[Kona]

I got daytime laid today thanks to Roosh's Pet Shop Opener. I never read the book, so maybe I didn't use it to the letter.

In order to thank Roosh, I am naming the kitten I got from the pet store after him.

Here's Roosh:
   

I'm gonna fuck this girl some more and I'll write a lot more about the encounter.

Thanks again.

Aloha!

[kbell]

The girl got you a Mini Roosh cat? Does he have a beard?

[HiFlo]

Personally I would forgo a lay if it meant adopting a pet, but congrats on the lay anyway.

[Belize King]

I think DayBang is more appropriate haha. Cant wait to hear the story.

[Tuthmosis]

This screams Roosh Cat meme. Upload a better picture so we have something to work with.

   

[Capitán Peligroso]

Nice kitty, Kona... and congratulations.

[Handsome Creepy Eel]

What a cute kitty! Can't wait to hear the details, plus this really does make a good meme.

[Roosh]

I'm honored.

Roosh likes to get up late and prefers cashews as a snack.

[Roosh]

http://www.quickmeme.com/Pet-Shop/newest/?upcoming

[WanderingSoul]

How many days until this poor little kitty ends up at the animal shelter?

[Roosh]

(05-25-2012 06:08 AM)RioNomad Wrote:  

How many days until this poor little kitty ends up at the animal shelter?

[void]

[alphaspiraton]

[soup]

It's funny how cats domesticated themselves as an evolutionary strategy. Now, they are out gaming the players too. Cat's game is unbeatable.

[FretDancer]

@alphaspiration: Hilarious!

[Kona]

(05-25-2012 07:22 AM)Roosh Wrote:  

(05-25-2012 06:08 AM)RioNomad Wrote:  

How many days until this poor little kitty ends up at the animal shelter?

Roosh has a bad attitude and it's just not working out. He just isn't mixing with the other pets.

Before I use him for bait (the hook sets right through his eyes) I'd like to give members of this forum the opportunity to adopt Roosh.

Unfortunately, when you adopt a kitten, you are required to fill out a lot of paperwork, and pay some outrageous fees totaling $60.00. If anyone is willing to reimburse those fees to me, then arrange and pay for Roosh's shipping, I'm all ears.

I am willing to waive all those fees and cover the shipping if the actual Roosh, owner of the forum, would like to have Roosh as his pet. Maybe in an environment with less animals Roosh will thrive.

If not, he'll be on a line.

Aloha!

[Handsome Creepy Eel]

Noooooo! Not that I'm blaming Kona for any of this, but I'd dislike this if it were possible... so sad

p.s. maybe give it to the girl you banged while getting Roosh?

[WanderingSoul]

(06-04-2012 04:27 AM)Kona Wrote:  

Roosh has a bad attitude and it's just not working out. He just isn't mixing with the other pets.

Before I use him for bait (the hook sets right through his eyes) I'd like to give members of this forum the opportunity to adopt Roosh.

Unfortunately, when you adopt a kitten, you are required to fill out a lot of paperwork, and pay some outrageous fees totaling $60.00. If anyone is willing to reimburse those fees to me, then arrange and pay for Roosh's shipping, I'm all ears.

I am willing to waive all those fees and cover the shipping if the actual Roosh, owner of the forum, would like to have Roosh as his pet. Maybe in an environment with less animals Roosh will thrive.

If not, he'll be on a line.

Aloha!

Aka "I am tired of fucking the girl from the pet shop so I can finally get rid of this shitting and pissing ball of fur."

[silent_scope]

so sad.

you gonna ship the girl off when you get tired of her too?

[Tuthmosis]

Worst. Ending. Ever.

[Riker]

Yo I don't know if you're kidding or not but don't kill the cat! If you don't want him make sure he gets a nice home. Just saying.

[Roosh]

Poor little Roosh!

Can someone start a Save Roosh fundraiser?

[Tuthmosis]

(06-04-2012 05:29 PM)Roosh Wrote:  

Poor little Roosh!

Can someone start a Save Roosh fundraiser?

There's some wicked symbolism in naming an animal Roosh and then killing him. Might jinx you for life!

[MrXY]

Kona, I have had cats. it's totally normal for a cat introduced to a household with other animals to fight with them. the cat needs to establish its territory and status with the others. Normally no serious injuries result

The fighting will lessen on a regular schedule. first its every day, then every other day, then every third day, and so on. eventually it dwindles to being rare or never.

This process usually takes a few months.Give Roosh a chance and he will over time settle in and even become friends with the other animals

[Tuthmosis]

(06-04-2012 10:00 PM)MrXY Wrote:  

This process usually takes a few months.Give Roosh a chance and he will over time settle in and even become friends with the other animals

I think this is something we can all stand behind.

The Campaign for Roosh Cat:

Give Roosh a Chance!