Quote: (10-04-2011 12:06 AM)Samseau Wrote:  

No like, I mean, when looking at that pic,

"Where am I?" - In a dept store? Is she smoking? Am I outside? Is this America?

"A guitar?" - Is this an outside patio with traveling guitar men?

"Is she against the wall? What is she looking at? Is that a mirror behind her?" - I just have no idea!

In real life, I would at least know the answer to these questions. With that pic I'm left with nothing.

I see. Legit questions. My sense is that this is a nice restaurant (from the reflection in the mirror in the background showing a table with a white table cloth) with live flamenco or mariachi music. Judging by the thinness of the girl this probably isn't American, but with the nuances of foreign game, let's pretend that it is. She has a cig in the right hand (another tell-tale sign that this is abroad); she's leaning against some sort of elaborate display; and holding a cell phone or box of cigarettes in the left hand.

Quote: (10-03-2011 11:53 PM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  

Sorry to bump my own thread, but I thought it would be a good time for a pop quiz when I saw this pic in my archives.

Open this chick. Remember: first thing that comes to your mind within 3 seconds. No cheating.

Easy one.

Just another opportunity for:

The Greatest Opener of All Time

http://www.thegmanifesto.com/2011/05/the...-time.html

I love these lay ups.

Give me five of these leads in a night with their hands down, and I can tell you, I am going to land my right for the KO.

Quote: (10-04-2011 12:13 AM)thegmanifesto Wrote:  

I love these lay ups.

Give me five of these leads in a night with their hands down, and I can tell you, I am going to land my right for the KO.

Alright, Gman, I knew you would go straight for the cigarette opener. That was a lob for you. Try this one instead.

   

"hey those boots are awesome....where did you park your horse?"

"hey I was going to ask you where the nearest Staples is?"

Excuse me, I'm in the market for a statue, kinda like that one over there with its arm's up. Do you think it would look good on a third story balcony?

She's on the street and seems to be walking briskly. I'd bail.
Otherwise, what drymarro said.

"Do you know where the nearest pet store is?"

"Do you ride sidesaddle with those boots?"

"You poke any animal with those heels, he'll go giddy-up."

"Those boots look a little big on you...is that so you can kick 'em off easy when the time comes?"

A woman wearing boots like that is preening. Make fun of the them. The neg is about showing her that you know she is showing off and making her feel a tiny bit guilty and self-conscious about it...and that, like the beta, are not going all jello and goofy about her effort at being sexy and desirable.

Quote: (07-06-2011 08:01 PM)speakeasy Wrote:  

Bangin blonde girl on the metro with a cute face, long beautiful hair down to her ass and a booty like a samba queen(Mixx would've gone crazy!). Headphones on, staring at her smartphone(maybe watching movies or something) with a "don't anyone bother me" bitch shield look on her face.

How would you open that?

I take the technology route. "Is that a blackberry you are using or one of those touchphones?"

If she says blackberry, I will say "I was thinking of getting a blackberry because of the BBM feature. One of my friends is currently in Venezuela and he is trying to convince me to go. I've been taking a few salsa lessons and I would love to try it out against the creators of the dance.

She will either say: Salsa wasn't created by Venezuelans or she will say cool, do you travel much? DHV.

If she says iphone or some other type of touch phone, I will say: "I was thinking of getting an iphone <insert whatever type of touchphone> but I find that my touch might be too firm for those devices.

If she says "No, not at all", I'll trace my finger gently along the back of her arm, hopefully triggering erogenous zones and say..do you think that the Iphone will pick that up?"

Whats up Cowgirl!

No idea for the first one. I can't see what she's holding but I'd go up to her and ask her if it's any good. Hopefully it's something that I wouldn't sound like a dumbass for asking about.

Chick outside Staples Center: "excuse me are those boots good?" or pet store opener

"I like when a girl doesn't submit to societal pressure to get her breasts enlarged"

followed by ninja reflexes to protect one's balls or face from a kick or a slap

Girls on the bench (like 3rd pic in the thread): id neg the white one by complimenting her on her dressing feminine/in a dress+heels and take a quick glance down at the panties on my way over to the other one and say something to her

edit: good thread im glad i found it as i was about to make a similar one.

This was one of the best threads of the year..

Girl in boots: While pointing....I think Shaq is going to hit one of us.

Girl with smoke: Who called Esteban and when did he start wearing white?

Dog blonde: Jack Russaspaniel?

Train girl: I would just stand next to and try to push her buttons

Also nominating this thread for hall of fame

Nice Chucks. Wanna fuck?

But probably "You're doing it wrong." or some cheesy shit.

+1 for hall of fame. Good thread to get going again.

   

I took this pic and then 'approached' and we walked around together for like 30mins. She was so shy however, didn't have time to close the deal, didn't want to settle for the number. University of Chi student.
I thought she was really beautiful.

How would you do it? This is in a museum btw.

I'd go elderly... "Is that a famous painting?"

"you look like you are a painter. no? not even your nails? wow, lame."

"I painted that. Do you like it?"