Happy first-of-the-month.

Let's face it: everyone's sucked dick here and there (no homo). As players, I'm assuming your BJ-Notch Counts are pretty high. I'm curious, how many times have you sucked dick? Be honest.

It's June 1st not April 1st. Where is the 0 option?

Either Tuth is exceedingly drunk or has had his account hijacked.

unless he means kissed a girl after she gave a bj

Quote: (06-01-2012 02:57 PM)Vicious Wrote:  

Either Tuth is exceedingly drunk or has had his account hijacked.

They've also hacked el mechanico's account.

Time to change your password.

75+. To properly understand women, you need to put yourself in their shoes, or on their knees.

Trololol

Quote: (06-01-2012 03:03 PM)Blackhawk Wrote:  

Quote: (06-01-2012 02:57 PM)Vicious Wrote:  

Either Tuth is exceedingly drunk or has had his account hijacked.

They've also hacked el mechanico's account.

Time to change your password.

Can anyone verify this? Roosh?

I doubt accounts got hacked. If someone hacked Tuth they could do far more damage with the moderator powers than posting a joke about sucking dicks.

Tuthmosis, What do you tell your work on the first of the month? Do you call in or?

I only suck on horse's dicks.

Lmao... the entire forum is getting hijacked.

Dear Tuthmosisis boss...
Tuthmosis will not be able to work on the first of each month..

You see he is a moderator on a forum that discusses traveling and getting into womens pants. On the first of the month we have a open day when anyone can sign up. Tuthmosis needs to stay alert because this Indian kid who is having racial insecurities is going to sign up and troll the forum. He has spawned copy-cats as well. He will also be on the look-out for feminists that day and for the next few. He will be very busy.

Thanks for understanding
-RVF

My head hurts. First the flood of threads with men whining how the sexual market's failures are all their fault... then Mexx (tex-mex?) returning, then Tuth posting a bizzaro cocksucking thread... is there anything real anymore? Have we all been transferred to an alternate universe?

No one's account got hijacked.. Tuth and el mechanico goofing off. I was getting concerned messages so you two may want to re-establish trust, etc.

Also, MeXx was a troll. Deleted threads and banned.

Finally some clarity.

No need to be alarmed guys. Just a little gentle trolling to get the first month of summer started. I thought it was obvious with the "first of the month" remark. Sorry if I got anyone riled up at the thought of sucking dick. It was hard enough typing it.

Link very NSFW:

http://efukt.com/20883_The_Single_Most_E..._Fail.html

Well, I...
And cut.

What's funny to me is that guys here can't tell when someone is messing around (especially Europeans). I'm wondering how easy it must be for the girls to pull one past you.

Quote: (06-01-2012 05:01 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  

What's funny to me is that guys here can't tell when someone is messing around (especially Europeans). I'm wondering how easy it must be for the girls to pull one past you.

I think it's probably a product of how much time we spend here. Since I'm often in front of, or at least near, a computer in my "normal" life, I'm on this board like every day. I understand members' personalities more than a guy who's a more casual reader or is a regular, but just not as addicted as I am. I know, for instance, that you (mechanico) hasn't sucked no 75 dicks, but would definitely joke about it given the chance.

That said, there are also cultural differences. I sometimes forget that we're a pretty diverse bunch, not just in terms of nationality, but style and upbringing. I'm a clown by nature. In fact, you see that in my game. Some guys are just wired differently.

All told, it was a dumb joke, since it created a mini security scare. Not every joke can be a winner.

Can't say I thought you were hijacked, but yeah, just wasn't that funny. The video made up for it though!

Quote: (06-01-2012 05:01 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  

What's funny to me is that guys here can't tell when someone is messing around (especially Europeans). I'm wondering how easy it must be for the girls to pull one past you.

that and the blatant homophobia is disturbing. Some of my friends text me the gayest stuff you've ever read daily. That must make me gay right? Like when I save a new females number as "Steve" and Im taking a shit and my girl tells me "Steve" just sent me a text message about how bad "Steve" wants to swallow my dick...that must make me gay right? Or is that Beta?

Quote: (06-01-2012 05:12 PM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  

Quote: (06-01-2012 05:01 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  

What's funny to me is that guys here can't tell when someone is messing around (especially Europeans). I'm wondering how easy it must be for the girls to pull one past you.

I think it's probably a product of how much time we spend here. Since I'm often in front of, or at least near, a computer in my "normal" life, I'm on this board like every day. I understand members' personalities more than a guy who's a more casual reader or is a regular, but just not as addicted as I am. I know, for instance, that you (mechanico) hasn't sucked no 75 dicks, but would definitely joke about it given the chance.

That said, there are also cultural differences. I sometimes forget that we're a pretty diverse bunch, not just in terms of nationality, but style and upbringing. I'm a clown by nature. In fact, you see that in my game. Some guys are just wired differently.

All told, it was a dumb joke, since it created a mini security scare. Not every joke can be a winner.

First off I thought my vote anonymous.

Second the foreigners really need to get their on before they miss the bus entirely.

You guys should leave the trolling to me.

Quote: (06-01-2012 05:21 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  

First off I thought my vote anonymous.

No! It said the poll was public right there at the bottom. Most of the joke was in the poll, since it forced you to answer that you'd sucked dick at least once. Too subtle, I know.

Quote: (06-01-2012 05:21 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  

Second the foreigners really need to get their on before they miss the bus entirely.

I agree, but the bus isn't going anywhere. It's a slow-moving bus with all the on it.