounce a girl from her
table to another part of the club to dance. If you're not into salsa,
isolate girl(s) outside the club. We did really well there.
Stay away from Mangos. Worst girl/guy ratio ever.
Parque Lleras is ok, but dont spend too much time there. Good places
to eat, ok for walking around mon/tues/weds since everything else is
dead.
The language:
Very few people speak adequate english here so either a) know at least
a little spanish, b) be with someone who does, or c)have your
nonverbal game strong.
Game tips:
In 12 days, the three of us combined got 4 bangs, about 30 numbers,
about 8 make-outs.
Step 1: It is easy to get #'s. We all felt that if that was our goal,
we could each collect 10 #'s per night. There were many times that we
only spent about 1 minute with the girl before number closing her.
Since girls here give out their numbers so easily, you have to either
get a lot of them and play the odds, or spend more time with a few and
bounce them as much as you can. If you decide that you want to do
fewer approaches and spend more time with them, you need to test their
compliance and gauge them to see how likely it is that she will let
you bang her in the end. Lots of Colombian girls are conservative and
want to date you for weeks or months before banging you. You need to
weed those out. Talk to them for a minute and plan out your next
date. What worked great for us was telling them we loved colombian
food and whether they could cook. I had two day2's where the girl
came to our apartment and cooked for me and my friends. Another great
way to plan out the next date is to role-play that they are your
spanish teacher and you need a second lesson. Always be high-energy
and super-playful with lots of kino. One of my friends was the best
opener I've ever seen even though he spoke no spanish. Having a
fun/playful vibe is crucial.
Step 2: Warning: Be prepared for some ridiculous flakes. Talking on
the phone is very hard and here in Colombia many girls either dont
have a cell phone or they will not want to use their minutes (you only
get charged if you make the call). Text as much as you can (use
google translator), and you can also use MSN Messenger which we didnt
try but we hear everybody is on all the time b/c it's free. Text
girls the same night you get their # and then contact them the next
day. The longer you wait, the more likely the flake. Get girls to
meet you where you live out front. We never had resistance to getting
girls in our place.
The perfect day2 (which I did twice) is meeting the girl at your
place, taking them up for a celebratory shot of aguardiente, then
going together to the grocery store to shop for food (you pay), then
coming back to your place (which hopefully has a kitchen). Now, pop
open a beer and admire your work. At this point, you will realize one
of the reasons you came to Colombia in the first place! Comment that
American girls are crazy and can't cook. Reward them with praise and
compliments! Stay playful and touch a lot.
Step 3: Closing the deal. Get ready for some shit tests, but if you
handle them well you'll do fine. For the most part, I found it
similar to closing game in the USA. You want to have your logistics
figured out since most girls live at home so dont try to go back to
her place. Some girls simply will not bang you no matter what you do,
so dont let them hurt your feelings. Escalate the kino as normal. A
common shit test we heard was whether we were on the trip just for
sex. A reply that works well is that American girls are much easier
than Colombian girls (true), so why in the world would we go to
Colombia for sex?
Here are a couple stories to cap off the post:
1. Our third night there, all three of us had day2's set up for the
same time. My date doesnt show up but one of the other two girls
brings her cousin (even though we specifically asked to make sure she
was coming alone). So I wing for my friend to distract the cousin, at
least until my date shows up. We go to Parque Lleras pizza place for
our date and my date (the cousin) finds out that I'm waiting for
another date which hurts her feelings and my chances. To add to the
mix, my date was being gamed a couple nights earlier at Babylon by my
other friend who was now with a totally different chick. After we
bounced to a park, my friend took his date back to the apartment and
banged her. Me and my other friend went back to the apartment with
our dates but didnt get past the make-out. My original date that
night didnt show up, but I ended up banging the cousin.
2. On a dead night we went to Lleras to chill and ended up
approaching 3 girls. One is black and very frisky, another is rather
shy, and the other is older and much sluttier looking. After about 20
minutes one of my friends just walks away with the black chick and
takes her to our apartment. Just as things are heating up in the
apartment, the shy chick gets concerned about her disappeared friend
and calls her. They end up coming back. Two out of three of them
showed up for day2's and they cooked for us. My friend banged the
black chick on day2.
3. I approached a cute girl outside the club Palmaia who was working for
the club and got her number in about 5 minutes. She was hesitant
because she was on the job and the cameras were watching. I told her
that she could tell them that she was giving me info about places to
go. The next day I talked to her on the phone and planned a date.
She insisted that she bring her sister and I relented. Right on time,
I got a call saying she had arrived. When I came down to meet them,
there was only one girl and I didnt recognize her. It was only her
sister! Her much uglier, older, more desperate sister. Pissed off
and not knowing what to do, I took her back inside to figure it out.
She was a typical single mom gringo-hunter who had gotten completely
made-up and took a 30min taxi here just for her gringo blind date. I
could have fucked her right then and there. Unfortunately, I had no
desire to so I took her out for a pity beer and gave her words of
encouragement before hailing her taxi back home.
