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06-05-2012, 08:57 PM
"Crack and yogurt keep me slim!" Maybe yogurt will make the pussy happy.
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06-15-2012, 07:58 AM
So now that a week and a half has passed, did little Roosh survive? And more important, are you still banging that girl?
(apologies if I'm being nosy!)
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06-16-2012, 12:33 AM
Now the question is, once Roosh becomes a full grown cat, and is no longer a cute little kitten, does he still hold value? Or does he go back on the chopping block?
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06-18-2012, 05:20 PM
On a note related to feral cats here on Oahu...
I live with a girl and the other day she rolled out of the apt to go run some errands. About 2 mins after she leaves, she calls me, incoherent and crying hysterically. She is saying something about blood and the parking garage so I immediately ran down to make sure she was OK and that one of the bums here in town hadn't shanked her and stolen her whip.
When I got to her, I saw what was ensuing: A small, feral kitten had been keeping cool under her Jeep, apparently. She proceeded to back over it, but not a full death blow. No, she had run over about half of its head, and it was in its death throes, getting blood all over our parking space. She was crying and shaking while I was trying to withhold my laughter and also thanking the powers that be that it wasn't a cat that actually belonged so someone in the building saving me the hassle of having to covertly clean it up and dispose of the body.
It died and I went to get the Pinoy maintenance guy from our building who came to the scene and said he would clean it up. But as a final insult to my roommate's injury, he then started warning her about all the bad luck she is going to have now...it was a black cat. She cried a little more and then drove off to do her errands.
I've been tempted to post a wide assortment of LOLCATS on her Facebook profile, but I just can't bring myself to do it.
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06-19-2012, 12:42 AM
Kittens as bait? You mean like for fishing?
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06-19-2012, 07:44 AM
Uh, so you trap stray kittens and then you kill them and chop them up for bait?
Over/under on how many kitten skin lamp shades Kona has at his Hawaiian beach home lol?
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06-19-2012, 09:00 AM
That's kind of monstrous and intriguing at the same time. Do you hook entire kittens, or chopped up? You don't do it while they're still alive... or do you? *head spinning*
I gotta admit I feel instinctual revulsion over this, although I guess the only reason why my nation doesn't do it is that we don't have any fish big enough to swallow a kitten in one go in the Adriatic Sea. Circle of life, lol.
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01-25-2016, 11:04 PM
So, how is little Roosh doing now?
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01-26-2016, 06:37 PM
I can't believe I never saw this thread before.
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